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It started with a five-year-old.
(A clerical error, Kakashi insists. Fate, Naruto swears.)
Now there are bento boxes to pack, sandals to tie, paperwork to rescue from sticky hands, and Academy instructors begging the Hokage to please, please do something about his “monster trio.”
Between co-parenting gone wrong (or right?), council drama, and one too many surprise parties, Naruto and Kakashi somehow stumble into a family—and maybe something more.
Basically: two tired shinobi accidentally raise the future of Konoha, while also figuring out how to survive bedtime stories, village gossip, and each other.Bookmarked by kingmaker75
05 Feb 2026
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Hostage situations and other romantic activities by Roxpox
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
01 Jan 2026
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Damian Wayne is single by choice no matter what idiots may say. But even though he certainly doesn't need to prove himself to anyone, getting himself a fake romantic partner is obviously the best way to shut said idiots up.
Meanwhile, Danny isn't too sure how he got here, but he is determined to be the best fake boyfriend there ever was.
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03 Feb 2026
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Take Me Out by Petroica
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
01 Oct 2023
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Four years on from his brutal escape, Dick Grayson has managed to carve out a simple, if a little lonely, life for himself – that is until he meets the imposing but kind hearted “successful businessman” Jason Todd.
Four years on from the incident at the Court of Owls, Batman finally has a lead and wrangles Red Hood’s help to track down the last remaining Talon. It’s a case that Jason isn’t awfully concerned about until traces of the Talon keep popping up around his sweet but naïve new boyfriend Dick – a man he would do anything to protect.
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16 Jan 2026
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Looking Through the Peephole by OhanaHoku
Fandoms: Nightwing (Comics), DCU, Batman - All Media Types
20 Mar 2026
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Back from Spyral, Dick has been largely ostracized from the family. Jason is furious at his brother, but when an injury takes him to Dick's apartment for triage, he's forced to confront the fact that Dick isn't coping well. Just what happened to Dick?
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~Chapter 11~A day ago, Tim wouldn’t have thought twice of excluding Dick. He would have been grateful, even, if Bruce didn’t call Nightwing in on the case. But now he couldn’t quite shake his brother from his mind...
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- Part 5 of Whumptober 2025
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15 Jan 2026
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(TW for gen mental health issues)
"What are you doing here?!" Jason snapped, slamming his palm against the nearest tree. A few leaves fluttered down, Dick didn't bother to brush off the one that landed on his head. Just stared at him blankly.
“Camping?” Dick responded slowly, carefully, as if Jason had lost his mind.
"Obviously, fuckhead, without your phone? Without telling anybody what you were doing or that you weren't, I don't know, dead?"
“Jason—“
"Don't Jason me, I'm pissed. You just up and disappeared on a road trip while everyone's been freaking the fuck out. Did it not occur to you to at least let someone know when you'd be back? I—“
“—I wasn't." Dick interrupted, tone flat.
“You— what?"
"I wasn't coming back.”Series
- Part 1 of Fall of the Eccedentesiast
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13 Jan 2026