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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    It's hard letting go of the habits and fears of a lifetime, but thankfully wily serpents can wiggle between the lines...

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    11 Jul 2025

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  2. Public Bookmark 94

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    aziraphale wants to enjoy lunch in peace at a fascinating little restaurant where they know him. it does not go according to plan.

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    17 Jun 2025

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  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Five years have gone by since the failed Armageddon; Crowley and Aziraphale have finally admitted what they mean to each other.

    The next logical step, at least according to Crowley, is moving in together. But Aziraphale hasn’t noticed any of Crowley’s hints on the subject.

    And if that wasn’t bad enough, 2025 is also the Year of the Snake and Crowley struggles to keep his snake-y features under wraps.

    But never let it be said that the demon can’t come up with a cunning plan that might solve both of his problems.

    And Crowley’s plans never backfire, right?

    This fic is set after season 1 and is not season 2 compliant.

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    13 Mar 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Aziraphale Fell doesn’t know how to cook. Seeing as he’s only the garbage boy at Eden, an elite Parisian restaurant, this shouldn’t be an issue. Unfortunately a clumsy mistake one night puts his job on the line. Eden has a reputation to maintain– a reputation that has no room for silly amateur chefs who don’t even know how to make soup. Yes, it will take nothing short of divine intervention– or serpentine intervention, rather– to save Aziraphale now.

    This is the Ratatouille au no one asked for. Bon appétit!

    Updates on Mondays and Thursdays.

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    16 Jan 2025

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  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Aziraphale confesses his love for Crowley when he can contain it no longer. Oh, not to the demon himself of course. To a sleeping snake.

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    29 Oct 2024

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  6. Public Bookmark 31

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    “It’s not just boring. It’s…” Crowley steels himself, closes his eyes like that will make him invisible in his hellish vulnerability. “It’s lonely, angel.”

    or: Crowley really needs a snake nap. Aziraphale tries something new that might help.

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    22 Oct 2024

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  7. Public Bookmark 36

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    Aziraphale makes a few new friends while he waits for his oldest and dearest to return to him.

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    21 Oct 2024

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    This one is a bit of a technicality again.

  8. Public Bookmark 25

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    All Aziraphale wants is to Illuminate a book commissioned by the royal family, but a gold shortage in the kingdom means he has to use a cursed spell book to spin straw into gold. All Crowley wants is to escape the curse that's bound him to the spell book for centuries. When the royal family finds out about Aziraphale’s new skill, things go to hell in a handbasket. A Rumplestilskin AU.

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    20 Oct 2024

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  9. Public Bookmark 63

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    Crowley has been behaving strangely. Aziraphale didn't really question it. They were still adjusting to their new retired lives together, so some strangeness was to be expected, right?

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    05 Aug 2024

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  10. Public Bookmark 11

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    Aziraphale intervenes just in time, and he learns how Crowley would typically avoid the heat that accompanies good deeds.

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    • Part 31 of SFW
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    31 Jul 2024

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  11. Public Bookmark *

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    Retired librarian Aziraphale moves into a small, isolated cottage deep in the forest with a strange history. He soon realises he's not alone in the woods; a presence watches him. But as he begins to befriend the stranger that lurks in the trees, Aziraphale comes to understand there's more to him than appearances suggest - and Aziraphale's own destiny may be tied to the mysterious creature with the golden eyes.

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    24 Jul 2024

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  12. Public Bookmark 93

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    There was a faint tracing of scales along the woman's cheekbones, tracing down her thin arms and lean thighs. The nipples on her pale, almost flat breasts were dark as night. Fiery red curls fell over dagger-sharp shoulders sprayed gently with more black scales, and the golden eyes were wide and snake-like. The woman was beautiful, but hardly human.

    "Crawly," the woman said with disgust. "Was that the best you could do, angel?"

    "I said I didn't have much imagination." Aziraphale's lips were heavy, and she was almost sure she wasn't forming the words properly. There was some kind of spell over her, holding her almost immobile. The venom must have been paralytic. If she had been human, she supposed she would have been dead. Her corporation didn't like it much either. "What name would you prefer I use for you?"

    The stranger tipped her head on one side, considering. "Crowley?"

    Aziraphale almost laughed. The whole situation was simply too irritating. If she was to die now, at the hands of some local deity, the paperwork hardly bore thinking about. And her precious work on Sappho's poetry, gone.

    "Crowley, then. You're a nymph of some kind, I take it?"

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    14 Jul 2024

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    “There’s an enchanted castle West in the Hellian slopes, and apparently it comes with a prince looking for a bride or bridegroom to free him from a dark fae’s curse.”

    “I see,” Aziraphale says finally, when he realizes both Gabriel and Uriel are staring at him expectantly. “You want me to marry a beast?”

    Gabriel's mouth flattens. “I want you to take this gods’ blessed opportunity to secure your family’s future for good."

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    Aziraphale is a professional quest hero who just wants to sit by the fire and read a book, if his overbearing family will ever let him; Crowley is a serpent demon who needs a gullible hero he can con into gathering some critical ingredients for a human corporation spell. Hijinks and a lot of terribly inconvenient feelings ensue.

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    13 Jul 2024

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  14. Public Bookmark 21

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    “Crowley, what on earth has gotten into you?” Aziraphale asked.
    Crowley stepped forward, his fingers fumbling with the pearlescent shirt buttons as he spoke. “It’s so hot in here–”
    “Yes, but Crowley–” Aziraphale swatted at the demon’s hands, “–why are you unbuttoning my shirt?”

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    10 Jun 2024

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  15. Public Bookmark 95

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    After getting himself exposed to an unintentional overdose of divinity, Crowley starts presenting with some weird symptoms.

    Don’t mind me, just a snake keeper finally writing about one, and a very dear snake it is indeed. :D Can be read as a standalone work!

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    03 Jun 2024

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    In which Crowley attempts to sneak up on a sleeping angel, using all his serpent stealth.

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    27 May 2024

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  17. Public Bookmark 56

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    Crowley’s got a Hell problem we can all relate to: drains blocked and miracles won’t sort it. Almost certainly, it’s the work of malicious rivals Downstairs. Equally certainly, he’s not going to let them see him (literally) sweat. After all, he’s got an Arrangement with an angel who’s happy to offer the use of his charmingly antique bath. There’s just one problem: undressing in your best friend’s and hereditary enemy’s upstairs flat starts to feel surprisingly… intimate.

    A mix of soft, horny and cracky, because I cannot be left unsupervised.

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    20 May 2024

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  18. Public Bookmark 79

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    Crowley finds Aziraphale's true form unexpectedly appealing to his inner serpent.

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    12 May 2024

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  19. Public Bookmark 79

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    Crowley keeps waking up with his head in his hereditary enemy's lap. How does this keep happening!?! Well the angel throwing him over his shoulder and carrying him off might be a contributing factor.... but Crowley really should get up and leave. But lap is warm and soft and safe...

    Featuring: getting your hereditary enemy back into his corporation by kissing the inside of his thighs.

    5+1 for the Extraordinary Amounts of Cake event.

    COMPLETED.

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    26 Apr 2024

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    Technically Crowley is never stated to be in full snake form. However. Its a lot about Crowley struggling to stay human shaped. So I'm including it.

  20. Public Bookmark 13

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    After everything, Crowley doesn't want to separate from Aziraphale, so they agree to spend the night asleep together. Crowley finds out that Aziraphale is a bigger fan of his serpent form than he had previously let on. When they wakeup in the middle of the night suggestively entangled, things develop in a direction that neither of them had expected, but both wanted.

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    17 Apr 2024

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