mymeatwareismalfunctioning
Recent bookmarks
-
Summary
Steve has no plan. Not because he hadn't tried to make one. He'd tried to make lots of plans. Plan, adapt, plan again, tried to think of every contingency.
And then he'd thrown them away, because there wasn't much point. What could you plan for? He couldn't guess the possible contingencies, the situations, the potentials. And he sure as sure hadn't figured on what's happened now, on coming back to his place and finding Bucky here. He hadn't even hoped for that.
He hadn't realized he could.
[post-Winter Soldier recovery fic]
- Words:
- 123,345
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 1,918
-
Nothing Gory Means No Glory by LordSuven
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
♫♪ I don't care where you've been, how many miles, I still love you. ♫♪
Bob doesn't always know what to say, but he can do his best. So he launches the blanket up in the air and sinks down, letting the duvet settle over them like a shield. Something he used to do when he was a kid, a way to stave off the shouting, the bangs and crashes.
"What are you doing?" Bucky rumbles, but he stays put even as Bob scoots forward so their legs are pressed up against each other.
"This is a magical blanket," He says, the same words he would say to himself as a boy, "Nothing bad can get in."
~ Or the one in which a single conversation about lava lamps makes all the difference in the world.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 80,966
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Comments:
- 392
- Kudos:
- 528
- Bookmarks:
- 111
- Hits:
- 10,397
Bookmarked by mymeatwareismalfunctioning
03 Nov 2025
-
Pearls And Puzzles by bruciemilf
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
21 Jan 2023
Tags
Summary
Harley’s used to being unwanted. She's more than accostomed to being the odd one out. She's a puzzle everyone tries to solve and abandones when she gets too difficult.
Bruce Wayne is the missing piece she's been waiting for.
Bookmarked by mymeatwareismalfunctioning
02 Nov 2025
-
two petals of the same flower by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU
22 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
This is it. Bruce is going to throw him out, now that he knows. Knows that Jason used to be a prostitute. He's not gonna want him anymore–
“Anemone and Yarrow.” Bruce suddenly says, and just as quick as the fear came, it leaves, replaced with disbelief.
Jason's mouth drops. It's code that every worker in Crime Alley knows, young or old. Code so closely guarded, they wouldn't even hand it to Batman. How does Bruce know?
Bruce and Jason share more similarities than just their looks.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,654
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 11
- Kudos:
- 454
- Bookmarks:
- 59
- Hits:
- 2,270
Bookmarked by mymeatwareismalfunctioning
01 Nov 2025
-
Power Couple AU by bat_butch, bellandeano
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Justice League of America (Comics)
18 Jun 2025
Summary
The one where Bruce and Khoa never broke up :)
- Words:
- 31,733
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 59
Bookmarked by mymeatwareismalfunctioning
28 Oct 2025