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The Great Superman Custody Battle by cassiopeia721
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
27 Jul 2025
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u/city_0f_day_after_tmrw • 45 minutes ago
I can’t believe the freaks of r/onlyingotham think Superman should move there
He would have to become mediocre man or possibly even “fucking sucks” man #52nd in water quality #49th in literacy #only thing it’s number one is in is cannibalistic serial killers per capi… -
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“I’m going to kick your ass,” Jason threatens. “Creeper.”
This kind of threat usually works. Jason’s gotten very good at it over the years. At the very least, it makes the target reconsider their choices.
The Replacement does not look like he’s reconsidering anything. In fact, he looks a little pitying. “Right now, you have the constitution of a wet tissue. I don’t even think you could stand up without passing out.”
He says this so evenly and plainly that Jason is automatically furious. Just to prove Replacement’s scrawny little ass wrong, he is going to stand up, beat his ass into the ground, and then kill everyone in Crime Alley who has ever wronged him. The list is long. It’ll probably last the whole night.
The fact that he only gets up to his knees before everything goes black is, like. A minor setback.
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Jason Todd is about to find out why hundred and four degree fevers are, generally, considered detrimental to one's well-being. Tim Drake is about to commit crimes against Top Ramen and humanity. Bruce Wayne is about to fret. What else do you expect?
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Puzzles Made of Broken Glass by thatcuriouscat for ramblingwildrose, TheMaidenOfWords
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
05 Dec 2025
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Sherlock Holmes retreats to his Mind Palace to think, to problem-solve. Superman has his Fortress of Solitude, reportedly.
9-and-five-sixths-year-old Tim Drake has his Blanket Fortress.Timmy Drake’s parents go missing.
He’s the only one who notices.Series
- Part 1 of Puzzle Pieces
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06 Jan 2026
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Tim’s a frustrating little weasel and I respect the hustle immensely
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Aziraphale knows exactly what’s happening: Hell has sent up a devilishly attractive demon to tempt him into sinning against God. So he’ll act like he’s falling for it, pretend he doesn’t know just what Crowley’s doing. And he certainly won’t give in.
Crowley knows exactly what’s happening: Heaven has sent down a divinely beautiful angel to dazzle him into revealing Hell’s plans. So he’ll act like he’s falling for it, pretend he doesn’t know just what Aziraphale’s doing. And he certainly won’t give in.
(Or: an angel and a demon spend 6000 years each convinced the other one is a honey trap)
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31 Dec 2025
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[Finally Complete!] The Fell family ruled over the town and made it prosperous for generations thanks to a dark bargain they made with the Unseelie fae - binding the mysterious Groundskeeper to their service - but lately, the town has begun to suffer due to the family not upholding their end of the bargain. Aziraphale must return home to settle his father's estate and face the trauma he fled as a boy and the magical forces and people who want him to uphold the bargain… at the cost of his own life. Will Aziraphale sacrifice himself to save the townsfolk, or will there be another way he can satisfy the demands of the fae with his life intact?
“I expect the plants under my care to grow better,” the man snarled. Perhaps it was a trick of the light or a sudden and well-timed gust of wind, but the cabbage seemed to tremble at the man’s words. “This one is lucky that you intervened or it would be on its way to the compost heap.”
“Lucky indeed,” Aziraphale agreed. “I– I’m Aziraphale.”
The man examined his face with only slightly less scrutiny than he had afforded the cabbage. “Crowley,” he said. “I’m the groundskeeper.”
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27 Dec 2025