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    Laying on the floor, by the third stool, was a book. It’d fallen off the counter landing open, spine facing up.

    “What the…” Akira murmured, approaching it cautiously. He knew for a fact no books had been left out…

    It was stupid to be nervous. He’d locked the door immediately at ten p.m., so it wasn’t like there was a lingering surprise customer knocking shit off the shelves. It must have been resting on the edge and lost the fight to gravity. A reasonable explanation. He knelt down to pick it up and paused with his hand hovering over the cover. His fingers trembled slightly as he read the title.

     

    The Hero with a Bow: The Tales of Robin Hood

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    “I’m fine," Ren replies instantly, clipped and already distracted by their next target. “Kind of horny, I guess. All your growling and screaming is pretty distracting.”

    All of his teammates, Akechi included, freeze. Ren takes a minute to catch up. Wait — what did he just say?

    After being hit by a strange attack, Ren can’t keep the truth to himself.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    The Phantom Thieves have nearly secured their route through Maruki's Palace. There’s only one section left: The Twilight Corridor. A paradise where everything is perfect, and everyone is always smiling.

    In order to enter that place, the Thieves must first prove they've "completed orientation" and can be "happy." There are points, there is a scoreboard, and they’re locked together in an experimental space where wishes can be granted by simply saying them aloud. Everyone has to individually earn 100 happiness points, or no one is leaving.

    So what is “happiness,” really? How does Maruki define happiness? What the hell is a quantifiable happiness point? Is there any way around this? Don’t these stupid kids realize this is a trick to get them to fall back into the thrall of Maruki’s reality? And why can’t Goro earn any fucking points?

    (Or: I've been watching too much Dropout Game Changer and I’ve built an Akechi torture chamber.)

    Includes illustrations by the amazing engraved!

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    30 Nov 2025

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    “Come on, Ren-kun,” Yukari nudges Ren as he slumps. “I dove into being Pink Argus with little experience myself, and I haven’t regretted it since. Maybe you’ll feel the same.”

    Ren thinks about it. His life really couldn’t and shouldn’t revolve completely around the shadow world, he supposes. And he’s not obligated to do any more than this if acting doesn’t agree with him after all.

    Ann’s going to freak. Futaba is going to lose her shit.

    “You remember the Phantom Thieves of Hearts business a few years back?” The director asks. “It won’t be a complete one to one, but I do have to admit that this series’ plot is loosely based on it.”

    Okay, now that’s just unfair. Now Ren has to take the role.

    So that’s how Ren becomes a Featherman Ranger.

    Or, Amamiya Ren becomes a Featherman actor, bases his character off Akechi, and the real Akechi Goro disastrously simps from afar.

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