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Violet Tiaras by Gorillazgal86, improfem
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2020
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Crowley has never fallen into anything with anyone, let alone a human, but when she is assigned to the Poetess Sappho, she herself is tempted by her quick-wit and beautiful mind. It’s all going rather well in fact, until Aziraphale appears unexpectedly.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Crowley’s shaggin’ Sappho
So Aziraphale thought she would toSeries
- Part 1 of Plenteous Crop
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"Francis you old brute, will you let me get on with my work, please?" Crowley's voice was laced with affection and laughter, but held just a hint of that old familiar and directive tone.
Steel wrapped in rich red velvet, and wielded by a woman who knew exactly what to do with this weapon. It raised the hair on the back of Aziraphale's neck, and he pulled back carefully, heart racing and mouth suddenly dry with desire."
As with all Plenteous Crop fics so far, this can be read as a stand alone fic.
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- Part 3 of Plenteous Crop
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Bird of Paradise by Gorillazgal86, improfem
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 May 2020
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"Crowley has no right to barge into his space like this, looking exactly as he does, the perfectly form fitting band of the trousers, slung far too low to be considered decent only drawing attention to those perfectly slim hips. So Aziraphale tears his eyes away from the sight, focusing instead on the shelf of books behind Crowley.
//Vile tempter,// Aziraphale thinks, certain that Crowley is finding this role very amenable indeed, there were certainly more difficult ways to earn a soul, than traipsing about as a sultan's favourite, spoiled and pampered, adored beyond what was reasonable. "
While this fic is part of a series, it reads as a fully stand alone story.
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- Part 2 of Plenteous Crop
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Post botched apocalypse, with a mysterious traitor on the run and a boss out of the picture, Beelzebub and Dagon are left to pick up the pieces of their corporate machine.
That amount of stress can get to a demon, so it's a good thing they can turn to each other for a bit of relief.Series
- Part 1 of (In)Human Resources
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Yet to Have Your Finest Hour by Gorillazgal86, improfem for WhiteleyFoster
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Apr 2020
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Silence settles over them again. Crowley crouches against the wall, clutching the receiver in a sweaty, cramped hand, heart going like anything. Neither of them knows what to say, but they can't bear to hang up either, so they just listen to each other breathe. Crowley's heart is painfully heavy, full to the point of bursting, and he's so, so fucking hard all of a sudden.
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Plenteous Crop by Gorillazgal86, improfem
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2020
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Ten years after the apoco-nope, Crowley and Aziraphale have settled into the South Downs cottage and are reliving/reimagining/recreating scenes from their past to help make sense of the present and future.
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on the same page by Chekhov
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale Z. Fell is a rising star of the spiritual literary genre - the next Eat Pray Love guy - and his version of Chicken Soup For the Christian Soul is flying off the shelves. It's not that he's not grateful, but it's one thing to enjoy a career in writing and another completely to be pigeonholed into a specific genre, so much so that you are almost forbidden from writing anything else.
So yes, maybe he has a bit of a secret. An outlet for his less... appropriate urges. And yes, if his typical readership got word of the sort of paragraphs he could put out on a particularly inspired night, they might suffer some form of heart attack typical for their age.
But all of that is well hidden, and there is absolutely no way anyone would ever find out about his Arrangement with A.J. Crowley - the most debaucherous romantic fiction author of the decade.
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Miss Ashtoreth & Mr. Fell Have a Torrid Affair by IHidMyFaceFromYouNoMore
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Sep 2019
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Nanny Ashtoreth gives Brother Francis a well-deserved spanking.
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Set Fire to Our Bed by Vitreous_Humor
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Book of the Lover and the Beloved
02 May 2021
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what I like about you by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jun 2019
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“It’s really very nice. Seducing people, I mean,” Aziraphale says, and Crowley really does nearly discorporate.
“You’re an angel!” he says.
“Well, yes,” Aziraphale says. “But it’s not a sin if you love someone, and of course I love all of Her creatures.”
“I—that’s not—that’s not what that means!” Crowley yells.
“Isn’t it?” Aziraphale blinks up at him innocently. Crowley is reminded, again, that Aziraphale is just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing.