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Hunting down 200 escaped prisoners? Easier said than done. It’s an egregiously slow process, which keeps stressing Judy out.
Concerned, Nick offers her a massage to relieve her pain. It feels good. A little too good. For both of them.
This oddly leads to a new theory—can orgasms cause case breakthroughs? Oh, well. Guess… what they’ll have to do more of to test this hypothesis?
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Convinced it will make them better partners, Judy asks Nick to take the 5 Love Languages Quiz. He refuses, of course. Obviously, the solution for this is to secretly love him in all five ways, and figure out what he likes best!
The results of this... vary greatly. She winds up discovering far more than she expects.
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why would you ever kiss me? by literaphobe
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
26 Jun 2025
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Catra gets attacked by an angry civilian while they’re restoring Salineas. She’s put in charge of Bright Moon’s military to avoid any more mishaps, while the rest of the Best Friend Squad travels around Etheria to fix its kingdoms. Though initially hesitant to part with her girlfriend, Adora decides that Catra’s safety is more important. They have all the time in the world to be together anyway. Or so she thinks.
Alternatively: Catra breaks up with Adora a few weeks into their relationship. They remain friends, and Adora nearly falls apart, except... she can’t shake this feeling that Catra still wants her. Still loves her too. So why did Catra call it quits?
Alternatively, Alternatively: Growth is a journey. Catra and Adora still have lots to learn, about themselves and each other. (post s5)
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kittykittymeowmeow: My superhero partner (23F) recently asked me (23M) to take her virginity. I’m guessing she thought I was some type of sex god whore, but I’m actually also a huge virgin. For some reason, my lack of sexual prowess made her double down on her decision? She got kind of excited for us to platonically lose our virginities to each other and that made me panic. I mayyyy have told her I don’t want to be deflowered by another virgin, just in case she sucks at sex and I wind up hating it. The truth is, I think she’d be great at sex (she also thinks this). I think she’s amazing at everything she tries. I’ve also fallen in love with her multiple times and I will almost definitely get obsessed with her again if I sleep with her. Unfortunately, even though she’s really mad at me right now, I want her so bad I think I might die. Um… AITA?
sorry. reddit’s not actually involved in this fic. please still read it <3 (post s5 fic, they’re 23)
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Dream has so much he wants to explore about his sexuality, but no one he trusts enough to do it with. Lucky for him, George is finally in Florida. Surely things will be easy enough to figure out between best friends like them.
It ends up spiraling far beyond what either of them could anticipate.
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When an unfortunate incident causes both her and her sworn enemy to detransform in front of each other, Marinette knows she is screwed. Because even though Chat Noir turns out to be her former polite classmate, it doesn’t mean that he stops being an asshole to her. So it’s no wonder he starts toying with her like the manipulative bastard he is.
The only solution? Take his Miraculous and be done with him forever. And never forget that he’s no more than her enemy.
Never.
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“I mean, how dumb does the mayor think we are? Offering us a permanent hotel room as a ‘gesture of gratitude for all our work for Paris’, like it isn’t clearly just some half-baked political ploy to place him more in the public’s favor after the whole school funding scandal, like we’ll allow ourselves to sleep in a hotel that we were publicly offered, making ourselves sitting ducks for Hawkmo—”
“It’s a pretty big building,” he countered, and at least he seemed amused, because she certainly wasn’t, “Nobody knows which room we were given but us.”
“It doesn’t matter!” she scoffed, “It’s still a security risk that he can narrow our location down at all! Also,” she jutted her arms out towards the bed a second time, “May I remind you? ONE. BED. ONE!”
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Or, Ladybug and Chat Noir receive a hotel room from the city, which they most certainly will not use. After all, that wouldn't be very professional, would it?
Yes, it's a Ladynoir bed sharing fic.
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The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan.
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Dear Mr. Peralta,
Regina Linetti has had Rosa Diaz erased from her memory. Please never mention their relationship to her again.
Thank you.
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“You do have a girlfriend, don’t you?”
“As if anyone could resist my charm,” he says.
It’s worth it for the flat look she gives him. It’s kind of funny; Marinette sometimes gives him the same look.
He has a type.
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