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I'm An Idiot - Sincerely, Peter Parker by oasiselli
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Oct 2025
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idiotic
/ɪdɪˈɒtɪk/ adjective
very stupid.As simple as that definition is, it seemed to apply to Peter a little too accurately when it came to hiding his identity. But! It wasn't his fault he was bad at lying - he was simply a good person (and Ned was just as bad). Or that he would unintentionally use his powers in public - you try being a mutant for a day!
Throwing himself out of a window in front of his entire class, however... was a little harder to excuse.
Alternatively,
Five times Peter wasn't too great at hiding his identity and the one time he really fucked up.
(Slow updates)
Series
- Part 3 of Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker
- Part 2 of Peter Is Fucking Tired - And Not In The Whumpy Way
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“It’s just-” she breathed out before steeling herself, “Whenever I begin to try and tell someone about her lies she just- just pops up out of nowhere! It doesn’t matter if I’m in class or the locker rooms or- or in the toilets, and it’s been happening way too often to be some weird coincidence so I feel like she’s... done something.”
“Hmm... You really think so?” Adrien said as he directed his gaze towards Lila.
Or,
Lila goes entirely too far when attempting to keep her lies a secret so Adrien and Marinette can only do one thing.
Take her down.
Ft. Sleuthing (with a sprinkle of the Ladynoir dynamic as civilians), Lila getting slapped in the face, and the entire school witnessing her oh-so-sweet downfall.
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Of Horse Girls And Cucumber Milk by oasiselli
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: (Homecoming)
05 Apr 2021
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“It wasn't that bad,”
“Ned, she called herself a developing horse,”
“Yeah, but you like horses!”
“She’s not a-” for what felt like the tenth time today, Peter sighed.
"I hate my life"
"At least you have me!"
"I hate my life"
"Hey-"
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Midtown's resident horse girl has a crush on our awkward web-slinger, and takes it upon herself to sit next to him at lunch, essentially making his life hell
Series
- Part 2 of Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker
- Part 1 of Peter Is Fucking Tired - And Not In The Whumpy Way
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How to be a Dumbass 101 by oasiselli
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
26 Dec 2020
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"It's ketchup!... Y-yeah." Ned exclaimed.
"Peter" Mr Harrington sighed, running a hand down his face "Whose blood is that?"
Or,
Peter gets blood on him whilst crime-fighting, and his classmates are worried about him until they realise it's not his
Series
- Part 1 of Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker
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Peter Is Fucking Tired - And Not In The Whumpy Way by oasiselli
Fandom Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: (Homecoming)
24 Oct 2025
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Peter just being absolutely done with life (no, he's not depressed - he's just a teenager)
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Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker by oasiselli
Fandom Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: (Homecoming), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
24 Oct 2025
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a series of unconnected one-shots of Peter being an absolute mess
ft. Ned, MJ and (more often than not) his classmates
and no its not discontinued i just have way too much school work and an inability to manage my time
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Text Message Skin (similar to IOS messages with scrolling!) by miscellaneous_misty
Fandoms: No Fandom, 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
24 Mar 2026
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A tutorial for a workskin that allows you to make text messages that look similar to IOS messages.
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- Part 1 of Misty's Texts
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“We could fake fuck.”
“Fake fuck?” Sunoo repeats.
“Yeah.” Sunghoon shrugs. “When he’s about to come home, let’s just lock ourselves in my room and start making really loud sex noises. Maybe he’ll take the hint and realize how thin the walls are.”
Sunghoon and Sunoo both like their other roommate just fine. But what they don’t like is having to listen to him and his girlfriend have obnoxiously loud sex whenever she comes to visit. So, they come up with a plan to make their roommate realize just how loud he is. Things don’t exactly go according to plan.
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No-nonsense Assistant PD Park Sunghoon can handle even the wackiest situations, but the new "ray of sunshine" intern might actually be his undoing.
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The last time Sunoo had felt like this, he was fourteen, home alone, and had googled "hot muscular men" on the family computer and sat very still for a contemplative moment and came to realize that, oh, that's what this is.
He felt the same enlightenment. He thought he'd known the full spectrum of gayness but at this point he wasn't even sure if he knew his own gayness. Perhaps he hadn't been properly gay until this moment and that he had to come out again as a gay 2.0 because this face in front of him was the face people go gay for.
Sunoo found out, the hard way, that Park Sunghoon had gotten hot.
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Jaeyun tilts his head a bit, looking suddenly almost puppy-like, cute and wide-eyed and innocent, and – this is bad. Very bad. Heeseung should probably retreat and start pushing his truck out of their driveway and continue on until he reaches the next state over, no matter how long it takes or how it will inevitably lead to him collapsing from exhaustion twenty minutes in.
At least he’d be somewhere that Jaeyun is not, and he’d surely be better off for it.
“I asked if you’re a new volunteer,” Jaeyun repeats, and even his voice is pretty, his accent strong and thick, with a slight lisp that Heeseung manages to find simultaneously endearing and enticing. “For the church?”
Or, when Heeseung’s truck breaks down outside of a pastor’s house in the midst of a cross-country road trip that was supposed to give him a fresh start, he meets Jake, who’s in desperate need of a ride to a fresh start of his own. It’s a match made in – well, not in heaven. But something close to it.
Bookmarked by oasiselli
18 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
i don't even know how to explain this
like it felt so rea and my emotions had just been kinda simmering this whole time but i'm currently crying as i type this out 😭😭