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  1. Summary

    Jason Todd is a member of the BAU.
    : a string of connected works, likely to frolic back and forth across time and topics and other fandoms

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  2. Summary

    Jason Todd dies with a batarang in his throat.

    And in the Nothingness of where he wakes up, Death tells a story and offers a choice.

    Of course he says yes. The weight of half a universe is nothing to scoff at, and now it lies on him.

    No pressure.

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  3. Summary

    Jason Todd gets a visit from Death.

    He makes a choice.

    Now he has a decade to prevent the massacre of half a universe.

    Easy.

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  4. Summary

    I’m aiming for blackout, folks

     

    …or at least a bingo

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  5. Summary

    My collection of not entirely whumpy Febuwhump 2022 works.

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    After digging their way out of some poor kid’s grave, Jonathan Sims and Alice “Daisy” Tonner find themselves stranded in an American city they’ve never heard of, and must learn to navigate an entirely new world. They soon discover that Gotham has its own mysteries to uncover, all seeming to circle around a group of vigilante heroes known as the Bats.
    Meanwhile, the friends they left behind pick up the pieces, and uncover terrible secrets that were never meant to be known.

    Or:

    Jon and Daisy’s guide to making friends, accidentally joining a gang, and fixing other people’s familial dysfunction.

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    19 Nov 2024

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    36/?

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    “So...you’re from the future. In the past. Why?”
    “You want the short answer or the long one?”
    “Short,” Martin says after a moment’s deliberation. “Until I decide if I trust you.”
    The other nods, as if he expected that answer—which, well, if he really
    is Martin from the future, he probably did. “To stop the world from ending.”

    They have one last chance to fix this - one last chance to prevent the Eyepocalypse, to save the world - to save their world. It all hinges on which is the greater force: greed...or love.

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    15 Mar 2025

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    37/60

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    Gerard Keay is 10 years old the very first time he tries to run away from home, right around the time that Jonathan Sims has just come into possession of his first Leitner.

    Or: One dropped stone can change the way the whole ocean moves.

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    15 Mar 2025

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    As the new Archivist debates between life and death, the Eye ponders on what to offer him in order to avoid an encore of the unfortunate situation with his predecessor.

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    Gerard Keay opens his eyes at what feels like fuck-ass in the morning, inside a room with far too little space and far too much dust.

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    15 Mar 2025

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    28/40

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    The Archivist was silent for a moment. “I led prey to them,” they replied. “I helped them hunt. I asked for a story in return, but they didn’t want to give one, so they brought me to you instead.”

    He smiled at that, wide and angry in the dark, clenching his teeth until he could imagine the taste of blood. “Did they, now.”
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    The storyteller of the Court of Beholding finds a fae imprisoned by the wolves that hold his Name. They return to him seven times.

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    05 Dec 2024

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