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“The house is… sad,” the client responds.
“Again, we can’t help with selling the house. Maybe try some decorations. That’ll brighten the old place up,” Charles suggests.
“No, you misunderstand. The house doesn’t look sad. The house is sad. It is depressed.”
“How do you figure?” Edwin says, sitting up in his chair now that the client has said something potentially interesting.or
A new case brings up old feelings, and maybe something more.
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The Case of the Mysterious Bookshop Owner by ofstitches
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), Good Omens (TV)
21 May 2024
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"I meant that I am dead,” Edwin says bluntly, “You are aware of that, aren’t you?”
“Of course, my boy. I am not daft.”
“No, I did not think you were,” Edwin lies. The man is either being purposefully obtuse or he really is just incredibly daft, “I just-I-are you?”
“Am I..?”
“Dead?”
“Well I should think not,” Mr. Fell says then refuses to elaborate.
“So you are not a ghost?”
“What kind of ghost do you mean?”
“...Any kind?”
“Oh, then no.”
Edwin furrows his brow, “Why did you ask what kind then?”
“Curiosity.”
Edwin takes a deep breath that he does not need.Or
Edwin meets a bookshop owner
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- Part 2 of The Case of A. Z. Fell & Co.
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Two Gay, Bitchy, Englishmen by ofstitches
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
04 May 2024
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“We’re only here because watching Edwin and Mr. Fell have a go is a right laugh.”
“Well, I am so glad you find it amusing, Charles,” Edwin rolls his eyes, graciously ignoring the giddy look Charles directs toward Crystal, “Mr. Fell is a difficult man and not to be underestimated. Though, Charles is correct. You would do well not to interfere,”
“Why? Is this guy dangerous or something?”
“No, Mr. Fell isn’t dangerous,” Charles says confidently then pauses, “Well, not dangerous to us,” Another pause, “Well, not dangerous to us unless Edwin has done something to tick off Mr. Fell again.”
“Not recently,” Edwin replies, then thinks about the five year ban he was subjected to simply for creasing a page, “Though he does tend to hold a grudge,”Or
Edwin visits an old acquaintance for help on a case. It does not go well.
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- Part 1 of The Case of A. Z. Fell & Co.
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“April and I were just discussing the value of deception as a weapon in a ninja’s arsenal,” Splinter explained.
Mikey gasped, “Are you going to give her cuteness lessons, too, Sensei? That would be so rad. She’d be so good at it.”
“Cuteness lessons?” April said, a little offended. She didn’t need those, she was already damn adorable.
“Deception lessons, perhaps.” Splinter corrected delicately.
“Same thing, really,” Mikey said flippantlyor
Ninja are masters of espionage, manipulation, and getting your brother to do your chores for you. Mikey shows April a master at work.
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Nico and the Cocoa Puffs (plus Will) by ofstitches
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
04 Sep 2023
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Suddenly becoming a teen parent of a bunch of baby demons is harder than it might seem.
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The Case of A. Z. Fell & Co. by ofstitches
Fandom Dead Boy Detectives (TV), Good Omens (TV)
22 May 2024
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BREAKING: SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY IN DISARRAY AS NEWCOMER UPENDS DOZENS OF ACCEPTED THEORIES
Up and coming British astrophysicist Dr. Anthony J. Crowley has rocked the science world this week with his research that proves many previously-accepted scientific theories about dark matter and the nature of our universe completely wrong. Dubbed the ‘Devil’s Theory,’ Crowley’s research has made the astrophysicist a star practically overnight, and one of the most sought-after scientists in the country.“There’s so much you humans don’t understand about the universe, it’s not my fault that I do,” he said in a statement to BBC reporter Jane Smith. “Just you wait!”
[Crowley can't keep his mouth shut about the stars, and accidentally becomes a famous scientist. Based on this!]
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28 Feb 2026
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Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.
It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.
(Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)
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25 Feb 2026
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That Odd London Bookshop by WritesEveryBlueMoon
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 May 2024
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A.Z. Fell and Co. Antiquarian Bookshop has been the ultimate paradox for book lovers for over 200 years: It has almost every book imaginable, but an owner who refuses to sell any of them. At least there is fun to be had and friends to be made in the ambitious, if rarely successful, endeavours of the customers.
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25 Feb 2026
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21 Feb 2026
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Five times Bruno's presence wasn't wanted, and one time it really, really was.
One and a half times, actually, but that doesn't flow off the tongue quite as well.
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14 Feb 2026