15 Bookmarks by mmambo
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cockblock (vulgar, slang)
verb: to impede the romantic or sexual advances of a person (usually a man) towards anothercockblockhead (vulgar, slang)
noun: a person (usually a man) who unintentionally cockblocks themselves
see also entries for: self-sabotage, absolute idiocy, Harry James Potter- Language:
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21 Jun 2025
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A stubborn lock of hair gets tucked behind Malfoy's ear twenty-six times. Harry only counts because what else has he got to do.
Homework, Hermione's shrill voice sounds in his head. Oh, Harry, you have so much homework, you're behind on everything, what are you doing? Did you really come back for eighth year just to spy on Draco Malfoy again?
It's a good question. Twenty-seven, now.
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21 Jun 2025
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As a young child, Harry Potter had always wanted swim lessons. He never got them. As an adult, he runs into Draco—an excellent swimmer and disconcertingly fit to boot—at a muggle pool. Naturally, he calls in his life debt for swim lessons (a totally normal thing to do, thank you very much). He gets more than he bargained for.
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25 Aug 2024
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Draco’s back for his Eighth Year as part of his parole. He’s doing his best not to annoy any war heroes and avoid Harry Potter as if his life depends on it.
Too bad Harry has other ideas.
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04 Aug 2024
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Atsumu makes an enemy on the first day of second grade.
Or: New school, new grade, and Miya Atsumu’s inability to make friends with his first crush.
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- Part 4 of AtsuHina Week 2023
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22 May 2024
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Harry never could quite help himself around Draco, after all.
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04 Mar 2024
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It’s the middle of the night and this whole tiny family is awake, for some reason.
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11 Feb 2024
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There is, by Merlin, some Slytherin future that's not all raging fires and death. She knows because she's seen the porn.
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01 Oct 2023
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Pocket Full Of Starlight (Never Let It Fade Away) by Femme (femmequixotic), noeon (noe)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Aug 2012
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When Scorpius Malfoy and Jamie Potter meet at Quidditch camp, they take an instant dislike to each other. Then they discover their lives are more connected than they could possibly imagine.
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02 Sep 2023
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Kept in Cages by ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm, sweet_s0rr0w
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Aug 2022
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Deep in the heart of the Ministry lies the Beast Division: a hidden room where ancient beasts roam, and winged creatures soar, and grumpy giant ferrets eat all your biscuits unless you keep them well hidden. Draco Malfoy would know – he’s been working there for five years now, after all.
Meanwhile, on Level One, ex-Golden Boy Harry Potter is stuck in another interminable policy meeting, completely unaware of the mysterious comings and goings just three floors below. But when a giant snake emergency requires the assistance of a Parselmouth, Harry finds himself thrust, unprepared, into Draco’s weird and wonderful world – and naturally, he can’t keep away…
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02 Sep 2023
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Jeongguk doesn’t know how spirit magic or Ouija boards work. He assumes it takes something a lot more complicated than a drunk man asking for a sex demon to show up for it to actually happen. Something like cutting your hand and letting your blood drip onto the petals of a rare flower. Or saying something religious into a mirror while doing the Macarena.
That's how Jeongguk knows that this is a prank.
That's how he knows that the boy sitting on his bed claiming to be an incubus is lying.
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02 Jun 2019
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24 Feb 2019
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Shout & Mute by ill go with that then (Linelenagain)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jan 2019
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Shouta slaps a hand over his mouth. That’s wrong too, the fingers are longer than they should be, the skin softer and less calloused. And though his mind is screaming at him that it can’t be, that it’s impossible, he knows what has to have happened. The worried expression on the man before him is as familiar as the face he wears. He’s telling the truth, he’s Hizashi. And that must mean-
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Yep, it’s your classic body-swap scenario.
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31 Jan 2019
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"Da, why do you look at Zayn like he's a princess?"
[Niall and his daughter are new to London and Zayn's personal life is a bit messy. Somehow, they make things work.]
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10 Jul 2018
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Soulmates share each other’s scars. But Kyungsoo doesn’t believe in soulmates. So, how was he supposed to react when his ‘soulmate’ confronts him about his self-harming?
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11 Jan 2018