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    "Because we always fuck in the same position and only when we plan it first and you don’t get excited when you see me naked in the morning and my hair’s going grey and we argue over whose turn it is to take the rubbish out to the bins.”

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    11 Oct 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Before cactus plushies and lava lamps there were white walls and broken blinds. After moving to London, Dan and Phil’s lives explode with the stress of a million subscribers and trying to get a radio show and invaded privacy. Phil is just trying to keep the world out, but Dan is worried they might shut each other out along the way.

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    16 May 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    It’s a strange feeling, being aware that he’s at a turning point in his life. If he looks back a year, he didn’t know who Dan was. A year into the future he hopes to be sharing his life with him, at least on some small level.

    Phil gets an unexpected call in the middle of the night.

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    17 Apr 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    "It’s just a house, they have to keep reminding themselves. Just a house, but it feels bigger."

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    15 Apr 2018

  5. This has been deleted, sorry!

    19 Mar 2018

  6. Public Bookmark 36

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    Prompt: Phils perspective of anything mentioned in dan & depression

    (I kinda cheated; Dan didn't talk about that week in March in his actual video, but it felt close enough.)

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    22 Dec 2017

  7. Public Bookmark 27

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    Dan answers, fuck off they were amazing and you want me

    More*

    Phil cracks a smile. Dan isn’t wrong.

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    20 Dec 2017

  8. Public Bookmark 66

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    “Sorry… what?” Phil replies, dumbfounded, shocked, void of all intellect.

    “I said I’m in love with you. Actually, I said I think I’m in love with you, which isn’t true. I mean, I am. I know I am, I don’t know why I said I think.”

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    27 Sep 2017

  9. Public Bookmark 30

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    Dan spends too much time worrying about what's happening in alternate universes. Phil's just trying to seduce some orcs.

    Or, Dan freaks out over the idea of a straight Phil and they play some Dungeons and Dragons.

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    20 Aug 2017

  10. Public Bookmark 24

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    Dan watches Phil light up, and suddenly feels like everything's in slow motion. They're still making their way up 7th, Times Square’s persistent neon glow casting waves of pinks and greens and yellows onto the pale of Phil’s face like a projector to a wall. He's struck by his own memory, their own night up on the Manchester Eye, surrounded by another city dark and light at the same time.

    He doesn’t hear a word of Phil’s story.

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    05 Jun 2017

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    An not-really-coffee-shop, not-really-uni au in which Phil is confused, Dan is cute, no one does youtube, and there's still a happy ending.

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    15 May 2017

  12. Public Bookmark 64

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    But after the next lesson Phil was fine and touched Dan’s horn hoodie easily and teased him about his wet curls, and Dan wondered when the simply wanting to drop to his knees and suck him off as he explained Byrne v. Boadle had turned into wanting to turn his head and kiss the pads of his fingers.

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    03 Feb 2017

  13. Public Bookmark 37

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    "Ready?" Dan asks, letting out his hit in a constant stream of smoke through his mouth and nose.

    "You look like a dragon," Phil tells him. Dan bares his teeth in a snarl that turns into a wide smile and a laugh. "Okay. Ready."

    (Dan and Phil get stoned in the tour bus)

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    22 Jan 2017

  14. Public Bookmark 59

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    A collection of Remus/Sirius ficlets written for dogdaysofsummer 2009.

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    15 Oct 2016

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    The wifi at Dan's parents' house is utter crap, which is definitely why he's always so miserable when he visits his family for Christmas. Because of the wifi.

    (Or at least, that's what he chooses to tell himself.)

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    12 Oct 2016

  16. Public Bookmark 91

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    R/S Games 2016 - Day 3 - Team Time

    At eleven, Remus boarded the Hogwarts Express ready to keep secrets. In the end, there are none he can keep from Sirius.

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    08 Oct 2016

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    Dan is down on his knees the first time Phil mentions weddings with any seriousness. Fluff, 4.0k

    This was nominated for BEST FLUFF in the phanfic awards 2016!

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    01 Oct 2016

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    On Hallowe’en night, 1981, Sirius runs for his freedom and ends up as a dog on the doorstep of No. 11 Privet Drive. But that’s only the beginning. What comes next is a desperate hunt for the evidence to give Sirius his life back, and give Harry a home.

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    24 Sep 2016

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    ‘They are in love. Fuck the war.’ – Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow

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    03 Jul 2016

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    Late in the first war against Voldemort, Sirius asks Remus on a date. The most surprising part is that Remus accepts. Humour, angst, and a little bit of fluff.

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    03 Jul 2016

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