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Unstuck in Time by kleinebohne
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Slaughterhouse-Five - Kurt Vonnegut
25 Jun 2026
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Listen: Ryland Grace has become unstuck in time. He has no control over when he goes, or how long he stays, or which version of himself is doing the going.
Ryland slowly unwraps his life living between Erid, Earth, the Hail Mary, and the explosion.
People thought he was going crazy when he started talking about aliens and life decades before they happened
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It starts with Sour Skittles.
Then somehow becomes a twenty-minute discussion about flavor balance, discontinued candy, and corporate betrayal.or
Ryland Grace's special interest is skittles, and accidentally info dumps about its entire lore
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Ryland Grace is no stranger to panic attacks. Once he learned that sour skittles shocks the nervous system and single handely stops his body from panicking, he never looked back.
That is until Stratt’s vat ran out of sour skittles.
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Missing Scene: How Dr. Grace was initially recruited for the Hail Mary Project
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Grace has a panic attack on the Hail Mary and Rocky uses himself as a weighted object to calm Grace down
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Though the timeline has more or less been set right, there are still echoes of strangeness. Sometimes the future folds into the past. Sometimes the past visits the future.
Matt is unexpectedly met with the presence of a Jay from pretty far back in his personal timeline. He spends the morning with him.
(Kid Jay transported to the future fic.)
Loosely based on this art: https://x.com/dinnerd0g/status/2076172035315634559?s=20
Bookmarked by kleinebohne
17 Aug 2026
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"Okay, wait, before we go in just remember you're Matt, okay? You're Matt and I'm the beautiful gorgeous boy piano genius savant who doesn't know his left from his right and who can't find his way out of a paper bag, Jay. Got it? Let me take one last look at you." Matt takes a couple steps back on the walkway up to the front door and looks at Jay. Reaches out to straighten his hat, superficially adjusts his jacket, uses his hands to smooth down the lapels. Jay finds himself holding his breath. He's nervous.
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the one where Matt reenacts his childhood trauma on Jay and Jay is incapable of being normal about it
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god, please spare me more rejection by bitch_y_ish
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
24 Mar 2026
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“Jay what’re you doing? We don’t need to get off yet-“
“I-I think I’m dying Matt. Or-or having a breakdown, I don’t know, my-my chest hurts I-“OR
Jay’s been feeling weird all morning, and now he’s in the ER
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deleted scenes - 2008 by crimeswaves
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
09 Aug 2026
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“Uh…” Matt starts, staring at the bar. His chest is heaving. “Jay—?” He stumbles backward, an arm reached out behind him, groping around blindly until it hits Jay in the chest. He collides with Jay and stumbles.
Something is wrong.
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Matt has a panic attack at the Rivoli.Series
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"Holy shit, are you okay? What the fuck happened?"
Jay's hands were shaking. He curled up into a ball and clamped his hands down around his knees. Matt was concerned about him and in love with him and Jay was in love with Matt too and he didn't know what to do, never thought this was where he'd end up…
"Birdie, you're seriously freaking me out, man. I've never seen you like this before,"
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Jay realizes some things and freaks out.