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Stede Bonnet is both an Alpha and the Duke of Fairfax on Barbados. When a kidnapped and abused Omega lands in his lap, Stede has to deal with what it means to be a real Alpha--something he's never dealt with in his life.
Izzy Hands, first mate of the Queen Anne's Revenge is kidnapped by Jack Rackham and left stranded on Barbados. He finds himself taken in by the weirdest damn group of Betas and Omegas, led by an Alpha named Stede fuckin' Bonnet who is nothing like any Alpha he's ever known--and he finds out that he likes it more than he should, despite being all but bonded to another Alpha already.
Edward Teach is captain of the Queen Anne's Revenge--and Izzy's Alpha. When his Omega is taken from him, Edward will do whatever it takes to get his Omega back and bonded, where he belongs--at Ed's side.
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Stede Bonnet has... a reputation. For rescuing and rehabbing unwanted hybrids. Enter bonded pair feline Ed and canine Izzy.
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Though he is attending Izzy Hands’ retirement party from sugaring, Stede knows that he needs to make Izzy his after seeing him. Luckily, he has Lucius’s assistance as a wingman, and between Lucius’s advice and Stede’s attempts at charm, they have a perfect recipe to convince Izzy to be Stede’s sugar baby.
“Which would be where you, darling Israel, come in. I wouldn't want much from you, admittedly. Talking to me every couple of days for a few minutes. Perhaps seeing me once a week. I'm much busier than I'd like, and I wouldn't want to take up too much of your time, either.”
Stede’s words seem especially hilarious at a retirement party. However, before he can point it out, the buzzing from before clicks into place. Bonnet Enterprises is the return address on about half of his prosthetic clinic flyers and an entire stack of his bills.
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Izzy's about to lose his mind when he gets kissed. By everyone.
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Omega Stede is stealing the crews clothes to nest with. Alpha Izzy is having to rectify this because the crew only own like one outfit each. (In no way is this actually meant as anything serious. It's completely humorous and meant to entertain.)
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"There's only one bed," Izzy said, stating the obvious like it might cause the bed to suddenly duplicate itself.
"That's impossible, I particularly requested a room for two people," Stede protested. "I specifically asked for two beds. Perhaps you miscounted."
"I can fucking count, you twat."
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Izzy's freezing his stump off, until the kids decide to step in and fix things. And no, they don't turn up the thermostat.
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Our Flag Means Death Twitter and Tumblr prompts by kelex
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Nov 2023
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exactly what it says on the tin. little Twitter/Tumblr bits that do not have a home.
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Burning the remains of an old life.
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@herenowatsea suggested Ed's apology tour make a stop at Izzy Hands.
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By day, he's Stede Bonnet, filthy rich and volunteer at White Flag Animal Shelter.
In his spare time, he's The Gentleman Trainer, keeper of unwanted Pokémon and potentially the biggest pain in Izzy's ass.
Be aware, I've never actually played Pokémon a day in my life. I'm cobbling together what I know and what I find on the various Pokémon wikis. Be nice, it's 3:30 in the morning.
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After the Spanish hang the Gentleman Pirate, Blackbeard seeks out revenge.
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It had started out as a side gig. Short on the rent one month--thank you, COVID, for the ass-fucking--Izzy Hands had decided to give OnlyFans a shot. Things do not go as planned.
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There are times Stede Bonnet absolutely loathes both Edward Teach and Izzy Hands, but he hates himself the most.
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Deep in the night, Izzy can't sleep, and Ed finds him at the railing, watching the sea.
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Izzy's having a bad pain day, but surprisingly (to him), he gets a little help from his friends.
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Ed and Izzy have each other's backs.
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A young Edward Teach is rambling around Port Royal, and he meets a gravel-voiced stranger who quickly becomes a friend.
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Izzy storms off in a huff.
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Blackbeard has given his first mate a new toy to play with. This is a sequel to Beeswax but can easily be read as a stand-alone.