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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    The knock at the door is so light it barely even registers.

    Dazai's thoughts stretch as he wonders who it may be. Despite his best efforts to find a beautiful partner who shares his suicidal fantasies, Dazai is quite the lonesome man. On the off chance he does score a date, he never brings the unlucky lady to his cheap apartment, lest he scares them off.

    The only people who know his address are the agency members, and he can already tell it's none of them. Kunikida has a strict schedule, and a glance at the clock tells him it's way past the blond's bedtime (he gets even more cranky with insufficient rest). Ranpo and the president are away, and Yosano, Kenji, and the Tanazaki siblings should all be at home, and would've called if something arose.

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    He turns back around. Cracks open the door with a raised brow. And this time, he looks down.

    Wide eyes look back up at him.

    …A child?

     

    OR: one night, a child appears out of nowhere on Dazai's doorstep. that's all it takes for his life to change completely.

    OR OR: you get adopted, sucka

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    20 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Moving to Yokohama was supposed to be a brand new start. An opportunity to break away from the expectations of your rural hometown and finally live life on your own terms.

    What you didn’t expect was how different the city—and the people within it—would be.

    Especially the guy obsessed with double suicide.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    “An ability?”

    — on the past, present, and future of one Edgar Allan Poe.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    From the moment Ranpo first laid eyes on Naomi, he knew she wasn’t real.

    No one else seemed to realize it, though, so he didn’t say anything. It wasn’t his place, he supposed.

    And, well, he couldn’t blame them for not noticing. She certainly seemed real, acted real. She carried conversations, ate meals with the agency, and was even able to make physical contact with everyone. There was nothing about her that screamed fake.

    [or, naomi died years ago and the one who joins the ada is light snow - ranpo & jun'ichiro and their relationships with naomi]

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    09 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    He watches as Ranpo laughs so hard that small tears begin to form in the corner of his eyes. The way the sun was shining just right that it enhanced all of the detective’s features, only causing Oda’s thoughts to blur as they became filled with laughter and sweetness with every second that passed. He huffs before smiling as he takes another bite. It was just one of those facts of life he supposed. The sky was blue, it was Wednesday, 3:26 PM and Ranpo looked beautiful laughing.

    Oda finds himself wanting to hear this sound again and again.
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    OR: 5 times Oda makes Ranpo laugh and one time he makes Ranpo cry

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    08 Sep 2026