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Stede Bonnet owns a fancy yarn shop in a cosy little seaside town. Life is mostly peaceful, a bit stressful, often lonely—then the empty shop next door is taken over by a leatherworker with kind eyes and a surprising fondness for cashmere, and everything changes.
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03 Jan 2024
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In January, Lucius' boss regales him with the story of meeting his new boyfriend, Izzy. A boyfriend that Lucius is hard pressed it believe exists. As the year moves on, Lucius thinks that Stede is just digging himself a deeper hole with the tales of his beau, but the boss is insistent. And who's Lucius to get in the way of happiness? Even if that happiness is most likely imaginary...
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29 Nov 2023
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27 Nov 2023
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All Aboard the Trope Train, Choo Choo Motherfucker by Jazzxdaffy
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Aug 2022
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A canon-divergent subversion of tropes, and metacommentary on fanfiction and fandom culture... or, pirate porn that will make you laugh.
(Eventually) Featuring:
Only One Bed
Enemies to Lovers
Mary-Sue/Self-Insertion
Teaching Him to Read as a Romantic Gesture
Oblivious!Stede Bonnet
Pouty!Edward Teach
Also Slutty!Edward Teach (affectionate)
"The raid had gone well."
Moths
Oh. OH.
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12 Nov 2023
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welcome to Dino's omegaverse emporium. pre-canon Edizzy centric. caution, wet floors.
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09 Nov 2023
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I think the name is pretty self explanatory, but these are one (ish) shots involving Izzy and a happy ending.
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01 Nov 2023
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“Is it just me or did it get very chilly in here all of a sudden?”
Recognition creeps in, trickles like blood from a gut wound.
“Dunno what you’re talking about, mate,” Ed says, pulling the blue velvet robe tighter around himself.or: Ed and Stede find out it’s hard to leave your past behind when it’s literally buried in your front yard.
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01 Nov 2023
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26 Oct 2023
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“You want to fight me, tonight?”
“Yes,” Ed gasps, “oh, God, Stede, yes, you fucking — ah,” and Stede, the bastard, kisses up Ed’s jaw to suck at his earlobe because that’s one of the spots he knows hits Ed right in the cock, lights him up like lightning, and if Ed wasn’t hard before he’s fucking aching for it now.
Ed and Stede play one of their favourite games.
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20 Oct 2023
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Ed loves sex. Like, really fucking loves sex. Orgasms, specifically. He loves a few other things, too, but god, does he love sex.
With Stede, though, something's been holding him back, and he can't quite put his finger on it. And after all the stops and starts, all the simmering tension between them, Ed would never have imagined that this would be what finally pushes things over the edge.
(Or: Ed does a silly little roleplay, has some orgasms, and reflects on the things that make life worth living.)
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16 Oct 2023
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That’s it. You’re alright. You’re just too damned gorgeous to die, aren’t you? Devil doesn’t want the competition. Reckon you could stick a pitchfork in me any day.
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In which Stede is a touch telepath, and Ed has been desperate for someone who understands him.
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20 Sep 2023
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Izzy Hands learns to accept kindness, and possibly even give kindness in return.
Complete.
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15 Sep 2023
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14 Jul 2023
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The core concepts had always seemed fairly simple to Stede: block like that, swing like this, try not to get stabbed. Izzy made it look infinitely more complicated and somehow, too easy. He moved like water, without hesitation.
Izzy decides Stede needs proper swordplay lessons.
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06 Jul 2023
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Ed is an engineer aboard the Revenge, an interplanetary research vessel on a multi-year mission to study Jupiter's moon Europa. An accident requires that Ed awaken from cryostasis over six months early, and finds his only companion to be Stede, the ship's onboard AI. They develop an unconventional friendship, but is it possible to have more?
This is classic mutual pining with a sci-fi twist, inspired by all of my favorite stories about the nature of personhood.
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“You–” Ed was struggling to parse what Stede was saying. “You’re playing your version of this song for me, right now? Like, in real time?”“Yes, Edward, that’s correct,” said Stede softly.
Ed’s brain momentarily seized up. He supposed it made sense that Stede was capable of learning a set of rules to do something like arrange and play a piece of music. There was something unnerving about this song, though. It felt, well–it felt organic . Reactive. Almost collaborative in a way. Ed was lost in the push and pull of it, until the last notes softly petered out.
“So, what did you think?” asked Stede. It sounded nervous again. Why the hell would someone program an anxiety response into a bot?
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- Part 1 of Starry Eyes and Counting Down to Zero
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14 Jun 2023
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If Captain Blackbeard can change his life, so can Fang.
And the Republic of Pirates could do with a dog rescue.
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08 May 2023
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“From the guy at the end of the bar,” Jackie slides a third whiskey neat his way — it’s the Weller 12 that he loves, but hasn’t treated himself to tonight. It’s funny that the guy who bought his drink just so happened to choose Ed’s favorite—
And oh fucking Christ, Ed looks to find his suitor and it’s the one person who would absolutely know his favorite whiskey, but is entirely off-limits.
Stede Bonnet, in a teal silk blouse that’s buttoned obscenely low, raises his daiquiri in cheers (of course he drinks daiquiris and Ed hates how fond that knowledge makes him feel).
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In which Ed is a therapist and takes his own advice to get back out there. Except he runs into the client he's been pining after for months, and absolutely cannot go there with.Bookmarked by kelex
15 Apr 2023
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Izzy rubbed a finger against the little tattoo under his eye, and remembered the promise he’d made a lifetime ago, to a young man with fire and smoke in his eyes and a beard as black as ink. A promise of devotion, of mine, yours, until the bitter end.
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26 Jan 2023
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This fic diverges from canon during The Art of Fuckery, when Stede interprets Izzy's challenge to a "fucking duel" considerably more literally than intended.
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- Part 3 of Inty's Our Flag Means Death Works
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- English
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18 Jan 2023
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Like a Harbour at Dawn by sunspeckfreckle (childrenofthesun) for shatteredhourglass
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Dec 2022
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Stede and Izzy wake up, naked, in bed together in the captains' cabin.
Naturally, there's only one possible explanation for this.
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27 Dec 2022