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    The Cloud Recesses Guest Lectures were held every three years for disciples between the ages of fifteen and eighteen. They had three purposes.

    The first (and the reason it was hosted by the Lan) was to provide a shared baseline understanding of the core cultivation topics that underpinned every sect while not divulging clan-specific approaches.

    The second was to create opportunities for friendships and alliances that would reduce the chance of war between the clans.

    The third, and most important, was for the clans to replenish their bloodline by finding compatible mates with strong cultivation skills. In the last month of the lectures, challenges to test compatibility may be issued.

    Wei Wuxian challenges Lan Wangji, sure that they are compatible mates. The Lan refuse to allow the Challenge.

    They come to regret it.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    "Ooh, this is fascinating." Wei Wuxian lifts his hand and—Heavens help him—Lan Wangji's hand follows. Because they're stuck. They're stuck. Their fingers are interlaced, and they can't pull them apart. "You know, I wasn't expecting this, but isn't it odd? It's obviously a curse, but so far, it's not harmful."

    Oh, it is harmful, Lan Wangji thinks through a spinning head as he feels Wei Wuxian twist their hands this way and that, testing the limits of the curse. It is most certainly harmful.

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    A curse brings Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji together—literally.

    (tl;dr a curse makes teen!wwx and teen!lwj hold hands. lwj, who is very much in denial about his feelings, tries his best not to panic and wwx decides that Operation: Make Lan Zhan My Best Friend is a GO. hilarity ensues)

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    28 Jan 2026

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    A dark tendril held his ankle tightly.

    Tendril? Rope? Wei Wuxian looked again. Tentacle?

    Wei Wuxian couldn’t quite tell if it was energy or matter, but either way it was dark and solid and quite firmly keeping him from walking away.

    “You have entered my domain of your own free will,” the voice said.

    “Well, yes, but I thought it was just a cave. Like, a public cave, not a private one,” Wei Wuxian pointed out.

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    aka, rogue cultivator WWX goes monster hunting and finds out how much he appreciates LWJ's tentacles

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    19 Jan 2026

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    His long hair, gathered into a braid, is perfectly in place, not a wrinkle on his fancy clothes. He must be older than Wei Ying, although he couldn’t tell by how much. The unnatural perfection is what had attracted Wei Ying to him in the first place: in the flashing lights of the club, he had looked like a jade statue. Nie Huaisang, noticing where Wei Ying’s eyes had drifted to, had dared him to ask the guy to dance and well. The rest is history.

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    Wei Ying hooks up with a hot stranger on a night out; the last thing he expects is to see him again on the first day at his new job.

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    18 Jan 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    The opportunity arose on an inconsequential Friday evening in the middle of a particularly warm spring.

    Lan Zhan had a certain reputation amongst the queer community of his university— a fantastic lay people only get to experience once. It's been a not-so-silent understanding between all of his previous partners that it was well worth the heartbreak of not getting another chance. As bad as it felt to admit, Lan Zhan did not care what his partners thought. He was there for two reasons only.

    Reason number one: to practice becoming the best lover for Wei Ying.

    Reason number two: to get off as much as possible to avoid claiming Wei Ying randomly in public.

    See, Lan Zhan had a problem. He was madly, desperately, head over heels in love with his best friend, Wei Ying. Normally, this wouldn't be a problem. Anyone with eyes could see that Wei Ying was also madly, desperately, head over heels in love with Lan Zhan.

    The problem was that, for some unknown reason, Wei Ying was convinced that he was straight.

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    Nie Huaisang throws a party that just might be they key to Wei Ying figuring his shit out for once.

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    14 Jan 2026