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Rungs on a Ladder (Are Sometimes Made for Skipping) by lame_unicorn
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Batman - All Media Types
30 Dec 2024
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When JJ reveals that the Pentagon offered her a job that morning on the plane, Jason knows in an instant that it wasn’t going to end there. It was one of those feelings — the kind of foreboding that comes with being on the lookout for one’s whole life, reading patterns in people and the world, the unexplainable feeling of change-to-come. There was Strauss and the blinds down in Hotch’s office, the thin uncertainty in JJ’s voice as she said she declined them. There was no denying the warning signs.
And, if Jason knows anything about bureaucratic big shots, it’s that they don’t stop when someone says no.
Jason might have a solution.
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BW One Word Prompt '24: Day 262: "Ladder"
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- Part 9 of Held Hostage ‘Verse
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Re-Writing Destiny by lame_unicorn
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types
08 Dec 2024
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Jason Todd dies with a batarang in his throat.
And in the Nothingness of where he wakes up, Death tells a story and offers a choice.
Of course he says yes. The weight of half a universe is nothing to scoff at, and now it lies on him.
No pressure.
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- Part 3 of Writing Destiny
- Part 1 of Re-Writing Destiny
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Next Steps by lame_unicorn
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Criminal Minds (US TV)
01 Apr 2024
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“Are you going to the game this weekend?”
Jason blinks at the unexpected question. "Uh... no?"
Lee nods sharpy as if they were expecting this. “Cool. Look—” they sigh through their nose, “you can say no, obviously, but me and a couple of friends are throwing a small party this weekend. Want to come?”
Jason doesn't say no. And the only thing between then and now is a guest lecture in his criminology class.
Should be interesting.
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BW One Word Challenge: Day 262: Football
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- Part 8 of Held Hostage ‘Verse
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Writing Destiny- Deleted, Alternate, and Different POV Scenes by lame_unicorn
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
29 Dec 2023
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Deleted, alternate, and different POV scenes from the Writing Destiny series as a whole.
Description in chapter title, may or may not be elaborated on in notes.
Enjoy! (Spoilers ahead!)
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- Part 2 of Writing Destiny
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A Father's Call by lame_unicorn
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
05 Jul 2023
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Jason snorts into his glass, then rests his head on his arm against the bartop.
“Jason?”
Right, Rossi. When the barkeeper had asked for a contact, he’d given his. He’s almost, almost, given John’s or Emily’s, but… He’d given Rossi’s. He forgot that. Giving him John’s phone number would’ve been less trouble.
Dammit.
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BW One Word Challenge: Day 185: Treatment
BTHB: Drowning their sorrowsSeries
- Part 7 of Held Hostage ‘Verse
- Part 5 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Held Hostage ‘Verse by lame_unicorn
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV), DCU
30 Dec 2024
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Jason Todd is a member of the BAU.
: a string of connected works, likely to frolic back and forth across time and topics and other fandoms- Words:
- 37,118
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 544
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Re-Writing Destiny by lame_unicorn
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Dec 2024
Summary
Jason Todd dies with a batarang in his throat.
And in the Nothingness of where he wakes up, Death tells a story and offers a choice.
Of course he says yes. The weight of half a universe is nothing to scoff at, and now it lies on him.
No pressure.
- Words:
- 26,271
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 63
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Writing Destiny by lame_unicorn
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
08 Dec 2024
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Jason Todd gets a visit from Death.
He makes a choice.
Now he has a decade to prevent the massacre of half a universe.
Easy.
- Words:
- 81,091
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 166
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Bad Things Happen Bingo by lame_unicorn
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV), DCU, The Batman (Movie 2022)
05 Jul 2023
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I’m aiming for blackout, folks
…or at least a bingo
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- 21,602
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- Bookmarks:
- 9
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Frolicking in Febuwhump 2022 by lame_unicorn
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV), DC - Fandom, DCU, Marvel, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Supernatural (TV 2005), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types, The Punisher (TV 2017), White Collar (TV 2009)
25 May 2022
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My collection of not entirely whumpy Febuwhump 2022 works.
- Words:
- 62,932
- Works:
- 24
- Bookmarks:
- 22
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Aspicio et Fio (Gotham's Archivist) by Bluejay_Leaf
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Batman - All Media Types
19 Sep 2025
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After digging their way out of some poor kid’s grave, Jonathan Sims and Alice “Daisy” Tonner find themselves stranded in an American city they’ve never heard of, and must learn to navigate an entirely new world. They soon discover that Gotham has its own mysteries to uncover, all seeming to circle around a group of vigilante heroes known as the Bats.
Meanwhile, the friends they left behind pick up the pieces, and uncover terrible secrets that were never meant to be known.Or:
Jon and Daisy’s guide to making friends, accidentally joining a gang, and fixing other people’s familial dysfunction.
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leaves too high to touch (roots too strong to fall) by OllieoftheBeholder
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Jun 2021
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“So...you’re from the future. In the past. Why?”
“You want the short answer or the long one?”
“Short,” Martin says after a moment’s deliberation. “Until I decide if I trust you.”
The other nods, as if he expected that answer—which, well, if he really is Martin from the future, he probably did. “To stop the world from ending.”They have one last chance to fix this - one last chance to prevent the Eyepocalypse, to save the world - to save their world. It all hinges on which is the greater force: greed...or love.
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- Part 1 of leaves 'verse
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Gerard Keay is 10 years old the very first time he tries to run away from home, right around the time that Jonathan Sims has just come into possession of his first Leitner.
Or: One dropped stone can change the way the whole ocean moves.
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As the new Archivist debates between life and death, the Eye ponders on what to offer him in order to avoid an encore of the unfortunate situation with his predecessor.
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Gerard Keay opens his eyes at what feels like fuck-ass in the morning, inside a room with far too little space and far too much dust.
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The Archivist was silent for a moment. “I led prey to them,” they replied. “I helped them hunt. I asked for a story in return, but they didn’t want to give one, so they brought me to you instead.”
He smiled at that, wide and angry in the dark, clenching his teeth until he could imagine the taste of blood. “Did they, now.”
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The storyteller of the Court of Beholding finds a fae imprisoned by the wolves that hold his Name. They return to him seven times.