kitkattz
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Dirk Strider finally managed to escape his family of blonde, people-eating assholes, determined to keep humans off the menu and out of his life in general, only to be caught by a fishing net during the night. Jake English has been avoiding the ocean for three years after narrowly escaping a siren, and he has no shame for his prejudice and fear. It seems they both have some things to learn about one another, the chance meeting fated to bring them closer than either had ever dared.
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Dirk Strider is hopelessly in love with his boyfriend of four years, Jake English, but he's been keeping a deadly secret.
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Horuss Zahhak wasnt ever a good hunter, honestly. He stood in his brother's shadow for the most part, and didnt really mind it. Equius was his best friend, his partner in crime, the person he looked up to most-- until he and their father leave Horuss to die in a hive raid gone wrong.
SPOILERS. PLEASE READ THE WHOLE SERIES BEFORE THIS ONE.
Some people asked for a Zahhak family spinoff, with the whole Zahhak dynamic of Horuss being a demon and Equius being a traditional hunter, so here it is, with a snippit of Leijon as well!
THUGTD universe, part 6, the third side story to the ridiculously huge world I've built over the past 5 years.
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Now that the war is over and all three dimension are finally at peace, Dirk decides it's finally time to tie the knot.
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After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.Sequel to The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons
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Borderlands AU RP between callmearcturus and mimsical.
Atlas Assassin Dirk is sent on a mission to hunt down a suspected siren. The dossier left out a lot of details about his target.
Siren Jake is minding his own business when a cyborg swordsfellow gets the literal drop on him. For his trouble, Jake gains a travel companion.
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18 May 2020
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The world is small and secluded from inside your hammock: the two of you, wrapped up safe from the rest of the world, warm sun overhead but hidden from you, with only the unsafeties of yourselves to intrude.
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- Part 20 of mimsical homestuck fics
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18 May 2020
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“You trust me, then,” he says. His voice is still level. Almost monotonous.
"What kind of a cockamamie question is that? Of course I trust you."
"Good. Then take your mask off."
You stare at him. It's pretty hilarious, actually. Your mouth is hanging open and everything, and even if he can't see it, you like to think he knows. Because it's a joke. He's trying to get a rise out of you. Dirk Strider and his line-toeing skullduggery! You laugh again. It's all air this time.
“Oh, yes—just let me slip out of this right quick and enjoy some of the nigh unbreathable miasma that passes for air on your planet! You’re a riot, Strider—a right bully jokester, top notch!”
You serarch the glossy black of those pointed shades for some indication of—well, anything, really, but all you find is your own reflection. It’s not a joke. He’s serious.
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17 May 2020
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Borderlands AU RP between callmearcturus and mimsical.
Atlas Assassin Dirk is sent on a mission to hunt down a suspected siren. The dossier left out a lot of details about his target.
Siren Jake is minding his own business when a cyborg swordsfellow gets the literal drop on him. For his trouble, Jake gains a travel companion.
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- 1/?
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16 May 2020
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Spades Slick, in the moments before opening the safe.
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12 May 2020