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vampires will never hurt you, but they will suck your dick by mossy_cakes
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
05 Aug 2024
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Daniel telepathically annoys every vampire in the world until Armand finally sees him, at which point Daniel sucks his dick. Simple as that.
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You Give Me Chills (I've Had It With The Drills) by mossy_cakes
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Apr 2024
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After Nandor fucked Guillermo's first boyfriend, Nandor tries to apologise. But, as an immortal being, he finds it hard and ends up pissing Guillermo off even more.
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Ed and Stede have sex for the first time; hilarity ensues.
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After Aziraphale and Crowley decipher Agnes Nutters last prophecy and they choose their faces, Crowley makes a shocking discovery about how the angels had been treating Aziraphale.
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After a particularly nasty and tactless comment from Julian during a christmas celebration, Cap intervenes and comforts Kitty.
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wasting my young years by sageisnotpepesilvia
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Oct 2025
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"'That friend of yours. You're telling me he left you alone on your birthday?' He sat down on the stool right next to Mac. The disdain on his voice was clear.
'Well, you said it yourself.' Mac took another sip, trying to get the rum to hit as fast as possible. Hard alcohol was a must for nights like these, and he had some catching up to do. 'Nothing matters more than pussy, right?'
'That's not what I said. I said nothing matters more than getting laid. You don't care for pussy, do you, kid?'”
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When Dennis leaves Mac's nineteenth birthday early with a girl, Mac ends up going home with an older man and learning a couple things about himself he's never going to forget.
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24 Oct 2025
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“Aw, jeez, Mac, I’m so sorry to call. It’s Dennis. I didn’t know who to call but this was the only number in his phone, and I think it’s-”
“Dennis?”
“Yeah, hon, Dennis. I- I know you two broke up and he said you didn’t want anything to do with him I know and I’m sorry, I’m going on and on here talkin’ around and around, it’s just been a stressful time, you know, and, well, he’s in a bad way. He won’t talk to us and I just… I think it’s best if you came and got him. I wish I could do something else but I really-” she was crying, great gasping sobs. Mac couldn’t imagine feeling any emotion other than noise in that moment, “I just don’t know what to do it’s-it’s- it’s real bad up here and I’m pretty sure you know him better than I do…”Mandy summons Mac to North Dakota to take Dennis home. alternatively, Mac forces Dennis on a road trip and makes him talk about his feelings
Canon divergence from the start of s13e01
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19 Oct 2025
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Can't Spell Camboy Without Mac by medullaoblongata
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
31 Aug 2025
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Mac wanted to afford some expensive wrestling match tickets.
And when Dennis suggested being gay for pay on a camboy site, he definitely was thinking of money.
He definitely didn't want to jerk off to Mac.
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30 Sep 2025
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"smile for the camera, baby."
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24 Sep 2025
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saving all my summers for you by jigsawbarbie
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
18 Sep 2025
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“Single room?”
The stranger- Mac, shrugs again, his eyes strangely fixated on Dennis’ name tag, raking slowly up in his chest, his throat, finally meeting his eyes once more.
“Sure,” he smiles at him, “Unless you have a better idea, sweetheart?”
Or, after getting expelled from college, Dennis and Dee are forced to work at Frank's vacation resort for the summer. As if that wasn't punishment enough, Dennis also has to deal with a handsome stranger with terrible flirting skills. Not that he's attracted to him, or anything.
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