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Domestic Bliss by lorkhansweenis
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Penis Survival Multiplayer
04 Jan 2023
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Shitty goes on a mission to imprison Penis. It doesn't go as expected.
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Written for Year of the OTP 2023, January.
Prompt: mission fic.
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- Part 2 of Year of the OTP 2023 (Shittypenis)
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I Don't Wanna Talk (I Just Want to Cry) by lorkhansweenis
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Penis Survival Multiplayer
02 Jan 2023
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Shitty remembers his first kiss with Penis.
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Written for Year of the OTP 2023, January.
Prompt: first kiss.
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- Part 1 of Year of the OTP 2023 (Shittypenis)
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Now your life is back-to-front by lorkhansweenis
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Penis Survival Multiplayer
14 May 2022
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Takes place right after the Anus Ravine war, when Penis traps Shitty in the cave and leaves him to rot, except he doesn't because I don't want him to do that. Everything after post-war is not happening.
. . . If ur just here for the lolz and haven't read the lore, ^basically before the electrocution scene.
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Why does it always seem to come back to him? To Shitty? Shitty doesn't care about Penis anymore - he hasn't for a while now. . . So why does it still hurt so badly, why can't he let go of this intangible pain? Of Shitty?
Takes place at the start of the 'Penis becoming a better person' arc if that hasn't been renamed
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Year of the OTP 2023 (Shittypenis) by lorkhansweenis
Fandom: Penis Survival Multiplayer, Video Blogging RPF
04 Jan 2023
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"No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."
Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.
No.
Of course not.
They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.
She wasn't.
"You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."
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16 Mar 2025
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Up Close and Personal by stuckybarnes
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (2016), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Avengers (Comics)
19 Nov 2020
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Peter and Wade team up so often, in fact, that they’ve ended up belly-to-belly in broom closets, wedged together like puzzle pieces in wooden crates during hideouts, and in various close-up positions that require a significant amount of trust for Peter to be comfortable with. But it took a while.
This was originally going to be a 5+1 fic, but I'm having too much fun to restrict it to a certain format.
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11 Jan 2025
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“Beacon County Sheriff's Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”“Oh thank god!”
“Stiles?”
“I, uh, I need some advice.”
“Advice?”
“Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”
Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”
“That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”
“Stiles...what are you doing right now?”
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Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.
Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.
But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.
Or even know who Derek was.
But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!
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18 Jan 2025
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Three is a crowd by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jan 2024
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Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.
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29 Jun 2024
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Something Like Home by PeetiesPetals
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
20 Jan 2024
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This is a continuation of the series Of Sunshine and Hyperspace. If you have not read Part 1, I highly suggest going back and doing so.
The threads of Fate have thrown your life into chaos once more, scattering the puzzle pieces to the Galaxy's far ends. You must survive, but the cost is high. With so much already lost and so much at stake, will you ever truly belong somewhere again?
You and Din must find each other, and then yourselves, as the story continues.
This is a reader-insert fiction that loosely follows The Mandalorian, starting towards the end of Season 2, while on Tython. This is an explicit story with violent and sexual themes, which will have trigger warnings at the start of each chapter.
I do not give permission for this story to be copied, reposted, or translated.
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- Part 2 of Of Sunshine and Hyperspace