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  1. likeasexygoose’s Bad Things Happen Bingo by

    Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski

    11 Apr 2021

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    but they will know our bones as lovers by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    22 Feb 2021

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    Geralt and Jaskier get trapped in a cave. They don’t make it out.

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    07 May 2023

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    12 ways to put a bard down by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)  

    16 Dec 2023

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    This work is part of 12 months of murder / 12 months of killing challenge. The rules are simple: pick a character and then kill them once a month as per prompted. Each chapter is its own one-shot, with the prompt as the chapter title and additional info and warnings in chapter summary.

    Sorry, Jaskier.

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    19 Jan 2023

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    so breathe breathe just breathe by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

    22 Feb 2023

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    After the mountain, Geralt takes a detour through Kaedwen. When he reaches Kaer Morhen that winter, he rallies his brothers and all the Witcher's Schools against the king. Yennefer goes to cool down as far from Geralt as possible, and stays in Cintra for a little while. Jaskier disappears from the face of the Continent.
    Six years later, the Warlord of the North attacks Kovir with his trusted sorceress by his side, and his right hand man finds a surprise in the castle's depths

    Or, what if Geralt became a warlord after the events of season 1

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    11 Nov 2022

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    Two Against Nature by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    12 Nov 2021

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    Jaskier grins and kisses him, delighting in the quirk of his lip that forms against hers. He breaks at once, pressing their foreheads together. “I don't deserve you,” he confesses on a rattling breath. She tuts.

    “I won’t hear that kind of talk, Geralt. Tell me something else.”

    A female!Jaskier AU told through seasons.

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    08 Aug 2022

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    Am I not too broken to love? by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

    18 Jan 2023

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    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

    After the dragon hunt, Jaskier comes to understand that Geralt does not like him. After Voleth Meir, Jaskier realizes that it's even worse...Geralt is indifferent to him. But this time, the wrong footwear isn't the only problem Jaskier faces on his trek down the mountain.

    After the bard disappears, Geralt is forced to confront his feelings for Jaskier: namely, what the bard means to him and how he has not done a good job of showing Jaskier that. Will he be able to mend what was broken?

    AKA: an angsty Geraskier fic feat. requited unrequited love with some feelings realization, whump, iditos in love, a well-earned healthy, happy relationship and ending, just like god intended.

    (P.S. I am sorry for how long this fic is taking to finish. I have been slow due to health, but most of it *is* written. Thank you for bearing with me, and I promise I will see it through.)

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    27 Jan 2022