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When he wakes in the middle of the night to the other George in his hotel room, he’s surprised, firstly, by how young he looks: the tarantula-like Bambi eyes (Alex was right about that), the Williams tee, the schoolboy haircut. Only the hair is an improvement.
Mercedes George meets Williams George and he doesn't think about this at all. Really.
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better than potatoes by insatura for theo
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Mar 2026
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I know it’s getting to be a problem when I start dreaming of ice-cream and sushi instead of the usual forests and beaches.
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I read somewhere once that the divorce rate is 40% or something like that. I think it’s Bull with a capital B. I definitely know at least twenty kids at my school, and none of their parents are divorced. Unlucky me. I also read that only 6% of divorced couples marry again. I’m not going to hinge my entire life on hoping for that 6%, so I’ve decided to spend most of my time with George instead of Mom or Dad.
George is the best dog anyone could ask for. Since Dad isn’t here and neither is Mom, he chills with me in my bedroom. When Dad comes back, I put on my headphones and pretend to be listening to music so I don’t need to go downstairs to dinner. That’s what I’ve decided I’m going to be doing for the rest of my life now.
Or: Alfred despairs over his parents' divorce, fails math spectacularly, ruins school plays, and meets this kid called Ivan.
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tell me we'll never get used to it by insatura
Fandoms: Romeo and Juliet - Shakespeare, Romeo + Juliet (1996)
17 Jul 2025
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Juliet survives. Romeo doesn't.
(Working titles for this fic were "the Benvolio & Juliet road trip I've always wanted", "temporary amnesia as an excuse to write hot make-out scenes", "the real treasure was the friends we made along the way", and "R+J Alternate Ending English Extra Credit", if that helps.)
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Behind-the-Scenes Inspired by The Unlikely Duo by insatura
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
02 May 2024
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Because that HP/PJO/AF crossover is too perfect not to write something for, I was using the incorrect quotes generator, and I was very bored during the DDoS attack >:(
1. Set after chapter 13 after the midnight duel. Inspired by something I got from the incorrect quotes generator.
2. Snape goes to McGonagall’s office to borrow her “You Could Have Died!” speech, and they have a chat.Series
- Part 8 of things i wrote before 2024
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things i wrote before 2024 by insatura
Fandom Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, 三体 - 刘慈欣 | Remembrance of Earth's Past Trilogy - Liú Cíxīn
02 May 2024
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DO NOT READ THESE PLEASE they are so ridiculously embarrassing. this is directed at one specific person. you know who you are. yes i'm talking to you.
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Zelda Don’t Trust a 117YO Amnesiac To Save Hyrule by insatura
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
13 Jun 2022
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Into the Buffrooms (Or Backrooms, Or Americarooms) by CatGirl004, insatura
Fandom The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/
17 Oct 2023
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