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20 Aug 2022
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Chasing Dragons by The_Sinking_Ship for Ladderofyears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.
But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.
Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.
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25 Jul 2022
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Knew you at all by ilyena-sylph (ilyena_sylph), Katarik
Fandoms: Young Wizards - Diane Duane, Labyrinth (1986)
05 May 2009
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Sarah Williams wants to be a wizard.
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15 Jul 2022
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Robb Stark had swept his entire hand of cards off the table, and Tyrion couldn’t see how to make a single play at all.
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- Part 16 of Game of Thrones works
- Part 5 of Astolat Sampler
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14 Jul 2022
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The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:
A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.
This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.
(What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)
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08 Jul 2022
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Jaime didn’t like the Starks at all. He didn’t like their earnestness and honesty and prudishness, he didn’t like their cold heavy-walled castle, he didn’t like their frozen block of a realm, and he especially didn’t like Robb Stark, who had saved his son’s life and been kind to him and got him to sleep, and what business of his was it to have done any of those things?
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- Part 15 of Game of Thrones works
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08 Jul 2022
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Tywin gave her a stern look. “Watch your tongue.”
“Or what, you’ll cut my head off, like your grandson did to my father?” Arya spat at him, a cub trying to bite with milk teeth.
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- Part 14 of Game of Thrones works
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08 Jul 2022
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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08 Jul 2022
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The world feels like it’s tilting. Is it tilting? Steve isn’t actually in the world right now, so maybe this one is different. Maybe it tilts. The burning sensation from where the bats took a chunk out of him is flooding his body, his lungs are burning, his face, his—his eyes are burning, and his face is wet.
“Nance! Nance—Guys, find a radio or something, Robin, she likes—!”
Steve looks up. Robin isn’t moving.
“Robin?”
She’s looking straight at him, but her eyes are wrong. They’re wrong. Her eyelids flutter, the rest of her body unnaturally still, and the burning is everywhere now, the world is spinning, and Dustin is right next to her, and Steve blinks and so are Max and Lucas. So is Eddie. All standing in place, their eyes…
“Oh,” Steve whispers.
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19 Jun 2022
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Coffee shop AU with Accidental Wooing of Wealthy Men (or just one wealthy man, but Riddle’s enough trouble to count for ten tbh even if Harry doesn’t know that yet). Also a dash of murder because I need my emotional crutches in storytelling.
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29 May 2022
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It takes Raleigh three accidental meetings, two scoops of vanilla ice cream, and an economics textbook to fall for Mako Mori harder than he’s fallen for anything else in his entire life. Yancy, predictably, laughs his ass off about it.
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07 May 2022
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“So he’s a literal D-I-L-F.”
“Well, when you say it like that, it sounds kinky.”OR
When Jimin's favorite first grade student lands in the principal's office after a fight, she's giddy at the prospect of her father showing up to the discipline meeting. When her father walks into the office and fist-bumps his daughter, Jimin immediately understands why.
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03 Apr 2022
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can i get a kiss (can you make it last forever) by Talls
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
26 Mar 2020
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“I’m obsessive about everything,” Neil protests, sitting in a booth with the four upperclassmen he can stand. “What makes this obsession special?”
“Okay, we get the Exy obsession, because you’re legitimately planning on going pro, and we get the Kevin obsession because he’s dedicated to teaching you to go pro, and we even get the Minyard obsession,” Dan says.
“Shh,” Neil pleads desperately, hoping beyond hope that nobody heard that.
“But the podcast has nothing to do with Exy! It’s half about music, and you don’t even like music that much,” Dan says. “It’s literally just music and a really weird guy talking about his homicidal impulses, and it sorta sounds like a joke, but on a much more real level it sounds like it’s absolutely not a joke and I would call the authorities if this guy gave any personal details at all,” Dan says.
“It’s mostly a joke,” Neil offers, but it sounds weak to his own ears.
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In which Andrew has a podcast, and Neil falls in love with him twice.
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- Part 4 of aftg au oneshots
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15 Mar 2022
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Draco knows they aren't the only students who will be completing their NEWTs this year, but they are the only ones whose home fireplaces were disconnected from the floo network by the ministry.
At least, Draco assumes as much until he sees the light falling out from the front door of one of the other rickety old houses in front of them and the three figures cast in its warm glow. For a moment they look like some sort of strange, many legged creature. An acromantula, or a particularly massive Blast-Ended Skrewt. Then Draco hears Pansy make a disgusted sound beside him and the light falls in a less blinding way, and Draco can see that it is actually Potter and the Weasel carrying a large couch between them, and Granger fluttering around them with her wand out, seeming concerned.
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28 Feb 2022
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The Startling Secret Identity of The Batman by Nokomis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
06 Mar 2021
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Good evening, super-sleuths! Boy, do we have a treat for you today. We’re delving into one of the biggest unsolved mysteries of the modern era. The million-dollar question. The billion-dollar question, if one of these theories holds water.
That’s right. We’re gonna risk life, limb and sanity by asking the question… who is The Batman?
[In-universe Buzzfeed Unsolved accidentally stumbles on Batman’s secret identity. The Batfam reacts.]
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- 2/2
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16 Feb 2022
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“You need to get out of your room, hyung. When was the last time you got laid?”
“That’s literally? None of your business?” Soobin sputtered, ears glowing.
“So it’s been a while.” Taehyun hummed as Huening Kai scrunched up his face in mock grief. “At the prime of his youth and impotent.” he sniffled. “It’s so sad.”
(Or, Soobin gets dragged along to a party and gets more than he bargained for)
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13 Feb 2022
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The Criminal Keeper 'verse by town_without_heart
Fandom: The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types
11 Jul 2016
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12 Feb 2022
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“It’s cute,” Taehyung says, eyes resting calmly on Jungkook’s red face. “Your gifts complement each other.”
“I don’t understand,” Jungkook whispers.
“When you go invisible nobody can reach you,” Taehyung hums. “But Yoongi can.”(or Jungkook turns invisible when he’s flustered & Yoongi has never actually seen him)
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12 Feb 2022
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What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.
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- Part 1 of Her Kingdom as Great
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- 3/3
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08 Feb 2022
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Hongjoong works in a tattoo parlour with his mentor Jungkook, their two gremlin children San and Wooyoung and their angel Mingi. Things have been pretty quiet until Supermodel Park Seonghwa enters his shop and asks if Hongjoong can cover-up a shitty tattoo done by Seonghwa's ex-boyfriend.
When Hongjoong agrees to the cover up, he doesn't anticipate just how far he'll fall for the sweet supermodel who deserves the stars and the sky.
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- 6/6
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08 Feb 2022