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    “I just… you just… and you’re? You’re Richard Tozier, who’s known for being a total dickback? I don’t get it.”

    “What is there to get, Eddie?” Richie asks and his voice is sad because he feels like his last name is some stupid fucking curse and his dad just had to be the mayor of Shitville, Maine. “There’s a clear reason I didn’t tell you.”

    Eddie leans back on Richie’s thighs but he hasn’t gotten off or asked Richie to move or left Richie’s car and said fuck you. “So you’re telling me that your family is the richest family in this entire town and you drive this? Interesting.”

    “That’s what you’re worried about? My fucking truck?”

     

    [or, richie needs a mechanic and eddie just so happens to be one.]

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    4/?
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    “That’s flattering,” the guy says and the police don’t know his name, don’t know the complete details of his face but Eddie knows. He knows this is him, knows that he has big ears and big teeth and freckles and big glasses and long limbs and curly brown hair and big, big brown eyes. “You don’t need to worry about that. I said I was going to let you go, didn’t I?”

    “I have a hunch that you’re lying,” Eddie replies and when he sees the slow grin grow on the guy’s face he knows that he’s right. He’s not going to see his graduation, not ever going to see Stan and Mike finally get together, not going to watch Bill’s little brother make it all the way to high school. “Before you shoot me, at least let me leave my friends a note.”

    “You think I’m going to shoot you? This is purely decoration, dear. You can leave a note, though. You’re coming with me, got it? Get clothes, or whatever you might need. You have five minutes and then we’re leaving.”

     

    [or, criminal richie!au]

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    Richie thinks that this is what being a father is like. He sure fucking feels like a father, dropping all of his plans to take care of his pet, making very specific google searches and running around his apartment like a madman, grabbing toys and a blanket and a few mice in a tupperware bowl. He knows logistically that everything he’s grabbing is useless and what he really needs is a chill pill and maybe some whiskey to soothe his shaking hands, but Richie can’t help the way his paternal side wakes up and takes control of his mind.

    Instead of buckling a child into a carseat, though, Richie grabs a snake from a terrarium and transfers him into the “travel cage” that he bought when he brought his snake to see a drive-in movie. Noodle is curled into a sad ball, his tail wrapped tightly around itself. He’s asleep even as Richie picks him up, which is the first bad sign, and he doesn’t move at all when Richie plants him into his other cage, which is the second bad sign. Richie can’t run to his car fast enough.

     

    [or: richie's pet snake is sick and he goes to see vet eddie ;) ;)]

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    2/2
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    He’s stuffed full of Richie Tozier; Richie inside of him, and outside of him, and on top of him, Richie Tozier surrounding him in all of his beautiful glory. Him- Eddie Kaspbrak, all five foot six of him, covered in freckles and weak noodly limbs- in Richie’s bedroom, moaning Richie’s name for the whole world to hear.

    His evening didn’t begin this way, of course. A few things had to happen for Eddie to get to this place in his life- this world shattering, life saving place in his life.

    First, Eddie has to pick up Mike’s phone call.

    [or, college party sex]

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    The metal was cool on Thomas’s skin, nearly ice cold due to the freezing air. Thomas grinned when nothing happened, turning towards Minho with his hand still clasped around metal. Everything was normal. The wind was blowing, picking up snow and littered pieces of plastic and leaves that the trees had began to shed. Cars drove on by, people walked on by, no one cared enough to even glance over at them.

    And then, Thomas felt skin, rather than metal, grasping his hand.

     

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    based off the prompt that whenever this certain statue touches hands with their soulmate they become human again

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    Soonyoung rolled his eyes with an annoyed sigh. “Do I have to spell it out for you? Listen, you don’t have to leave, I don’t have to leave. Why don’t we just fix each other’s issues and call it a night?”

    “You’re not serious, are you?” Seokmin asked. He didn’t want to get his hopes up. Soonyoung offering that up would fulfill all of Seokmin’s gay dreams involving his closest friend

    Soonyoung nodded. “Seriously serious. It’s not a big deal. People do it all the time, okay? It’s like we’re friends with benefits.”

     

    or,, basically seoksoon porn im sorry

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    If today was a normal day Jeonghan would be laid out on his couch, socked feet all over Jisoo’s beloved coffee table, some cliche drama running on the TV while the bright city lights played tag inside of Jeonghan’s wine glass, casting broken reflections of the ruby red drink like decorations across the plain walls. But, and this was likely due to some good karma Jeonghan earned after rescuing a stray cat that loitered on the pollution-dirty streets outside of his apartment, today was not a normal day.

     

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    or, jeongcheol meet at a bar and gay things ensue

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    Changbin hadn’t even noticed the snow, accustomed to seeing it after living in South Korea his entire life, and he likely wouldn’t have realized the sky was pissing frozen water on them if Felix wouldn’t have gasped.

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    "you could be my sugar daddy. you don't want a relationship but you want sex, i don't want a relationship but i want sex and money- which you have a lot to spare, don't even try pulling anything."

    mark squinted at jackson- his eyes nearly disappeared into that beautiful face. "your... sugar daddy? like, buy you clothes and whatever, and in return you'll have sex with me?"

    "exactly," jackson replied with a nod and a smirk. "and i'll be your good boy."

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    2/?
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    A prostitution agency- something Yoongi didn't even know existed in Seoul, nor the rest of South Korea. There it was, though, a picture of half-naked men and women who had smooth looking skin and pretty faces, right there for Yoongi to see. There was a small blinking number at the bottom.

    **

    or: yoongi is horny and hobi works for a prostitution agency

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    jung hoseok didn't hate his job working at the convenient store- he actually quite liked it, despite the low pay and late hours, because he'd actually made quite a few friends. people who'd come in late looking for a snack, and maybe sub consciously, look for a friend or someone to talk to, and hoseok had been there.

    hoseok had yet to meet someone that he'd fall on his knees for- someone he'd want to see below him, at their most vulnerable- until he came up to the front desk with a bottle of lube in his hand and a glint in his eyes that made shivers fall down hoseok's spine.

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    jeongguk flushed bright red as he heard the question voiced from the other line.

     

    "any particular requests, darling?"

     

    there was a small hitch in jeongguk's throat when he replied softly, unsure. "can i have your prettiest male prostitute, please?"

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    Magnus meets the mysterious warlock Alexander and is intrigued by his blue eyes.

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    Alec had been dreaming about Magnus' beautiful eyes when he was gently shaken awake, his name being whispered softly, like a memory of the word. But Alec recognized Magnus' voice almost immediately, and reached his arms out for his boyfriend.

    Alec pouted and heaved out a whiney sigh when Magnus didn't fall into his arms.

    "I'm sorry. But you have to get up. I have a surprise."

    Alec mumbled sleepily, rubbing his eyes like a small child. When he finally pried his eyes open, Magnus was there, leaning over the bed. His black hair was still gelled up, although some of it was falling onto his forehead, and his eyes shimmered in the silvery glow of the moon.

     

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    basically a fluffy one-shot saying happy birthday to the sweetest <3

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    Alexander slowly removed his fingers from Magnus' forehead.

    Magnus noticed that there was pain in Alexander's eyes as well. Never before had Magnus met a demon who had emotions.

    Alexander backed away slowly, his eyes trained on Magnus'.

    Magnus wanted to walk forward with him.

    And then Magnus wanted to hit himself.

    This was a demon. Alexander wasn't a person. But why had he shown Magnus his worst memory instead of Magnus' own?

     

    *

    demon!alec au :)

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    120
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    Alec is a senior in college, studying literature. When Alec's best friend Simon gets sick, and Alec has to interview Magnus Bane, Alec's life is changed forever.

    or,
    fifty shades of malec

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    Alec walked on, his gun held out in front of him, always ready. You could never be off guard in this place.

    The world had gone to shit. Everything and everyone pitted against each other; the living against the dead. And, eventually, the living against the living. Everything had been thrown into total chaos after the outbreak, or so Alec had been told. Alec hadn't been awake at the time. Hadn't been there to see the so called beautiful and safe planet they lived on fall into shambles.

    There wasn't a place without them.

    Zombies- or, Walkers, as Maia and Jordan called them- had overtook the world. Turned it to ash. Made the place not worth living on.

    They said it was terrifying. Screaming, all though the night. People rushing to get their families out- to get themselves out- and not making it ten feet without getting their jugular ripped out.

    Nothing could've prepared Alec for this. No one could've been prepared for this hell that they lived in now.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    700
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    Magnus glanced over at Alec, his eyes stars, his face night sky, his mouth the moon.

    Alec's heart was a drum in his chest, beating out the rhythm of Magnus' name.

    "What?" Magnus asked, his voice as soft and gentle as the voice spilling from the stereo like paint. A small push to the question itching like a rash at the back of his throat.

    Alec almost choked on the question. "Marry me?"

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    2,278
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    simon changed the group name: biology group

    alecx lightno: y am i here

    simon knewthis: ur in the bio group there4 ur in dis group, get used to it alex

    izzybelle: his name is alec get it right shrimpy

    jace lightwood changed the group chat name: the attack of shrimpy

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    3,027
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    Madzie smiles happily at me, and I'm so distracted by her I don't notice the red frisbee flying at us.

    Right as my eyes caught on the blur of color, and big hand was snatching it from the air, right before it would've hit Madzie.

    "Oh my God, I'm so sorry! Are you okay, sweetie?"
    Madzie looks at me with big brown eyes, before turning to who spoke. I look up at him, and I feel a little breathless. He's stunning, messy dark hair, golden brown eyes- with maybe a hint of green, but I'm too far away to tell- and big, broad shoulders, beneath a dark brown sweater.

     

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    or, the fluffiest one-shot no one asked for :)

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    English
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    1,640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2,914

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