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I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In by doeyedgirlyevil
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
23 Dec 2023
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There he stood. Frozen. In the presence of a man who Henry was willing to swear before Queen and country, under pain of death, was the single most beautiful person on the face of the planet, and possibly several galaxies beyond. A man who possessed the kind of magnetic pull that could persuade Henry to believe in a Catholic God. A man Henry needed to get at least 800 kilometres away from before he caused an international scandal in a tea room at Kensington Palace.
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Henry has a new equerry. And he's too hot for Henry's fragile, gay heart to handle. (AKA the Alex as Henry's equerry AU that I'm sure someone asked for)- Language:
- English
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- 72,506
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- 10/10
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- 2,125
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- 7,316
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02 Jan 2024
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get him alone by congee4lunch
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
05 Nov 2023
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Alex looks at him, like Henry’s a speck of dirt on his pristine chinos. “Why would June send you to check up on me?”
“Because I’m her best friend and you’re her brother?”
“I always said she has bad taste.”
“Well,” Henry smiles. It feels as placid on his face as it probably looks. “I would say the same thing, but family doesn’t account for one’s taste, unfortunately.”
in which henry fox is june’s childhood best friend and alex claremont-diaz is june’s younger brother. as the years pass, they tolerate each other at best and are downright destructive at worst. until they begin falling into each other's beds.
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- English
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- 103,500
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- 11/11
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- 11,482
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- 427,355
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29 Dec 2023
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a flicker, a spark by acastle
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
28 Sep 2023
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“She truly is your daughter, Alex,” Henry sighs, defeated.
“Fuck off, sweetheart,” he laughs, a soundbite of the sun. Henry forces himself not to physically react, the term of endearment sweet and menacingly familiar coming from Alex’s lips. It’s been years. “You know they’re useful.”
“Ah yes, eyelashes, truly a formidable instrument in managing international relations.”
Alex grins, and Henry is too late to catch the slightest downward lilt on the corner of his mouth, “Worked on you once, didn’t it?”
Oh, did that ache.
(Much had happened since the time Henry had told Alex to leave. Alex had passed the bar, gotten married, had the most beautiful daughter. And Henry, well. He stayed right where he was.)
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- Part 1 of orion in your fingertips
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- English
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- 83,067
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 2
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- 1,310
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- 5,154
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29 Dec 2023
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On the basis of seduction by phlebotinxm
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
12 Dec 2023
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Alex Claremont Diaz had a problem.
The problem was tall, blonde, British, and no matter how many times he’d insisted - not 6'2. Said problem was Alex’s new flatmate (or rather, he was the problem’s new flatmate), and he liked Earl Grey and watching the Great British Bake-off when he felt down.
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In which Alex Claremont-Diaz catches sight of his roommate naked, and goes through a small crisis.
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- Part 3 of Looking for Orion (in every universe)
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- English
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- 18,080
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- 2/2
- Comments:
- 122
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Bookmarked by lindieface
23 Dec 2023
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One year after THAT Instagram post, the premier league power couple talk the upcoming season: Lust Conquers All and the reaction following their historic coming out post
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- English
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- 1,530
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 15
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- 266
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- 2,361
Bookmarked by lindieface
17 Dec 2023
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It starts with a random bruise and ends with, well, cancer. But sometimes, life's hardest challenges illuminate life's biggest blessing.
Aka a sickfic with the happiest of all endings, but with many feelings along the way.
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- English
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- 36,516
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- 18/18
- Comments:
- 136
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- 767
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- 117
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- 15,131
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26 Nov 2023
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Jamie has never been particularly good at science, but he doesn’t think time loops are supposed to be normal, or, like, even possible. He wonders, vaguely, whether he’s maybe lost his head. Too many hits, too many rough tackles, something like that. Maybe he’s lost his shit, and none of this is really happening.
That might actually be the better option.
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- English
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- 18,857
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- 1/1
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- 175
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Bookmarked by lindieface
15 Nov 2023
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The Bachelor @BachelorABC
#TheBachelor will return to television this fall INTERNATIONALLY! For the first time–with both men AND women in the cast. #DoubleTrouble! Please join us in welcoming @JamieTartt9 as our newest Bachelor. He’s a dream on and off the field!! Are you ready to watch his journey to find love?? ⚽💙❤️ever wondered what the public has to say about jamie tartt’s season of the bachelor?
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- Part 2 of bachelor nation
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09 Nov 2023
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Roy Kent's Dramatic but Inevitable Jamie Tartt Induced Bisexual Awakening by chelicerata
Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)
22 Oct 2023
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08 Nov 2023
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When Keeley breaks up with Roy after his spontaneous plans to whisk her away to Marbella for the summer, he makes the trip by himself, intent on forgetting about the break up as best he can through as much booze, tapas, and sunshine as one person can manage during one miserable summer. The last thing he expects is for his car to break down during a road trip up the Spanish coast, where he finds none other than Jamie fucking Tartt - who fell off the face of the Earth after his stint on Lust Conquers All - working in a seaside bar.
Post-season 2 AU where, after getting kicked off of Lust Conquers All, Jamie decides not to return to England or football.
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- English
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- 13/13
- Comments:
- 421
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- 1,531
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Bookmarked by lindieface
06 Nov 2023
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Roy comes out to his parents, and he needs Jamie's help to prove it.
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- Part 1 of Does It Matter Series
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29 Oct 2023
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In which I tackle Whumptober, maybe I complete it, maybe I don’t. I put the boys of Ted Lasso (mostly Jamie and Roy) through absolute hell along the way. Tags will be updated as the days go by. Don’t expect a shitload of words each day, my motivation only extends so far. But I’ll do my best, because at the end of the day, I live for angst and for sadness.
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- English
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- 23,863
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- 28/31
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 112
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- 412
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- 29
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- 18,277
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22 Oct 2023
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have you ever thought just maybe (you belong with me) by sanazyung
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
06 Dec 2023
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“Jamie. They want to have a season where the lead is openly bisexual, and they have men and women contestants. And they called me. Asking about you.”
“Holy shit,” Jamie breathed, steadying himself against his kitchen counter. “They want me to be the fucking Bachelor?”
or, jamie is the bachelor. roy is a contestant-but not by his own will. the world gets to watch them fall in love anyway.
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- Part 1 of bachelor nation
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 85,441
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 442
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- 1,162
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- 283
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17 Oct 2023
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09 Oct 2023
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Whenever he says he's not feeling anything, that's when Dr. Sharon pulls out the fucking cards.
Roy can't fucking stand the fucking cards. They're plain white with plain black text, each displaying the name of a different emotion, and he's supposed to go through them and decide whether he's feeling each thing or not. It's fucking stupid, it makes him feel like a fucking toddler, and worst of all, it fucking works.
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05 Oct 2023
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“Roy.” Jamie gives him a tiny, disdainful nod, then turns to one of the producers and says, much too loudly, “D'you think he can keep up this time?”
Roy’s fingers itch with the urge to put the prick in his place. “I’ll fucking show you if you want, you noxious little shithead,” he starts, pushing his sleeves up to his elbows and ready to swing a fist if necessary.
“Boys! Boys, please.” The producer darts between them, her hands held up to ward them both off. “You’re going to need to cool it if we’re going to make this movie a success.”
Roy lowers his fists but doesn’t let his glare drop. Jamie shots him a filthy look and pushes his stupid fucking hair out of his face.
“Let’s save the tension for the fucking, yeah?” the producer says, forcibly upbeat.
That's what you get when you're a once great but now aging porn actor and your costar is Jamie fucking Tartt, god's gift to wankers everywhere.
a royjamie porn star au
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03 Oct 2023
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Roy Kent doesn't believe in soulmates. That doesn't stop him getting a soulmark when he turns fifteen. It also doesn't stop him accidentally bonding himself to Jamie sodding Tartt during a match, live in front of billions of people.
It was fucking embarrassing, really. Especially because the little prick genuinely turns out to be the one true love of his life.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,173
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Comments:
- 286
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- 1,322
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- 263
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22 Sep 2023
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They fucked drunk, Roy on half a case of 8% and Jamie on his disgusting flavoured spritzers. Roy couldn’t even remember how it happened, afterwards. Not at first. He remembered snippets, like Jamie taking off his shirt, and unzipping Roy’s trousers with his teeth. He remembered laughing a lot. He remembered being almost dizzy after he’d come, and his vision swirling back into focus to see Jamie raised up on his knees straddling Roy’s hips, stripping his cock fiercely with one hand while he gripped Roy’s wrist so hard he could feel the fucking bones grinding together, and Jamie’s hungry gaze on him the whole time. The way Jamie’s eyelids fluttered, and the pinkness of his open mouth that had just had Roy’s fucking cock in it.
He remembered kissing Jamie, when it was all over. The strange lurch in his belly as he realised they hadn’t done it before, not properly. The way Jamie still tasted of raspberry and vanilla, and kissed like he wanted to devour Roy whole.
They didn’t talk afterwards for a month.
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09 Sep 2023
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Taking place during season two, Jamie is brutally assaulted as a punishment from his father. Due to being closeted and deeply traumatized from past abuse, he believes he deserves to be hurt. This opinion will shift as he allows himself to heal, beyond just physical wounds.
*PLEASE READ THE TAGS*
(Title from "Humongous" by Declan McKenna aka Jamie Tartt's anthem)Please don't copy this to another site.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 284,337
- Chapters:
- 57/?
- Comments:
- 799
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- 2,141
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Bookmarked by lindieface
09 Sep 2023
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Jamie’s her thorn to never dig out of her side, not Roy’s. And Roy’s right in there poking around with a pair of tweezers, determined to patch it all up and make things all right and happy and that’s… not really what she wants.
Bookmarked by lindieface
09 Sep 2023