intocleanness
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Terezi Pyrope was once destined for great things. They told her she was a prodigy, that she could climb the ranks of the Cruelest Bar at her leisure, that she would strike terror into the hearts of those who would bring down the Empire from within. They never told her that she would feel regret.
Now, the fate of the Empire rests on the shoulders of a renegade legislacerator and her hireling seagrift as they take one last desperate roll of the dice.
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Rose Lalonde and Vriska Serket jockey for an advantage on the Snarky Horseshit-O-Meter. Both parties get sloshed, and some substantial topics get discussed by complete accident. Shockingly, there are no reported fatalities.
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- Part 2 of Post-Retcon Meteor
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Disaster strikes the meteor, leaving Terezi Pyrope to navigate the treacherous waters of deceit, murder, and moirallegiance.
Ok, not really "disaster". More like "minor inconvenience." And the murder is actually petty vandalism. And the deceit is pretty low-key too, come to think of it. Look, you have to find excitement where you can when you're stuck on a rock in the middle of actual, literal nowhere. But hey, there's moirallegiance! And one out of four is... not exactly a grade your parents are going to hang proudly up on the fridge.
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- Part 1 of Post-Retcon Meteor
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A somewhat interrelated series of short one-shots set on the post-retcon meteor
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How to Kidnap Your Wife by OwariAiba
Fandoms: Hololive (Virtual Streamers), Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
07 Aug 2025
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While the war between the Nords and Anglons is in full swing, the famous warrior Kiara doesn’t really care about raiding the capital. That is until she learns about the beautiful enemy queen. That’s when a crazy idea spawns in her head. What if she were to kidnap and marry her?
While for most people this idea would be insane, for her it’s just another adventure to be had. However, what she couldn’t have predicted was just how much impact this woman would make on her life and on history.
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- Part 1 of How to Kidnap Your Wife AU
Bookmarked by intocleanness
26 Jun 2025
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THE HIT AND RUN by brawltogethernow
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Death Note (Anime & Manga)
16 Feb 2025
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Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)
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Bookmarked by intocleanness
01 Mar 2025
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Mortal Bodies by orphan_account
Fandoms: Virtual Streamer Animated Characters, Hololive, HololiveEN
07 Apr 2021
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She felt bad about the delay. She hated that she felt bad about it, because, honestly? To hell with feeling anything at all. Yet here she was, living with the distinct sense that she’d been unfair to the Bird and continued to be unfair to her every day.
(Calliope is an asexual being and no one taught her what that means or how to use The Google™ for it. Hilarious, angsty, possibly bottom-left misunderstandings ensue.)
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- Part 4 of Soulmate Mark AU
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25 Mar 2021
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Calli's overseen Kiara dying a million times, but she's never seen her lose herself quite this badly.
An amnesiac phoenix, a workaholic reaper, a mandatory vacation, and maybe a little emotional support (not that Calli would ever admit to doing such a thing).
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22 Mar 2021
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“So do you want me to be your brilliant battle strategist, or do you just want someone to hang out with?”
“Fuck, Pyrope, can’t I want both?”
>Vriska and Terezi: Attempt rare and highly dangerous 3x SHOWDOWN COMBO with the MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN.
Or: in which a moirallegiance gives two trolls a handy excuse to express affection without facing it head-on, clowns are hunted, battle plans discussed, dream bubbles explored, and something like spoken truth is flirted with but ultimately avoided.
Or: longform meteor fic, but make it Vrisrezi.
Bookmarked by intocleanness
29 Jul 2020