lurking_leach
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Dirk's often compared to robots by his friends. He learns to define that his own way.
This is my first fic ever and i just wrote it like 20 mins ago but i just wanna post it for gits and shiggles. have fun, sorry if it's ooc, hopefully i'll get better at this someday :]
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“Look, asshole, do you want a job or not?” Mikey interrupts. “You said yourself you were bored. I know you can’t afford cigarettes anymore. Until the millions of jobs you applied for decide to call you back, this is the best you got.”
Gerard grimaces.
“Besides,” Mikey continues after a beat, “you’d get to hang out with me. And Ray and Frank too, I guess. But at least you wouldn’t be loitering at my job instead of finding something else productive to do.”
Gerard looks at Mikey for a moment before groaning and tugging a hand through his hair. “Fine, you win. Brian, can I have an application?”
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an au based off of one of frank's tweets where he said he 'worked' at staples (which consisted of '[showing] up high and [laminating] random shit for 6 hours')
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21 Dec 2025
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The first time you ever see Karkat Vantas, you're sixteen years old and not in a very good place.
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24 Nov 2024
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a.k.a. five times karkat met dave while on a date with someone else
(and one time they stop making random people third wheel their own dates and just date each other)
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25 Sep 2024
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A slow burn college AU in which Dave and Karkat are randomly assigned as roommates who piss each other off, until they don't.
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10 Jul 2024
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When Dirk is 'deathly ill' with a minor cold, the only person well enough to care for him is Jake English. There’s one slight snag though, they haven't spoken since their rather awkward breakup during Sburb.
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12 May 2024