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Un embarras de choix by anatsuno for jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Marvel Comics)
29 Nov 2025
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— Mais c’est un souci médical ? demande Clint en gigotant, inconfortable. Est-ce qu’il faut qu’on fasse venir un docteur ?
Bucky soupire.
— Je t’avais prévenu.
— T’as dit qu’il durait longtemps ! Longtemps c’est genre, un quart d’heure !
— J’ai dit qu’il durait vraiment longtemps, et j’ai fait un effort sérieux pour clarifier ce que je voulais dire par là. C’est toi qui pouvais pas attendre trois secondes de plus pour t’empaler sur ma bite.
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[Podfic of] Snuggly Like the Wolf by kbirb pods (kbirb) for jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel
28 Jul 2025
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Length: 12 minutes, 52 seconds
Summary:Clint is not entirely sure how to feel when his boyfriend turns into a wolf while they're spooning. On the one hand, it might have been polite for Bucky to let him know about the werewolf thing ahead of time. But on the other hand, they're already in bed, and it turns out there's not that much difference between crashing in a cuddle-pile of two dudes and a dog and crashing in a cuddle-pile of two dogs and a dude. Either way, Clint is a happy camper.
Podfic of Snuggly Like the Wolf by jedusaur.
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[Podfic] Fuck Schopenhauer, Eat Burritos by Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish) for jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Hawkeye (Comics)
28 Jul 2025
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[Audio Length: 29:16]
"You need anything?"
Clint stares down at his depression nest. It's not pretty. "I need someone to pick me up and dump me in the tub and hose me down like a muddy pickup truck."
"I can be there in twenty minutes," Bucky says, deadpan.
Podfic of Fuck Schopenhauer, Eat Burritos by jedusaur.
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but for the grace [podfic] by 42donotpod (42donotpanic), farkenshnoffingottom, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), NC Pods (N0Connections) for jedusaur
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
19 May 2025
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It's the perfect date, right up until Jamie is wrenched out of it and dumped into an alternate dimension where Roy hates his guts.
A podfic of jedusaur's fic "but for the grace"
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- Part 4 of Ted Lasso Podfics
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t'as rien entendu by anatsuno for jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkman (Comics)
16 Mar 2025
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Clint attrape le mug et essaye de boire à l’envers. Ça marche plus ou moins, c’est-à-dire qu’une partie du café lui coule effectivement dans la bouche, mais une autre lui coule aussi dans le nez et le fait éternuer-tousser-cracher.
Bucky récupère le mug, lui tend un mouchoir en papier.
— Un bon tuyau : si jamais tu veux éviter que ça m’excite de t’écouter, fais exactement ce bruit-là et je te promets que je me désintéresserai complètement de ce qui se passe.
Clint dégringole par terre en se mouchant, vidant son nez de café dans le kleenex.
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- Français
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Très mauvais goût mais très belle prestation by anatsuno for jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
14 Feb 2025
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Clint en est aux trois-quarts de sa lecture d’un poste Reddit extrêmement détaillé calculant la circonférence exacte des cuisses du Winter Soldier quand il se retrouve face à face avec le Winter Soldier en personne.
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Social Graces by Kangofu_CB for jedusaur, stellalou
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
04 Jun 2024
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“What’s a guy like you doing in a place like this?” Clint says, instead.
Barnes snorts. “Having a drink,” he says, then gives Clint another one of those appraising looks. “You a professional?” he says, after a second, and Clint is momentarily confused.
A professional what?
And then he realizes Barnes must be talking about pool, and Clint huffs a laugh. “Only when there’s money involved,” he says, smirking, and Barnes kind of nods, like that makes any sort of sense.
Then Barnes nods again, a little more firmly, and says “You got a place?”
Which is about the point that Clint realizes that he’s not meeting the Winter Soldier in a bar, he’s being picked up by the Winter Soldier in a bar and-
“Yeah,” he croaks, clears his throat, thinks wildly that he’s really fucking glad Kate has Lucky for a few days, and says “Yeah, I got a place.”
Or, how Bucky got his groove back.
(And Clint too, but it was a different sort of groove)
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There is nothing on God’s green Earth that can change what Eric is or what he’s good for.
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- Part 8 of rifle, scissor, stone
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Jack had been delivered in a body bag, which Kent had opened with a flourish after Eric’s life had already flashed before his eyes. He’d barely felt Kent’s arm around him, angling him so he was between Kent and the medical team’s guns, but when they reached Kent’s car, it had been Eric’s choice to get in. To make the trade: his services for Jack’s safety.
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- Part 7 of rifle, scissor, stone
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“Zimms. My boy. If you’re gonna claim the bounty, you better do it before it’s voided. I’m like ten minutes from bleeding out.”
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- Part 6 of rifle, scissor, stone
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“George says you’re the next Jack,” Kent says, voice low enough to cut under the crickets. “But there’s no next Jack, is there? You’re the next blond who tries not to die behind him.”
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- Part 5 of rifle, scissor, stone
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It’s ten in the morning and Jack is having a panic attack behind the science lab and Kent thinks, oh, so that’s why he always vanishes before missions.
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- Part 4 of rifle, scissor, stone
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It’s Thanksgiving, two years after The Incident, and Justin is praying for Shitty to finally call so he’ll get out of this godawful dinner with the in-laws.
“Stop calling it The Incident,” Holster whispers under his breath. They’re hiding out in the backyard, which is exactly how Justin figured this would go. “You got catfished and discovered your dream career in body disposal.”
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- Part 3 of rifle, scissor, stone
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The church will make for a beautiful crime scene, Kent thinks.
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- Part 2 of rifle, scissor, stone
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rifle, scissor, stone by Verbyna for jedusaur, thistidalwave
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
11 Apr 2017
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“Again,” Jack says, and Bittle takes the shot. He recoils harder than the gun.
“Now imagine that’s a person."
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- Part 1 of rifle, scissor, stone
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It's An Everyday Process by mahons_ondine for jedusaur
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
12 Jun 2016
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Kent Parson would really like to come out. He would. If only people would just let him.
Now with an epilogue!
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Jack’s seventeen, and it’s gonna take all of him to get into the NHL. He can’t go around giving pieces away.
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Jack's just taking pictures whenever he sees something worth photographing, something that seems to fit what he's being told in class, about line and shape and color and beauty.
It's like the camera knew before Jack did.
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Being a casual drug user's best friend is the opposite of going to meetings.
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Erica knows when it's time to reconsider.