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A modern AU in which Ed is a glassblower, because glassblowing is sexy. Ed/Stede medium burn, E rating applies from chapter 4 onwards.
Stede's life is boring, flat, made up of things he didn't choose for himself. He commissions some glass art from Ed as an anniversary gift for Mary, and Stede starts to learn what it is like to want things for himself.
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“Hey, it’s blond guy!”
“Uh,” Stede looks up to see leather and purple and strikingly tumbling hair. “Hi. Stede Bonnet. Blond guy?”
“Yeah man, I’ve seen you in the shop, I call you Blond Guy in my head. Good to have a proper name for you, Stede. I’m Ed.”
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“Excuse me,” the man down the aisle says, mouse-quiet.
Ed looks up at him like he’s totally not crazy.
“I, um — would you like that?”
Ed looks back at the box he’s just returned to the shelf. The Nexus Cestos Remote Control Rechargeable Vibrating Metal Butt Plug.
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Stede wonders what the man looks like. He doesn’t sound young like the first profile. Maybe a man in his late thirties? Or forties, perhaps? “Yes, of course, but I—” He shifts on the sofa, feeling embarrassed. “I’m rather new to this, I’m afraid.”
The man hums, and another shiver runs down Stede’s spine. “To phone sex?” he asks. “Paying for it? To talking to a man?”
“All of the above,” Stede sighs. “I mean, I’ve talked to men before, obviously, but…”
“Not for sex.”
Stede figures that the safest way to figure out if he's actually attracted to men is by calling a phone sex line.
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- Part 1 of Phone Sex AU
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It's 2008, and life isn't going well for Ed Teach. On a whim, he starts playing World of Warcraft, where he makes new friends and meets the love of his life.
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An Extremely Fun, Memorable, Deeply Cool Adventure by alsaurus
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 May 2022
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Edward might be the one with the experience, but Stede is the one with the imagination.
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Stede invents cocksucking. Ed is scandalized and intrigued.