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Jean Loo can’t help his eyes from darting upwards [UNFINISHED WORK].
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What happens when you shove 20 packs of Orbeez down Jean Loo to try and get rid of it.
They haven’t even talked yet, why the hell am I already posting this?
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!! Spoilers for JLP’s and Tony’s Love & Realized endings. Also Tina’s and the Hanks?
Jean Loo thinks of you at his workplace. He misses you, but he was the one who pushed you away.
Minor details taken from Tyler, the Creator’s Ring, Ring, Ring. It’s really shitty, though, and Jean was also the one to leave you, so you’re supposed to have the perspective of the song, but I flipped it, so??
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!! Minor spoilers for the dialogue after Nukem’s realization.
I literally couldn’t get that last piece of Nukem dialogue out of my mind. And also Nukem/Friar/Stefan, but they’re technically not in this one.
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Topeka, Topeka, Topeka, bodega, bodega, bodega. by jh3ller
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Jul 2025
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What happened before one of Amir’s days. My first fic, like ever, criticism needed.
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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The Montreal Girl by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Dec 2025
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Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.
Inspired by two Cliff Marlow lines: In the airport, when their game with Montreal gets cancelled and he tells Ilya, “Whoever she is, she’s gonna get over it,” and the scene in the locker room when he says, “Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother—you’re straight up blushing, Roz.”
Or, the Boston Bears’ perspective of Ilya and Shane’s “secret” relationship over the years
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- Part 1 of The Montreal Girl (Lily & Jane)
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“Barrett, your turn. What did you think of Hollander?”
Troy must have had more to drink than he thought. Or he makes bad decisions without Harris right next to him. Or he must have a death wish. That has to be the reason why he says what he does: “I thought he was a fucking babe.”
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- Part 1 of a crush on shane hollander
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16 Feb 2026
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Sitting hunched over on the carpet with his nose practically kissing all eight pixels of Scotiabank, Ilya desperately squints at the screen, willing the pixels to form 81.
The Bruins are blurry squiggles on his screen. Gliding through loose warm-up circles and morphing into blobs for stretches.
But there he is, skating past the visitor’s bench like this is just like any other game.
Number 81, Phil Kessel.
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Lily: hollander this is a broken shack in the middle of the woods
Jane: Listen. I think I got scammed.
Lily: you THINK?
in order to get some more privacy, shane looks into other cottage ideas.
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26 Dec 2025