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I'm An Idiot - Sincerely, Peter Parker by oasiselli
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Oct 2025
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idiotic
/ɪdɪˈɒtɪk/ adjective
very stupid.As simple as that definition is, it seemed to apply to Peter a little too accurately when it came to hiding his identity. But! It wasn't his fault he was bad at lying - he was simply a good person (and Ned was just as bad). Or that he would unintentionally use his powers in public - you try being a mutant for a day!
Throwing himself out of a window in front of his entire class, however... was a little harder to excuse.
Alternatively,
Five times Peter wasn't too great at hiding his identity and the one time he really fucked up.
(Slow updates)
Series
- Part 3 of Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker
- Part 2 of Peter Is Fucking Tired - And Not In The Whumpy Way
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“It’s just-” she breathed out before steeling herself, “Whenever I begin to try and tell someone about her lies she just- just pops up out of nowhere! It doesn’t matter if I’m in class or the locker rooms or- or in the toilets, and it’s been happening way too often to be some weird coincidence so I feel like she’s... done something.”
“Hmm... You really think so?” Adrien said as he directed his gaze towards Lila.
Or,
Lila goes entirely too far when attempting to keep her lies a secret so Adrien and Marinette can only do one thing.
Take her down.
Ft. Sleuthing (with a sprinkle of the Ladynoir dynamic as civilians), Lila getting slapped in the face, and the entire school witnessing her oh-so-sweet downfall.
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Of Horse Girls And Cucumber Milk by oasiselli
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: (Homecoming)
05 Apr 2021
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“It wasn't that bad,”
“Ned, she called herself a developing horse,”
“Yeah, but you like horses!”
“She’s not a-” for what felt like the tenth time today, Peter sighed.
"I hate my life"
"At least you have me!"
"I hate my life"
"Hey-"
Or
Midtown's resident horse girl has a crush on our awkward web-slinger, and takes it upon herself to sit next to him at lunch, essentially making his life hell
Series
- Part 2 of Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker
- Part 1 of Peter Is Fucking Tired - And Not In The Whumpy Way
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How to be a Dumbass 101 by oasiselli
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
26 Dec 2020
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"It's ketchup!... Y-yeah." Ned exclaimed.
"Peter" Mr Harrington sighed, running a hand down his face "Whose blood is that?"
Or,
Peter gets blood on him whilst crime-fighting, and his classmates are worried about him until they realise it's not his
Series
- Part 1 of Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker
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Peter Is Fucking Tired - And Not In The Whumpy Way by oasiselli
Fandom: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: (Homecoming)
24 Oct 2025
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Peter just being absolutely done with life (no, he's not depressed - he's just a teenager)
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Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker by oasiselli
Fandom: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: (Homecoming), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
24 Oct 2025
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a series of unconnected one-shots of Peter being an absolute mess
ft. Ned, MJ and (more often than not) his classmates
and no its not discontinued i just have way too much school work and an inability to manage my time
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“Whatever," Lucas shrugs. "You’re just jealous that you aren’t getting any.”
Mike raises an eyebrow, like he knows something the rest of them don't. Will looks like he wants to drown him. He probably deserves it.
In which Will has a love bite, the Party freaks out about it, and Mike is jealous of himself.
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Somewhere out there is your forever one wearing your Mark on their skin; it's just a matter of finding them.
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08 Aug 2025
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He looks up at him, eyebrows drawn together. “Do you not love her?”
Mike shrinks back. “What?”
He hadn’t meant to say it. He wouldn’t have, if he’d stopped to think about it for half a second. But it’s too late to take it back, and he can’t breathe until he knows the answer, and he looks at him resolutely and says, “Do you only love her because of what I said?”
Something darkens on Mike’s face, twisting it into a shape Will’s never seen. “Get out.”
It’s not a no.
or: Mike and Will share a room, and Mike finds out the truth about the painting.
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Belonging by TedSays
Fandoms: 未成年～未熟な俺たちは不器用に進行中～ | Miseinen: Mijukuna Oretachi wa Bukiyo ni Shinkochu (TV)
03 Feb 2025
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Minase and Hirukawa have their first guest over. Hirukawa's co-worker learns something new.
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Feelings by creativityobsessed
Fandoms: 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV)
02 Dec 2020
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After falling asleep on Kurosawa's shoulder, Adachi realizes he really likes what Kurosawa was feeling and starts chasing that high. A few weeks later, he feels it - but there's no way they could be touching. Is the Magic getting stronger?
Series
- Part 2 of Wishes