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"No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."
Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.
No.
Of course not.
They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.
She wasn't.
"You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."
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16 Mar 2025
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“Beacon County Sheriff's Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”“Oh thank god!”
“Stiles?”
“I, uh, I need some advice.”
“Advice?”
“Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”
Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”
“That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”
“Stiles...what are you doing right now?”
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Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.
Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.
But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.
Or even know who Derek was.
But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!
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18 Jan 2025
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Up Close and Personal by stuckybarnes
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (2016), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Avengers (Comics)
19 Nov 2020
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Peter and Wade team up so often, in fact, that they’ve ended up belly-to-belly in broom closets, wedged together like puzzle pieces in wooden crates during hideouts, and in various close-up positions that require a significant amount of trust for Peter to be comfortable with. But it took a while.
This was originally going to be a 5+1 fic, but I'm having too much fun to restrict it to a certain format.
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- 6/6
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11 Jan 2025
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Three is a crowd by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jan 2024
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Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.
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29 Jun 2024
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Something Like Home by PeetiesPetals
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
20 Jan 2024
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This is a continuation of the series Of Sunshine and Hyperspace. If you have not read Part 1, I highly suggest going back and doing so.
The threads of Fate have thrown your life into chaos once more, scattering the puzzle pieces to the Galaxy's far ends. You must survive, but the cost is high. With so much already lost and so much at stake, will you ever truly belong somewhere again?
You and Din must find each other, and then yourselves, as the story continues.
This is a reader-insert fiction that loosely follows The Mandalorian, starting towards the end of Season 2, while on Tython. This is an explicit story with violent and sexual themes, which will have trigger warnings at the start of each chapter.
I do not give permission for this story to be copied, reposted, or translated.
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- Part 2 of Of Sunshine and Hyperspace
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then out of nowhere, somebody comes and hits you with an ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2023
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A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.
or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.
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15 Oct 2023
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Asylums for the Feeling by rivalactions
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Dec 2023
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"Your mask. Take it off."
"I'm not-" Corpse started with a hollow laugh of disbelief, like he thinks that this is just a weird prank Sykkuno is playing on him. "I- no. I'm not taking it off, Sy."
"I need to see. Whatever you’re hiding, I need to know. I need to know what you’re keeping from me, what you know, what happened, I need to know, before it happens again or I find out you’re lying to me or you’re not who you say you are, if you if you killed all those people, I need-” His voice continued until he ran out of breath, dropping his head down as he tried steadying himself again.
[ Sykkuno is looking for an Earth 2.0. Corpse is the last survivor of his crew. There's something off about this planet. ]
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30 Mar 2023
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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
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23 Feb 2023
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The Merc with a Beak by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Feb 2023
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Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.
Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.
But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.
There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.
(The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)
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15 Jan 2023
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this time it's a tweet cute by Owlwinter
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 May 2021
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Sapnap: Damn, even I think that is one dry-ass trending description
Sapnap: How much do you get paid to write those again?
George: none. this is an unpaid internship and I hate it here.--
Or: in which George is the Twitter Description Man, and Dream is the perpetually-trending Minecraft youtuber he has a love-hate relationship with.
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22 Nov 2022
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Andy met Sid when he was four years old, and while some things change, a lot of things stay the same.
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10 Nov 2022
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Patron Saint by isaDanCurtisproduction
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
29 Jun 2018
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Peter is desperate. Hungry and alone on the streets, he's ready and willing to do anything to change his situation, even if just for a night. And sharing a stranger's bed would be no hardship, especially when the alternatives include dumpster-diving for dinner and sleeping, arms wrapped around him, beneath a chilly and indifferent sky.
Then a man named Wade Wilson steps into his life.
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Spider2703 by kingdomclouds
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Jan 2023
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"When did they get you?"
"I was- Peter Parker was 16 when he went missing. Spider turned 24 when he was born." The words come out robotic, practice making the sentence flow quickly and easily. Wade's hand tightens on his neck before it loosens and let's go completely.
"So your name is Peter?"
Spider shakes his head harshly and pretends his eyes aren't watering- soldiers don't cry. Wade keeps his grip tight on his jaw, ignoring the mess of venom getting all over his palms.
"My name is Spider, serial number 2703."
"They've really got you brainwashed, haven't they?"
"I'm not brainwashed. Spider is my name. Peter Parker doesn't exist." Spider looks away from Wade's gaze- he can't help it. Those eyes can see right through him.
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Or; Peter was apart of the Weapon X program, like Wade- except he never left.
(Inspired by: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23388652/chapters/56046382 please give it a read- it's an amazing fic!!)
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- Part 1 of Spider2703
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31 Jul 2022
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Tron just wants to get warm.
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30 Jul 2022
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Kinkmeme Fill: Kevin Flynn left behind a master command line buried deep in the programming of the Grid. When Sam is suited up by the Sirens and his identity disk is plugged in, the command line activates, flooding Sam's mind with all the data Kevin's disk contains up to that present point, including memories of what's happened and all the knowledge of how to use User skills. Sam proceeds to kick digital ass and take digital name.
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- Part 1 of God Mode 'Verse
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29 Jul 2022
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An Education by that_runneth
Fandoms: Tron: Legacy (2010), Tron (Movies), Tron - All Media Types
26 Jan 2012
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Loosely based on a prompt on tronkinkmeme: Flynn introduces Sam to the Grid at the age of seven. The coup happens, and both father and son get trapped on the Grid. Flynn escapes and becomes the head of the resistance, but Sam and Tron are captured and Sam grows up in Clu's court.
Illustrations by Nocek - nocek.tumblr.com
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29 Jul 2022
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Genesis by a_shiny_mess (magpie4shinies)
Fandoms: Tron - All Media Types, Tron: Legacy (2010), Tron (1982)
13 Nov 2014
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"This can't be possible. I mean. Even in the Grid, time exists, which explains why Dad looked like Guiness' Kenobi. How could we be here? How could *they?*"
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26 Jul 2022
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1/3 for the Atlas Series
Even hundreds of years since their historical wars over independence, American politics and British royalty still struggle to get along, as seen in the rivalry between first son Caleb Chapman and Prince Harrison of Wales. Even before Caleb's father, President Chapman, assumed office, the boys held a mutual disdain for one another. After a week long trip to the UK after the "tragic" passing of Prince Charles, the successor to the throne and Prince Harrison's father, the two are forced to get along and put forth a better front for the ever-present media.
Inspired by Red, White, and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston's concept, but vastly different storylines.
** Please look at the tags before reading.**
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- Part 1 of Atlas
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27 Jun 2022
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FeS2: Add-Ons by Shivani
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, Death Note, Supernatural, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Naruto, God Game
12 Oct 2015
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A series of add-ons to FeS2, with the continuing adventures of Harry and Tom in other worlds.
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- Part 2 of Pyrite
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- 33,543
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- 11/11
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03 Jun 2022
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Things SHIELD Never Told Captain America by orphan_account
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Apr 2014
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The thing is, Tony quickly realised, there are certain things that SHIELD never told Captain America. Sometimes small things, sometimes big things. But things, nonetheless, that they thought he wasn't quite ready to know.
When Steve finds out about one of those things during an interview - his reaction isn't anything like anyone was expecting (except maybe Natasha, because she's scary like that).
OR, how the world found out about Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes.
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28 May 2022