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In that moment, Will understands two things:
The first is that Doctor Lecter is his soulmate.
The second is that he's a fucking liar.- Language:
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16 Sep 2024
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"My followers were yours, and you've had more before that. You know how to lead, and we're the only two that could do it indefinitely. I've already been benefiting from your guidance up until this point, and I still could."
The flock just keeps growing. I can care for it on a large scale, but it's more feasible to stay on top of things on a more, I guess… relational level if there's more than just one person at the head," they explain with a nod, seeming satisfied with themself. And oddly, it's their forthright manner here that's throwing him off guard, more than anything.
Through the crown, he had listened in on their sermons. They were a talented preacher, sometimes fearsome and sometimes loving, always grandiose. He'd drunk deep of the devotion their fervor inspired, and of their own fidelity to the gospel in their hand, penned carefully in his name. Their own worship.
And now, they spoke to him as if they were haggling with one of the vendors on the outskirts. Like that poorly disguised cannibal who sold them fish.
"So, I think it'd be a logical course of action if we just get married, and lead together," they finish, nodding again.-
Every time the Lamb proposes, ect.
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Take me Down, Hand in Hand by Boom_After_Dark (Boomchick) for VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Dec 2021
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For all that he complains about having spoiled his ghost king, Xie Lian loves indulging Hua Cheng’s every whim
For all that Hua Cheng lives for his god, he loves dying for him too.
“I’ve always dreamed,” Hua Cheng whispers at last, still pressed against his mouth as if Xie Lian’s kiss unlocked his silence, “of dianxia walking me to death’s door and seeing me through himself. How gentle it would be. How good it would feel, dying in dianxia’s arms, knowing I have pleased him.”
[In an elaborate roleplay involving a new skin made to mimic human life, Xie Lian fucks Hua Cheng to death. Of course, Hua Cheng is already dead, but it's the thought that counts.]
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14 Sep 2024
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whatever you like by desktopme
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Mar 2023
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“Tell you what,” Suguru begins. Satoru notices his toes curling into the floor, his thumbs squeezed into his fists. “I could—you know.” Suguru gestures aimlessly in front of himself.
And—no. Satoru does not know. Could what? Surely not— “Are you offering me a hand?” He laughs, shoulders shaking, because that is fucking hilarious.
Suguru’s face scrunches immediately, the hand in front of him waving to dispel the ridiculous words Satoru let into the universe. “No. No—Satoru,” Suguru inhales with his whole chest. “I was just saying, like, I could—” Suguru’s lips pull together for a moment, wrinkling. “I could tell you a story. Something extremely unbelievable, like a girl wanting you to fuck her.”
Satoru's internet priveleges have been taken away. He's horny and unimaginative.
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01 Sep 2024
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Incubus by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2024
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It took Shen Yuan a full week to realize he'd transmigrated into PIDW.
In his defense, he'd woken up to a sky filled with blood rain, raging walls of hellfire, and a shadowy thing trying to take a bite out of his leg. He'd had to hit the ground running (literally, because that shadow thing had been hungry and fast) and hadn't had much time to take in his surroundings.
Luckily he was fast in this life. His strange new set of goat-like legs seemed to help with that.
In which Shen Yuan transmigrates as an incubus, and everyone realizes it but him.
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29 Aug 2024
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When you took me in, absolved my sins by JupiterInWords, Kuroganetzuki (JupiterInWords)
Fandoms: 新世界狂歡｜NU: carnival (Video Game)
10 Aug 2024
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This was his house.
This was his home, before he went away. He was laying on the rug of his living room, white ceiling, light blue walls, white furniture that he never changed. This was his world, and for a second, all air left his lungs.
All the clan members looked at him, expecting some kind of reaction, but Eiden was frozen, unable to make sense to it. He was back, with all of them. He was back.Bookmarked by nothern_tree
28 Aug 2024
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Wait, what the hell do you want... ?! by bunnyiling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2024
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"I’m just going to take a leak.” he explained, already feeling his bladder beginning to press a little.
Luo Binghe’s eyes didn’t leave him for a moment.
“Can I go with you?”
This time, it was Shen Qingqiu who blinked repeatedly. What?
“You want to… watch me while I piss?”
Luo Binghe averted his gaze a little, embarrassed; this made Shen Qingqiu almost feel sorry for him. “Is there… a problem?”
or; shen qingqiu deals with the fact that luo binghe has a piss kink
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18 Aug 2024
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i will never leave you by NeithOfTheVeil
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jul 2024
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Hua Cheng doesn’t appear all at once a year after his dissipation on the Heaven-Crossing Bridge; rather, he corporealizes at Xie Lian’s side on Mount Taicang over the course of four seasons. As he regains his ability to be seen, heard, and touched, he and Xie Lian navigate loss, longing, and love.
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02 Aug 2024
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Ghost King Dressed (Even More) Down by FoxyPepsi for da_na
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jun 2024
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Hua Cheng looked up at him, single eye twinkling. Xie Lian couldn’t bear to hold the intensity of his gaze any longer, he could only rest his chin atop of Hua Cheng's head to escape it. The arm around his waist told him Hua Cheng has no intentions of letting him go just yet.
"San Lang, San Lang," Xie Lian breathed exasperatedly, running his fingers through Hua Cheng's hair, black and cool like silk, remembering how sleep-mussed it looked in the morning. "What am I supposed to do with you?"
"Mn. I'm sure gege can figure out something," Hua Cheng said shamelessly, purring like a cat, coaxing Xie Lian with deceit like a hundred-years-old fox spirit.
A scene set right after Xie Lian "surrendered" in the newly added, Ghost King Dressed Down extra (linked in the notes).
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- Part 6 of TGCF Missing scenes
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31 Jul 2024
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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: On My Time as a Student Under Shen Qingqiu by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2024
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On the desk in between Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu was a printout of the email. Shen Qingqiu refused to look at it. If he tried very hard, he could pretend it wasn’t there. When the email had hit his inbox this morning, Shen Qingqiu had read it and reread enough to have it memorized, as he tried to comprehend the meaning of these words arranged in this order. The second that comprehension dawned upon him, he’d deleted the email then promptly tried to forget everything about it.
He wasn’t being very successful on that front.
The message, written with the extraordinary eloquence that Shen Qingqiu knew Luo Binghe was capable of, had been sent en masse to the entire faculty and student body. It stated two main points. Firstly, that Luo Binghe attested that Shen Qingqiu had never slept with, assaulted, molested, groomed, or was in any way inappropriate to him during his time at Cang Qiong Academy (thanks for the endorsement, Binghe!!). Secondly, that Luo Binghe was announcing this because he intended to marry Shen Qingqiu and did not want even the whisper of false impropriety to stain his Shizun’s name.
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- Part 2 of author's favorites
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30 Jul 2024
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Olivine rose from his chair to walk across the room, seating himself at the edge of his bed and crossing his legs in a way he knew made his hip jut out from between the sheer strips of fabric of his formal outfit.
Predictably, a hungry smirk spread across Eiden’s face as his warm brown eyes roved shamelessly down the length of Olivine's body. “Ooh, this kind of distraction?”
Playing coy, Olivine shifted slightly to push his hip out a little further. “Is that… not okay?”
Eiden chuckled as he stood and made his way over to Olivine. “Far from it.”
Or: Olivine asks to be fisted. Eiden is more than happy to oblige.
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28 Jul 2024
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Ivory Green by benwisehart
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jul 2024
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Shen Qingqiu finds something interesting in Binghe's bag. No, of course it's not interesting to him personally, he's just making his husband happy!
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16 Jul 2024
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i know he’s crazy, but he’s the one i want by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
16 May 2024
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r/advice
@crimsonrainsoughtflower
i dedicated an art exhibition to my beloved, and his fuckass loser friends said it was creepy. how do i eliminate them?r/advice
@scrapcollector
My friends don’t like my new companion. What should I do?r/advice
@crimsonrainsoughtflower
how do i get my beloved’s rancid friends uninvited from our wedding?OR: some stories are too insane not to share on reddit
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- Part 3 of reddit stories
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23 Jun 2024
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forgiveness is beyond our reach by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2025
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"And what sort of story is Shizun's favorite?" Luo Binghe asks, not really caring about the answer. Luo Binghe's shizun is an air-headed man who hides his inanity behind his fan; surely, whatever it is that Shen Qingqiu deems to read in his free time, it must be something equally ridiculous and superficial. Probably romance, Luo Binghe thinks. Perhaps cultivation adventure stories where the hero always gets the girl and slays evil.
Shen Qingqiu flips his fan open to hide his face. "Revenge stories," he replies.
AU where Luo Binghe is raised by Tianlang-Jun. When Yue Qingyuan kills his father, Luo Binghe resolves to settle the score.
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15 Jun 2024
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Chamber Pot by FactCheck
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Sep 2022
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Shen Qingqiu doesn’t quite make it out of that inn window because he kind-of, sort-of pisses himself
Luo Binghe is, of course, totally very normal about that- Language:
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27 May 2024
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give me a call if you ever get desperate by gojouswidow
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Feb 2024
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“Well, this husband had a very long day hearing demonic requests and did not have a chance to eat or speak with anyone else present, let alone relieve himself. And this husband also does not want to stop intimate time with his husband…” Binghe trailed off, his expectant, eager eyes sending an arrow straight through Shen Qingqiu’s heart.
No way! No way was this going to happen! Shen Qingqiu was not going to let Binghe piss on him! “You have to promise that we will have a bath immediately after,” were the words that left Shen Qingqiu’s mouth instead of the resounding “no, Binghe,” he had been planning on responding. How were his brain and his mouth this disconnected?!
Binghe’s eyes lit up and he peppered Shen Qingqiu’s face with kisses. As red as his face was, Shen Qingqiu felt it grow even redder. This, this was why he’d said yes without even thinking. He would never be able to deny Binghe any happiness. Not even if it meant that he was going to be pissed on.
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Shen Qingqiu did not think he was going to be pissed on this morning. Things change very quickly when it comes to married life with Luo Binghe.
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27 May 2024
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Hidden in the Peach by VeiledAmanita
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
12 Nov 2022
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Luo Binghe transes her gender. What happens next may surprise you!
(The horny tucking fic.)
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27 May 2024
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Eiden's habit of getting handsy in Edmond's office is bound to get them both in trouble one of these days.
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26 May 2024
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The Heavenly Pillar Has Fallen by armyoftoads
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2024
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Sometimes, accidents happen. Sometimes, those accidents happen when you're having sex. And sometimes, those accidents only happen to the Heavenly Pillar.
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25 May 2024
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two lonely souls at sunset by lomlaling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jun 2024
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“Who are you?” Luo Binghe asked coldly.
Shen Yuan wanted to bury himself in the dirt. He couldn’t have made a bigger fool of himself.
“I- This one is Shen Yuan, Lord Luo,” he hastily responded, dropping into a low bow to properly greet the emperor. Even after seven years in the palace, Shen Yuan still struggled with the formal speech of scholars and nobility.
“Shen…” Luo Binghe whispered.
Shen Yuan winced. Of course, Luo Binghe wouldn’t know who he was by name alone.
“This one is Lord Luo’s fifth husband,” Shen Yuan answered.
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Or, Shen Yuan wants life to feel like an adventure, Luo Bingge wants someone to truly love him, and a magical road-trip will somehow solve both of their problems- Language:
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22 May 2024