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How to Kidnap Your Wife by OwariAiba
Fandoms: Hololive (Virtual Streamers), Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
07 Aug 2025
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While the war between the Nords and Anglons is in full swing, the famous warrior Kiara doesn’t really care about raiding the capital. That is until she learns about the beautiful enemy queen. That’s when a crazy idea spawns in her head. What if she were to kidnap and marry her?
While for most people this idea would be insane, for her it’s just another adventure to be had. However, what she couldn’t have predicted was just how much impact this woman would make on her life and on history.
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- Part 1 of How to Kidnap Your Wife AU
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26 Jun 2025
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THE HIT AND RUN by brawltogethernow
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Death Note (Anime & Manga)
16 Feb 2025
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Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)
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01 Mar 2025
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Mortal Bodies by orphan_account
Fandoms: Virtual Streamer Animated Characters, Hololive, HololiveEN
07 Apr 2021
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She felt bad about the delay. She hated that she felt bad about it, because, honestly? To hell with feeling anything at all. Yet here she was, living with the distinct sense that she’d been unfair to the Bird and continued to be unfair to her every day.
(Calliope is an asexual being and no one taught her what that means or how to use The Google™ for it. Hilarious, angsty, possibly bottom-left misunderstandings ensue.)
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- Part 4 of Soulmate Mark AU
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25 Mar 2021
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Calli's overseen Kiara dying a million times, but she's never seen her lose herself quite this badly.
An amnesiac phoenix, a workaholic reaper, a mandatory vacation, and maybe a little emotional support (not that Calli would ever admit to doing such a thing).
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22 Mar 2021
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“So do you want me to be your brilliant battle strategist, or do you just want someone to hang out with?”
“Fuck, Pyrope, can’t I want both?”
>Vriska and Terezi: Attempt rare and highly dangerous 3x SHOWDOWN COMBO with the MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN.
Or: in which a moirallegiance gives two trolls a handy excuse to express affection without facing it head-on, clowns are hunted, battle plans discussed, dream bubbles explored, and something like spoken truth is flirted with but ultimately avoided.
Or: longform meteor fic, but make it Vrisrezi.
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29 Jul 2020
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“Ahoy there!” someone calls, from the docks you just left, shrouded in shadow, shit.
You pull your vichy knife off your belt and prepare to commit a murder in self defense. It always puts you on edge, lurking around shipyards at night, for some reason.
Wait. Who the fuck says ‘ahoy’? Even the corniest old captains don’t fucking say ahoy.
“Jake English,” you reply, your voice nearly lost on the wind. “If that’s you sneaking up on me, I’m gutting you like the world’s beefiest halibut and selling you to the cannery.”
(If you live with omnipresent mass-fish-death, obnoxious-ass coworkers, and crushing existential uncertainty for long enough, you break through into a kind of giddy despair. This time, you've definitely got that quote right.)
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- Part 2 of Gone Fishin'
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19 May 2020
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Four Serkets sit in a room at the end of time. They have a conversation.
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20 Feb 2020
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The Four Kings, the God Thief, and the Black Diamond Pirates by oxfordRoulette
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Sep 2019
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Dirk and Vriska have it good. They raid ships, pillage merchant vessels, constantly poison each other, possess a lucrative pact with the Wind King, sing a lot of dope fuckin’ sea shanties, and captain a loveable crew of pirate scum. They’re ready to kick back, take it easy, and become the vile and revered scourge of the diamond trading line.
Then they find someone in the water.
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12 Jan 2020
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Authorized by Earth-C statute, a group of activist attorneys press charges against Vriska Serket for events that occurred about three universes ago.
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02 Jan 2020
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When Vriska Serket falls to Earth C and kills Gamzee Makara, she kicks off a chain of events that could end Jane Crocker's genocidal reign once and for all.
A canon continuation fic centering on Karkat Vantas' personal war and the pain and penance a lifetime of fighting has brought.
Picks up immediately following the Christmas Eve Homestuck^2 upd8.
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31 Dec 2019
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29 Dec 2019
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You've come a long way, and you spent a great deal of time playing a game that destroyed the only place you once called home. All for a chance to start over, wipe the slate clean, and move on to a new world based on the flimsy promise of a half-cocked plan. But first you have to spent three years with a bunch of jerk teens.
What will you do?
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17 Dec 2019
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Two young gods struggle with being both mortal and divine, and perhaps something more.
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17 Dec 2019
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17 Dec 2019
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Terezi and (Vriska) are in two different timelines facing two different enemies. But they have one mission in common: find each other, against all odds.
A follow-up to The Homestuck Epilogues. Not related to Homestuck 2. Rated T for (censored) language, graphic violence, and general skullduggery. Updates Tuesdays and Fridays, hopefully.
Cover art here!
REWRITE HERE!
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17 Dec 2019
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11 Dec 2019
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26 Nov 2019
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20 Nov 2019
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Attempted Domesticity and All the Ways It Can Fail by Vrisrezi_Rights_Inc
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Oct 2019
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Terezi Pyrope and Vriska Serket attempt to adjust to their new lives on Earth C. But as they settle down, they find that there's much needing to be unearthed about their relationship, and happily ever afters require quite a lot of work. In fact, they may not exist at all.
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Written by Rain & Wing
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19 Nov 2019
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Vriska is living out of her car when she meets Terezi. She’s funny and clever and all kinds of nice, even letting her crash on her couch while she’s in between jobs. Vriska never suspected a thing, until she found out the truth.
Terezi is a Faerie on assignment to kidnap humans for her queen when she meets Vriska, a prime candidate for abduction. But Vriska is pretty and fun, and Terezi realizes much too late she doesn’t want to give her up.
A story about falling in love in an unconventional sense.
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- Part 1 of Faerealm
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19 Nov 2019