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There is nothing wrong with Sasha. Why would there ever be anything wrong with Sasha? Surely Jon is just worrying himself into paranoia.
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Any Other Situation by EzreaDiesAtDawn
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Jul 2025
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“Theseus! Give yourself up, you’re surrounded!” The man bellowed, silhouetted against the sky, vomit green cape fluttering obnoxiously in the cool evening wind.
Tommy, standing on the opposite rooftop, snorted disdainfully. Heroes were always so fucking pretentious. He was ‘surrounded’ apparently. Yeah, sure. It was only Dolos and his timid sidekick. Granted, they were annoying, and Tommy would really rather not get involved in Dolos if he could avoid the man, but he was easy enough to get away from when it came down to it.
Named aptly after the god of trickery and deception, Dolos’ power was the irritating ability to create illusions. On top of that, the guy had super speed. And he was a bitch.
Really, that was at least 3 strikes.
I DO NOT SUPPORT WILBUR SOOT. FUCK HIM. SHUBBLE SUPPORT!
OR — Y’know those huge inflatable wiggly men? The ones that are much larger than they have any right to be, bend in ways that are simultaneously exactly what you’d expect and you had no idea were even possible, and are weirdly unsettling (yet fun) to watch unfold? Yeah. This is like the fic equivalent of that.
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- Part 1 of Many Other Situations
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12 Oct 2025
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Tommy.
Just.. Tommy.
No alias, Hero, Vigilante- nothing.
Regular ol' Tomathy Innes. With a cool roommate and a hard to break habit of walking around places at the wrong time—By all his records, he's fine. Diploma, lovin' parents, a degree in the making!
..Okay so there's some lies. Some abnormalities.
Especially considering the predicament he found himself in; hiding glowing eyes while the grunt below his foot spasmed from the after-effects of being kicked. Repeatedly. Very, very hard.. He should find an exit.
“Well maybe if you weren’t such a dick and just told me where to go?!”
Another thing that was wrong with him was his concerning habit to talk aloud to virtually nothing.
“Your entire purpose is just to annoy me.”
It seemed he had a concussion. Oh dear.
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TL;DR: TommyInnit And Purpled on misadventures with the government and consequences after war crimes. Goldenduo and Bedrockbros star in this poorly written superhero / villain story. May the deities save him… Because I sure as hell won’t!
TL;DR 2: Local main character teenagers discovers that Yes. Some people really are that stupid. Said stupid people think they’re really, really smart.
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12 Oct 2025
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When Scott and Shelby get into a heated debate over when a vampire actually reaches maturity, Owen finds himself unwillingly dragged into it as the deciding vote. Unfortunately, being two hundred years old doesn’t mean much when you’ve only been awake for a week.
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- Part 2 of vsmp pilled majorscythe maxxing
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11 Oct 2025
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Blood Brothers (Blood God!Tommy AU) by lockergirl
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Feb 2022
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A series of fics in which Tommy may or may not be the Blood God.
NOTE: I used to say that these fics didn’t need to be read in order, but we’ve definitely gotten to the point where newer chapters will make a LOT more sense with context.
Also here's a bonus scene that you can read after Phil's installment.
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11 Oct 2025
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"Tommy was so fucked. This was his 22nd house. Tommy’s here on emergency placement because of the events of the night before. He was hoping it wouldn’t be too bad. But of course his new foster brother is built like a fucking tank. Standing in the doorway, the personification of strength with pink hair towers over Tommy and his social worker."
or, 3 times Technoblade was the scariest person Tommy's met +1 time he wasn't as scary as Tommy thought
or or Unreliable narrator Tommy thinks that Technoblade hates him because he's so monotone all the time but in reality Technoblade is just like that with everyone (i would say more but spoilers..)
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08 Oct 2025