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The first snowfall of the year finds David outside at his husband's request while Patrick... actually David isn't sure what Patrick is up to in their cosy cottage while he's sitting in the freezing cold. But he'd very much like to find out.
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When Patrick wakes up in his childhood bedroom with no memory of how he got there, he's understandably confused. Now he's scrambling to make sense of what's happened while navigating his relationships and, most importantly, working out how to find his way back to his beloved husband.
Written for Schitt's Creek Frozen Over Fest 2025
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After the holiday party he's attending quickly turns sour, David has to get the hell out of there. He heads down to the street, searching for a cab to make his escape only to run into a stranger with the same idea, running away from his own problems.
And with only one cab in sight, neither of them are giving up easily...
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With his blind date a no show, David is annoyed to find he's wasted his night at an out-of-the-way little bar with regrettable decor. At least the music's good. And maybe the musician can help turn David's bad night around...
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Newly engaged, Patrick and David take a trip to visit Patrick's parents and Patrick is eager to share with David some of the things he loved from the place he grew up. But he soon finds that things are not as he left them and there are more surprises to come...
Written for the Schitt's Creek Spring Fling Gift Exchange
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Patrick and David are visiting the Brewers for Christmas. Marcy is having trouble giving away a table. (It’s not about the table.)
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Bookmarked by iola17
18 Dec 2025
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“Caramel macchiato, skim, two sweeteners, sprinkle of cocoa powder please.”
“Wow, are you sure you don't wanna go right ahead and get a milkshake instead?” the barista in the boring blue button-down smirks.
“Excuse you,” David bristles, “There is nothing wrong with my coffee order: it is a perfectly balanced, tried and tested pick-me-up.”
“Sure, sure, of course. Name for the cup?” The guy still looks kinda smug.
David bites his tongue, because snippy customer service is one of life's great trials, but life without caffeine is worse. He's learnt this to his detriment over the years.
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Bookmarked by iola17
27 Jul 2025
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College seniors David and Patrick are project partners whose mutual insecurities make for a bumpy transition from friends to lovers. Banter, flirting, flirty banter, sexy banter, "connections."
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09 Apr 2024
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Meet David Rose and Patrick Brewer, the two men who were found living on a deserted island for over forty-five days after the Blayze Music Festival went up in smoke.
Documentary filmmaker (town council member, real estate agent, closet organizer, and photographer) Ray Butani has assembled an in-depth, first-person account of one of the more positive outcomes of the fraudulent festival: the romance that blossomed amongst the chaos.
Binge read all eight episodes to learn how getting lost led David and Patrick to find both themselves and each other.
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16 Jul 2023
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The Wingmen are back for their first tour since 2012, and it’s probably your last chance to see iHeartRadio’s Throwback Song of the Year, “I’m Not Here (For Your Sister)” performed live. With the latest news about Sebastien Raine’s sudden departure from the once popular boy band, you might even be able to find a ticket to the sold-out shows, as long as you don’t mind that they’ve replaced Seb with some guy you’ve never heard of. (His name is Patrick Brewer, he plays guitar, and you really won’t mind, trust us). As if that wasn’t enough, rumors are also flying that Patrick may be taking over Sebastien’s place in the heart of the Wingmen’s most fashionable member, David Rose, after Wingnuts circulated photos of them sharing a steamy embrace. We’re still not convinced it’s love, but stay tuned for all the tour (and romance) updates.
OR a slow burn, fake dating but secretly in love musicians AU.
Bookmarked by iola17
14 Feb 2023

