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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    “He’s taken the book to Hell, then?” Aziraphale asks, eyes wide. “Oh, dear.”

    “It certainly isn’t ideal," Crowley grimaces. "So, I suppose I’ll have to pop Downstairs and fetch it back. Let’s hope he wasn’t acting under Beelzebub’s orders, but if he was… Well. I might not make it back anytime soon."

    Aziraphale is looking at him like he’s suddenly started speaking in tongues. “Crowley, honestly, what goes on in that head of yours? I’ll be going with you, of course.”

    What.

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    Set in early season 1: Aziraphale never notices Agnes' book in Crowley's car. Instead, Hastur steals it, forcing Aziraphale and Crowley to travel to Hell to retrieve it.

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    03 Apr 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Crowley loves Aziraphale's thighs.

    (See, it's cold, and he enjoys a good cuddle when he's human-shaped but especially when he's a serpent.)

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    25 Aug 2023

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  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    Crowley has been sneaking off to the garden quite regularly lately. Aziraphale investigates.

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    11 Jun 2023

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  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Aziraphale surprises Crowley by shifting into a snake one day. So much cuddling ensues.

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    31 Aug 2023

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  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    While exploring a haunted house, Crowley and Aziraphale become trapped upstairs. Crowley comes up with a brilliant plan to escape.

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    07 Jan 2026

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