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Tall Tales of the Small Folk by shantismurf for Unlos
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
20 Jun 2025
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Inspired by the storytelling of the great Pete Seeger, The Old Took is a furry-footed, banjo-playing Pied Piper who leads a troupe of willing grandchildren in merry tales of magic and warning. But rather than caution him, they inspire young Bilbo to explore the forest further, seeking out magical beings for himself.
Written for prompt #17 - The Woods for the 2025 Tolkien Reverse Summer Bang festival, with inspiring and delightful art from sublimpingvin. Thank you so much to all the mods and participants for a lovely time!
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- Part 2 of A Wrong Turn to the Right Place
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03 Dec 2025
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Stede draws his attention back to the head massage, alternating pressure from the kind of bruising that’s enough to knead a migraine away, to gentle, delicate strokes through his hair. He grows almost meditative with it, forcing his eyes away from Ed’s face and simply enjoying the feeling of body heat and cool, damp-silk hair against his palms. Truthfully, he could do this for hours, rather than the usual three-to-five minutes that’s usually afforded to customers when they…
When…
It’s been longer than three-to-five minutes.
A quick glance at the clock reveals it’s been far, far longer than three-to-five minutes.
Stede doesn’t mind, obviously. And Ed doesn’t seem to be about to question it. But the snide little Lucius-like voice in the back of his mind points out that almost twenty fucking minutes is maybe a bit of an overkill.
Stede yanks his hands away from Ed’s hair like it’s covered in bleach.
“Okey-doke!” Stede manages, voice shrill and a little strangled.
From across the salon, the real Lucius snorts.
(OR: Stede's a hair stylist. Ed shows up for an appointment. And shows up. And shows up. And shows up...)
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02 Dec 2025
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Ernesto de la Cruz vs. The Court of Public Opinion by skater_of_the_surface
Fandoms: Coco (2017)
23 Nov 2024
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The thrilling sequel to Coco that you've all been waiting for! Miguel visits ... wait for it... wait for it... A LIBRARY.
Or : Miguel probably can't prove that Ernesto is a murderer, but stupendous fuckbucket is still on the table.
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25 Aug 2025
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If anyone asked the Batfamily which Robin had the funniest ’joining the family’ story? Well, everyone would start with, “Well it seemed like Jason had the spot taken for good after having the audacity to try and jack the Batmobile’s tires and hit Bruce with his tire iron.” And then they’d say, “But then tiny Tim decided to try and steal the whole thing.”
Or: When Tim is 11 he figures it’s not hurting anyone if he. Ya know. Takes a picture in the Batmobile. But then the power goes to his head and all of a sudden he’s hacking the Batmobile and tearing through Gotham on a rescue mission.
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- Part 1 of Enter Road-Runner
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26 Apr 2025
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Living on a Prayer by skhwriter
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
03 Dec 2025
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When strange energies over Italy and Greece are caught on the Watchtower sensors. Diana is sent back to Themyscira to consult with her mother about the events. It turns out that while she was running around space with the Justice League A LOT happened. And while normally she would do anything to protect the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood from the chaos of the mortal world, with Batman sniffing around, things might just be coming to head…This could get messy.
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- Part 2 of The Percy Jackson Multiverse
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15 Apr 2025