1 - 20 of 23 Bookmarks by kelpiekidd
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
As he walked across the rooftop, he almost missed the figure standing at the edge, practically offering himself to the void below. He couldn't figure who it was but his senses exploded like earlier before the announcement of the Pitt Fest. Without thinking, Dennis shot a web that stuck to the man’s back, pulling him backward against the barrier, away from danger.
“What the fuck?!” the man cursed, now clinging tightly to the railing.
“That wasn’t a good idea, sir. You wouldn’t survive a fall like that—even from the top of a hospital.” He couldn't hear his own words, his heartbeat was too loud.
The man turned to face him, and for a moment his lungs forgot to breathe, the sirens in his head had gone silent because he recognized the familiar face of his mentor, Dr. Robinavitch. When Robby realized who he was dealing with, he let out a small, hollow laugh.
Or…
Dr. Robby develops a weird attraction for Spider-man after he saved him from jumping off the roof of the Pitt after the events of the PittFest. What he ignores is that his savior’s identity is actually Dennis Whitaker, his shy new student doctor.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 66,488
- Chapters:
- 15/16
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 437
- Kudos:
- 2,081
- Bookmarks:
- 510
- Hits:
- 50,705
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
13 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Even Sam isn't dense enough to know that the way Lyle stumbles over himself, asks him for kisses with no prompting, face full of pitiful desperation, isn't normal.
It's easier to pretend it is though, with everything else happening.
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
20 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
While travelling together on the road to Chicago, Hosea and Dutch get into trouble.
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
06 Jan 2025
-
Who In Their Right Mind Would Look For More? by Aylwyyn228
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
08 Jun 2020
Tags
Summary
Arthur had been riding with Dutch and Hosea for near on four months now, and sure, he liked 'em well enough. But he just couldn't work them out.
He’d thought at first that they were brothers, before he’d overheard enough conversations to disprove that theory. He didn’t have any real basis for how brothers acted with each other, of course, but… They were just… just real comfortable with each other.
More comfortable than Arthur could imagine being with anyone who wasn’t family.
Not that he had a whole lot of experience on that count either…
Or, Arthur is more oblivious than Dutch and Hosea gave him credit for, but he gets there eventually.
Series
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
06 Jan 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Reader has been a lone wolf for a long time, and intends for it to stay that way. However, she soon realises that having a little company and help from others isn’t so bad.
Super slow burn fic, loosely following the events of the game (so full of spoilers), it may not necessarily be in perfect chronological order/follow canon completely. I'll be changing certain things up whenever I see fit, and while some characters may die, Arthur will not. It's going to have smut in it later down the line! Finally, this is unlikely to be completely historically accurate since I'm not a historian, but I will try and be as accurate as possible :)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 287,850
- Chapters:
- 71/72
- Comments:
- 1,179
- Kudos:
- 2,471
- Bookmarks:
- 398
- Hits:
- 107,045
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
27 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
This is the story about the scientist named Stanley. Stanley works in Black Mesa, he catches and studies monsters, presses buttons and skillfully handles a crowbar. And for a job well done, Stanley would prefer to receive his reward here and now.
***
This is a crossover between the Parable and Half-Life, where Stanley is a scientist with a crowbar, the Narrator controls the Black Mesa (and does it well, by the way!) and a lot of sex.Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
10 Sep 2023
-
stanley's new (and ultra secret) method of enjoying the parable by insomniacberry
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable
26 Aug 2022
Tags
Summary
Stanley and the Narrator are exhausted by the constant looping, but over thousands of runs they each have found methods to secretly find satisfaction between it all.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,195
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 114
- Kudos:
- 2,186
- Bookmarks:
- 181
- Hits:
- 18,442
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
22 Apr 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Stanley has been in the Parable for a very, very long time. Decades, maybe. Or even centuries. He’s long since lost track.
Throughout all his time here, Stanley has learned that there are rules to his existence. He can’t eat. He can’t sleep. And he can’t get sick.
But one day, he finds himself feeling off. Feeling ill.
The rules have stopped applying to him. And this is not supposed to happen.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,084
- Chapters:
- 12/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 395
- Kudos:
- 2,362
- Bookmarks:
- 261
- Hits:
- 24,090
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
22 Apr 2023
-
Tags
Summary
What if the game mechanics didn’t force Stanley to hit the Skip Button?
Would time still force him to do it, anyway?
Series
- Part 4 of Advanced Ludology
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,476
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 1,163
- Kudos:
- 3,559
- Bookmarks:
- 576
- Hits:
- 54,735
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
21 Apr 2023
-
Tags
Summary
A storyline that ranges from and throughout the series of House MD and to be honest, I can't remember which way round things happened, so I've made my own timeline but most significant things happened or will.
Enjoy as you go through time and space to the land of the mighty boosh- uhh, I mean, House!Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
06 Feb 2023
-
Tags
Summary
If someone had told you that, over the course of the next year and a half, you were going to fall completely and desperately in love with a sleazy little washed-up salesman who lives in a dumpster and is eye level with your belly button, you would have called the fire department in preparation for their pants suddenly combusting.
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
21 Oct 2021
-
Tags
Summary
Sometimes the most life-changing moments happen in the blink of an eye, people we meet who touch our souls, and disappear before we truly ever get to know them.
And sometimes the stray cat you've been leaving food for outside your apartment building... was never really a cat to begin with.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,392
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 386
- Kudos:
- 1,490
- Bookmarks:
- 157
- Hits:
- 25,802
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
15 Oct 2021
-
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
15 Oct 2021
-
Amensalism by MaruMaru for the spamton and shenanigans discord
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
26 Feb 2022
Tags
Summary
a·men·sa·lism (ā-mĕn′sə-lĭz′əm)
n.
An association between two organisms of different species in which one is harmed or inhibited while the other is unaffected.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It was stupid trying to set free a parasite calling out to you. Not only was it late at night, but you had at least five tests creeping up on you, a midterm, and God knows what else. Yet here you were, trying desperately to emancipate some possibly mistreated alien who whispered your name. What could possibly go wrong?aka spamton is a symbiote ala venom and latches onto you. fun times ensue!
EDIT: AU refs made by my friend/beta reader can be found here!: https://www.instagram.com/spambiote_au_dump/
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
15 Oct 2021
-
Tags
Summary
Y/N wandered into a strange shop with an even stranger owner, her desperation leading her to make an awfully weird deal.
Features She/her reader.
Update: 'Interactivefic' addon has been found to include malware, but I recommend using wordreplacer!- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 105,988
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Comments:
- 282
- Kudos:
- 1,324
- Bookmarks:
- 73
- Hits:
- 40,130
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
13 Oct 2021
-
A Glitch in the System by AnAuthorNamedMystic (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
10 Oct 2021
Tags
Summary
It has been a while since you've seen the world you knew before...but you didn't much like it there anyways. You were immediately rescued by the Queen of the land, albeit at the price of being one of her "willing peons". She made up for this by spoiling you with spending money and a room in her mansion, but you are forbidden to leave. It makes you wonder just what's out there that she doesn't want you to see....
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
13 Oct 2021
-
Tags
Summary
Hey, you! Yeah, you! Are you socially awkward but ultimately well-meaning? Are you a Lightner struggling to fit in a Darkner's world? Are you looking for romance? Are you [[HOPELESSLY THIRSTY FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SLEAZEMASTER SPAMTON G. SPAMTON]]!? Boy howdy do I have the [cringe] fanfiction for you! This [pile of garbage] is a reader insert for all you Spamton fans! It's got romance! It's got drama! It's got [probably not much else I've never written an x Reader before please don't expect too much]! And this can be yours for the small price of [this website is free, dumbass]!
After stumbling upon a disheveled Spamton, you take pity on this puppet and offer him a temporary place to stay. But what lies in store for the two of you? Can you heal the heart of this damaged soul? Can Spamton sell you something? Find out [[NOW]]!
NOTE: This fanfic is rated T, kiddies. Please advise that it contains suggestive themes, implied sexual content, and dark subjects such as depression and trauma.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,773
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Comments:
- 660
- Kudos:
- 2,515
- Bookmarks:
- 146
- Hits:
- 60,830
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
13 Oct 2021
-
Tags
Summary
a series of things remind you of an old someone that you used to know. you aren’t sure what, but it lead you down a strange rabbit hole.
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
13 Oct 2021
-
Tags
Summary
[[Pre Deltarune, before the phone calls stopped]]
Working in the Queen's mansion was too good a deal to pass up. A Lightner with nowhere to go but up, you jumped at the chance to save yourself from a life on the streets. Taken under the Queen's explosive wing, you enter a life of servitude and safety.
One day, a new guest arrives, invited by your Lady Grace--An Addison with nothing but fame and fortune on his mind. You're entrusted with his care by Swatch, to cater to his every need (within reason). Soon, you learn that this job is far more difficult than you thought, and perhaps the Queen was simply out to get you. For a good laugh, of course.
Too bad for the Addison, this "Spamton", you weren't going to take it lying down.
--
[Story takes place before Spamton's fall, and before the events of Deltarune. Reader is gender neutral, and their appearance in not described. This is a story for those who are looking for a character driven narrative]
[A SLOW burn. There will not be smut in the first few chapters. This is a character piece that will eventually have romantic/sexual elements.]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 82,632
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Comments:
- 288
- Kudos:
- 1,021
- Bookmarks:
- 118
- Hits:
- 26,620
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
12 Oct 2021
-
Need Sleep Aid? Try This New Product! Doctors [HATE] Him!! by ohgoodnesswhatdo
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
24 Sep 2022
Tags
Summary
"What are you, Spamton?"
With a voice that's suddenly clear, "I'm the only salesman you'll ever need."
--
You can't sleep, so you try watching your favorite nighttime videos. What you didn't realize, was that you didn't use Incognito Mode to help yourself. Now Addisons are popping up left and right to sell you a different kind of sleep aid! One Addison in particular shows you a product that's 100% guaranteed to get you through the night.
(Takes place during Spamton's corruption/peak of fame period)Fanart (by others, and doodles by myself) for this fic will be at this link, please check them out! https://twitter.com/TouchMyStaff/status/1453557840669552641
Bookmarked by kelpiekidd
12 Oct 2021