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A modern AU in which Ed is a glassblower, because glassblowing is sexy. Ed/Stede medium burn, E rating applies from chapter 4 onwards.
Stede's life is boring, flat, made up of things he didn't choose for himself. He commissions some glass art from Ed as an anniversary gift for Mary, and Stede starts to learn what it is like to want things for himself.
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“Hey, it’s blond guy!”
“Uh,” Stede looks up to see leather and purple and strikingly tumbling hair. “Hi. Stede Bonnet. Blond guy?”
“Yeah man, I’ve seen you in the shop, I call you Blond Guy in my head. Good to have a proper name for you, Stede. I’m Ed.”
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“Excuse me,” the man down the aisle says, mouse-quiet.
Ed looks up at him like he’s totally not crazy.
“I, um — would you like that?”
Ed looks back at the box he’s just returned to the shelf. The Nexus Cestos Remote Control Rechargeable Vibrating Metal Butt Plug.
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Stede wonders what the man looks like. He doesn’t sound young like the first profile. Maybe a man in his late thirties? Or forties, perhaps? “Yes, of course, but I—” He shifts on the sofa, feeling embarrassed. “I’m rather new to this, I’m afraid.”
The man hums, and another shiver runs down Stede’s spine. “To phone sex?” he asks. “Paying for it? To talking to a man?”
“All of the above,” Stede sighs. “I mean, I’ve talked to men before, obviously, but…”
“Not for sex.”
Stede figures that the safest way to figure out if he's actually attracted to men is by calling a phone sex line.
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- Part 1 of Phone Sex AU
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It's 2008, and life isn't going well for Ed Teach. On a whim, he starts playing World of Warcraft, where he makes new friends and meets the love of his life.
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An Extremely Fun, Memorable, Deeply Cool Adventure by alsaurus
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 May 2022
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Edward might be the one with the experience, but Stede is the one with the imagination.
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Stede invents cocksucking. Ed is scandalized and intrigued.
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Time makes you bolder, children grow older by mtothedestiel
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Apr 2022
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After making his fortune in the Royal Navy, Captain Edward Teach returns to English society a wealthy man looking for a spouse. It’s the perfect opportunity to rub it in the face of Mr. Stede Bonnet, the lover who broke his heart by rejecting his proposal fifteen years ago. But is seeing Stede lonely and unhappy what Ed really wants?
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Stede assumes Ed has no interest in bottoming or being submissive because hey, he's fuckin' Blackbeard.
Turns out, that could not be farther from the truth.
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- Part 1 of new rules
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When Stede finds out Ed has never sat for a portrait, he requests that Lucius see to the matter.
The only problem? Lucius has spent the past several weeks claiming he can only draw nude figures, so he doesn't have to sketch Stede at every given opportunity. It's a lie, but a useful one, especially when so many handsome pirates are now willing to pose naked for him.
Including, apparently, Blackbeard.
Or: Ed poses for a portrait in the nude, and Lucius has to watch Stede go through a life-altering internal crisis, witness a frankly upsetting level of sexual tension, and deal with the most fidgety portrait subject ever. At least he gets to ogle Blackbeard while he's at it. For the sake of art. Obviously.
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This had to be the single most gentle buggering Edward had ever done in his life.
Bookmarked by lfan
15 May 2023
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Plot Twist by Quente
Fandoms: 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Manga)
15 Jan 2021
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Turns out the magic is extremely specific when it comes to what "losing virginity" means.
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Guys, I watched this video of the actors Keita Machida and Eiji Akaso talking about how sometimes, Machida would switch roles on Akaso when they were just playing around, with Akaso "initiating things" as Adachi, so he'd pretend Kurosawa was the shy one and say, "A-Adachi?" It completely slew me, hence this fic.
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The Curse of the Cool Coat by IncognitoBae
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
30 Jun 2013
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Sherlock's coat is his heart. Whoever holds it holds his heart. John, infuriatingly, refuses to take it once Sherlock confesses it's power.
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A friend tells Rosie Watson that her parents aren't together for real, because they don't kiss. But we do, John says.
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Bookmarked by lfan
17 Aug 2020
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Рози сводница, Джонлок наконец становится парой!! Флафф
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Still of the Night by michi_thekiller
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
05 Mar 2017
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1.) Curfew must be obeyed.
2.) Streets must be clear by sundown.
3.) If you find yourself out after curfew, seek shelter at the home of a friend, relative, or neighbor whom you know and trust.
4.) Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should any unknown persons be allowed into the home after curfew.It's a vampire greaserlock kids! This work is complete :D
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Lacrimosa in the Tesco Coffee Aisle by gingertart50
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 May 2014
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Lacrimosa dies illa.
Qua resurget ex favilla
Judicandus homo reus.
Huic ergo parce, Deus.Mournful that day.
When from the ashes shall rise
a guilty man to be judged.
Lord, have mercy on him.From the Lacrimosa, part of the Dies Irae sequence in the Requiem mass.
Snape returns from the dead and, as always, battles with his conscience. Meanwhile, Harry takes his son shopping, encounters regrets of his own, meets an elf who is too clever by half, discovers how to get up Lucius Malfoy's nose and is forced to choose between his wife and a fantasy from the deepest, darkest part of his soul.
Bookmarked by lfan
09 Jun 2020
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Взрослый Гарри. Фантастические иллюстрации анастасии мантикоры
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Sherlock likes to bring home his dates for John to enjoy. When he brings home a gorgeous actor named Benedict Cumberbatch from the National Theatre, John gets a performance he didn't even have to buy a ticket for.
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They stood face to face in the middle of a clearing. The dim light of the moon barely allowed Sherlock to see the glassy terror in John’s eyes and the sweat that glistened off his forehead. His nose was bleeding again, blood dripping in a slow stream from his right nostril.
They were both gasping for air, John’s eyes locked on Sherlock’s. There was no recognition there, just wild animal fear.
Time stood still for an eternal few seconds, and Sherlock took a shaky breath. “John—”
Spell broken, John spun and bolted back into the woods.
Still heaving for air, Sherlock took off after him.
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The Evenings, Mornings, Afternoons by lotherington
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Atonement (2007)
09 Feb 2013
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The hottest day of the summer of 1935.
AU Crossover with Ian McEwan's Atonement.
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- Part 1 of Once Below a Time
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After being injured as an Auror, Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts to teach Defense Against The Dark Arts.
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Bookmarked by lfan
28 May 2020
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Северус излечивает травму Гарри. Учителя в пост Хогвартсе
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После двух лет бесплодных попыток сблизиться с Северусом Снейпом Гарри понимает, что все это время подходил к нему не с той стороны.