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Baz has been plotting. (He’s always plotting.) Dev’s brother’s best friend’s cousin just returned from the States and brought back some Spell Paper. Baz knows this will be an exceptional way to mess with Simon. Only he wasn’t expecting the things Simon writes to break his heart. He wasn’t expecting to burn so badly from words on a page.
Canon divergence-pre-Carry On. Runs from 7th year through 8th where Simon strikes up a magickal correspondence with what he thinks is a spirit haunting Watford, but is in fact Baz.
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Like We Had A Clue by martsonmars for johnwgrey
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
10 Dec 2022
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When her school states that only parents and their partners can join the kids in the annual Christmas baking contest, Simon's daughter has no choice. Her father can't cook to save his life, but his ex boyfriend happens to be a well-known professional baker, and she will do whatever it takes not to lose the contest.
After all, if they already dated once, they'll be great at faking it one more time, right? Right?
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- Part 9 of food snowbaz
- Part 7 of specky baz
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- English
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- 25,456
- Chapters:
- 4/7
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07 May 2026
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I Know What You Are by martsonmars for johnwgrey
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 May 2022
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5 times Baz tries to convince Simon he's a vampire and 1 time he doesn't have to.
Or: canon divergence where Simon is not obsessed with Baz, and Baz desperately tries to catch his attention.
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- English
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- 17,181
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 115
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- 4,038
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07 May 2026
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he's going to be the death of me by glasshouses_and_stones
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
29 Aug 2023
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Simon punches Baz in their room and triggers the Anathema. They're thrown out of Watford and don't expect to see each other ever again. What happens when they run into each other two years later at uni?
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07 May 2026
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You know I love you still by fiend-for-culture (caspian) for laxis
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
03 Jan 2025
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One day. Five years.
A peek into what it's like to love and be loved by Simon Snow.
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- English
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- 11,258
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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07 May 2026
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The Heart in The Well by AlexAlexini, Aristocratic_Otter
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
23 Jun 2024
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Simon Snow should have known better than to chase after the Hobgoblin Horde. Now he's trapped at the bottom of a well with no food or water, and a vampire who's only going to get thirstier as time passes.
Baz Pitch doesn't know why the Hobgoblins abducted him from the Wavering wood. He just knows that Snow was stupid enough to get caught too, and now they're trapped together, and Baz hasn't had blood in three days...
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- English
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- 14,326
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
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07 May 2026
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When a creature comes after Simon, but finds Baz instead, Baz ends up sick for the first time since he was turned. Simon tries to take care of Baz, but the Humdrum's plan went beyond simply making Simon sick, forcing them both to rely on each other.
This is an updated version of my fic Malsaniĝi Toxin.
Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
07 May 2026
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voglio farti vedere le stelle by martsonmars
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
16 Oct 2021
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Simon has a coffee shop and one regular costumer.
Baz has a phone call to make and not enough languages to express his anger.
Or: Baz has a multilingual conversation, Simon is unhinged, and his kitchen has just enough room to try recipes and get fucked.
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- Part 2 of food snowbaz
- Part 1 of specky baz
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- English
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- 8,039
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- 1/1
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07 May 2026
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Baz Pitch loves his job. He’s a junior editor in his mother’s publishing company, and life would be perfect if it weren’t for two things: his boss, Davy Mage, and Sir Scone.
Sir Scone is the bane of Baz’s life. Trite children’s fantasy with a golden hero and ferocious dragons and intrepid princesses. They’re wildly popular, and Baz hates editing them almost as much as he hates the man who writes them: Simon Salisbury, Mage’s pet project author, and also maybe, possibly, the most handsome man Baz has ever met.- Language:
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- 33,778
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- 14/14
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07 May 2026
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At the speed of light by shushu_yaoi_lj
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
15 Oct 2023
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The bell goes ding, and I close my eyes. I hear the scraping sound of the chair in front of me. I inhale deeply as I try to mentally prepare for another five-minute-slot of pure agony as another imbecile tries and fails to seduce me.
“I’m an arsonist,” I declare, my well-rehearsed opening line to discourage the next loser.
“Nah, I reckon you’re just an arse,” the stranger in front of me replies.
I finally open my eyes, and my vision is filled with a mass of bronze curls, freckles and moles. He’s sitting there with his legs spread wide, jutting his chin out and waiting for me to say something, a dare in his blue eyes. I try to ignore the fact that he’s a fucking wet dream come true and raise my left eyebrow at him. He’s not even wearing a pin to signal who he might be interested in.
And he just called me an arse.Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
07 May 2026
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Sleeptalkers, Ink. by brandnewmood (brandnewbeepbeep) for stillsolovely
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
01 Nov 2025
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Sleeptalker’s Ink, when used to write on the skin of a sleeping person, can be used to talk to them in their dreams. It will compel the sleeping person to respond as they reasonably would as if awake.
Baz uses sleeptalker’s ink to help Simon with his nightmares. After finding the bottle, Simon decides to retaliate.
Written over the course of an embarrassingly long time for Stillsolovely. ♡
Updates every monday.
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07 May 2026
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On the day Baz gets to Watford after the kidnapping, Simon is already having a rough time. One little argument leads to Simon having a panic attack, and Baz ends up comforting him.
Or The five times Simon and Baz slept together platonically, and the one time they didn't.
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From the Heart by you_remind_me_of_the_babe for WistfulWhimsy
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
29 Dec 2024
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Gift Ideas
Wand Holster- Doubt he’d use it.Stationary set- Am not his grandmother.Mint Aeros- To replace the ones I’ve stolen? Not much of a gift. Also, too cheap and easy.Sword- Why would he want another one? He has a bloody invisible one. How can you improve upon that?Cologne- Too forward. Would he even wear it? Probably would think it was my way of telling him he smells.Wii or DS?- Too expensive for SS budget. Also a terrible idea to gift him contraband. Fuck the Mage. How stupid is it that my roommate is allowed to have a sword and not a video game console?I stare at the list, blinking and trying to figure out if this is what I think it is. Is Baz…he can’t be…is Baz brainstorming Christmas gift ideas? For me?
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- English
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07 May 2026
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Baz has a diary where he neatly writes all of his most deeply hidden thoughts and feelings. He thinks Simon will never find out where it is, but… Well, he does. And yep, he’s going to read it. After all, he has to know if Baz is plotting something, right?
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07 May 2026
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Where Angels Fear To Tread by best__dress for mooncello
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
03 Mar 2025
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Nashville, 1997. Tarot reader Baz Pitch’s business has picked up after a favorable write-up in the local weekly alternative paper. He’s particularly sought-after for readings in matters of the heart. Does he know what the cards hold for his own love life?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,991
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
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- 23
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- 54
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- 6
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- 617
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07 May 2026
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Straight Boy by bazypitchandsimonsnow (ChessPargeter)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
13 Oct 2018
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Simon Salisbury is totally straight...but there's this guy...
Based on "request kiss" request.
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- Part 8 of Signs of Affection Prompts
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Sword of Mages Tattoo by RooBadley
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
29 Jan 2021
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Sword of Mages Tattoo caters to a niche clientele. No walk-ins, no flash, and absolutely no mentions of Basilton Pitch.
Until, that is, he's suddenly back from the continent, standing in their shop, and in need of a space to work.
Will Simon be able to set aside his grudge from art school and act like a professional adult? Probably not.
Will Baz be able to stop grinding his teeth in frustration whenever Simon's shirt hitches up while he's working? Definitely not.
Will Penny and Shepard figure things out before these two morons? Oh, absolutely. -
Sixty-One New Messages by annabellelux for thedaggerrose (blessedfetish)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
07 May 2020
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It's the summer before eighth year and Simon Snow is terribly bored. That is, until he finds his old Black Berry buried at the bottom of his backpack. And sure, Baz Pitch's might be the only saved number he can message... but then again, why not check in on him? Just to make sure he's not plotting. And maybe to ask his opinion on how mermaids pee.
Sworn enemies can text, right?
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Simon is trying to get through another summer in a care home without thinking about Watford. Baz is trying to fall out of love with his enemy. The absolute worst thing Simon could do right now is text Baz, but Simon has never been known for thinking things through.
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Baz is a vampire. Simon knows Baz is a vampire and Baz knows that Simon knows. What Baz doesn’t know is what being a vampire actually means. And that’s about to make life more difficult for him than usual.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,059
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
02 May 2026