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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    “How do you know all this?” Claire raises one eyebrow.
    “Bill is an ornithologist,” says Gabe.
    “Entomologist,” William corrects.
    “Herpetologist,” Travie finishes with a shut-up glare.

    An eclectic and hot team of hitmen successfully smuggle snakes onto a plane, only to realize they are now stuck on a plane full of snakes. Sequel to the Bring It (Snakes on a Plane) music video and AU for the movie.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    like noticing a guy is fuckable is a federal offense, christ.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    Benson walks slowly, like he’s not about to drag Randy into the worst day of his life, like he’s not about to set off a chain of events which will lead to Benson lying still and bloody in a dirty parking lot.

    Randy wants to vomit. It feels so real.

    (Or: the Time Loop fic.)

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    22 Aug 2024

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    "Vampires dominate by biting, alpha wolves dominate by fucking. What the hell’s going on between the two of you, I don’t even have a clue."

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    09 Aug 2023

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    The unholy union of a high school AU and a ghost story. Gerard's life takes a strange turn when his family moves to a small town in Vermont and he discovers the locals aren't all what they seem to be. Also includes: unexpected nature walks, murder, pining, improper treatment of crime scenes, a number of bone-related puns, high school bullies, and a short-range shrub named Ferdinand.

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    11 Jun 2023

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