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This Place Will Become Your Tomb by lixdoesntknow
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Apr 2026
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In the beginning, I didn’t even know what to write. Even if I did eventually learn charms to protect the journal from prying eyes and sticky hands, it’s not like I wanted to declare “Hello, I'm Basilton, your local hopelessly queer vampire! Here are my most embarrassing thoughts,” on the first page.
Once I had (shamefully) committed to the idea of writing in a diary, it became easier to let it out: daily entries, drifting thoughts, pro and con lists, poetry, and heartfelt confessions began to fill the pages until it felt normal. Until the shame and doubt melted away, leaving nothing behind but catharsis. Until I filled the book to the brim and had to decide if this would be A Thing I Did.
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Baz has been plotting. (He’s always plotting.) Dev’s brother’s best friend’s cousin just returned from the States and brought back some Spell Paper. Baz knows this will be an exceptional way to mess with Simon. Only he wasn’t expecting the things Simon writes to break his heart. He wasn’t expecting to burn so badly from words on a page.
Canon divergence-pre-Carry On. Runs from 7th year through 8th where Simon strikes up a magickal correspondence with what he thinks is a spirit haunting Watford, but is in fact Baz.
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On the day Baz gets to Watford after the kidnapping, Simon is already having a rough time. One little argument leads to Simon having a panic attack, and Baz ends up comforting him.
Or The five times Simon and Baz slept together platonically, and the one time they didn't.
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Like We Had A Clue by martsonmars for johnwgrey
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
10 Dec 2022
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When her school states that only parents and their partners can join the kids in the annual Christmas baking contest, Simon's daughter has no choice. Her father can't cook to save his life, but his ex boyfriend happens to be a well-known professional baker, and she will do whatever it takes not to lose the contest.
After all, if they already dated once, they'll be great at faking it one more time, right? Right?
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- Part 9 of food snowbaz
- Part 7 of specky baz
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- English
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Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
07 May 2026
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I Know What You Are by martsonmars for johnwgrey
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 May 2022
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5 times Baz tries to convince Simon he's a vampire and 1 time he doesn't have to.
Or: canon divergence where Simon is not obsessed with Baz, and Baz desperately tries to catch his attention.
- Language:
- English
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- 17,181
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
07 May 2026
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he's going to be the death of me by glasshouses_and_stones
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
29 Aug 2023
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Simon punches Baz in their room and triggers the Anathema. They're thrown out of Watford and don't expect to see each other ever again. What happens when they run into each other two years later at uni?
Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
07 May 2026