7 Works by ofstitches
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Nico and the Cocoa Puffs (plus Will) by ofstitches
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
14 Mar 2026
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Suddenly becoming a teen parent of a bunch of baby demons is harder than it might seem.
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“The house is… sad,” the client responds.
“Again, we can’t help with selling the house. Maybe try some decorations. That’ll brighten the old place up,” Charles suggests.
“No, you misunderstand. The house doesn’t look sad. The house is sad. It is depressed.”
“How do you figure?” Edwin says, sitting up in his chair now that the client has said something potentially interesting.or
A new case brings up old feelings, and maybe something more.
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The Case of the Mysterious Bookshop Owner by ofstitches
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), Good Omens (TV)
21 May 2024
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"I meant that I am dead,” Edwin says bluntly, “You are aware of that, aren’t you?”
“Of course, my boy. I am not daft.”
“No, I did not think you were,” Edwin lies. The man is either being purposefully obtuse or he really is just incredibly daft, “I just-I-are you?”
“Am I..?”
“Dead?”
“Well I should think not,” Mr. Fell says then refuses to elaborate.
“So you are not a ghost?”
“What kind of ghost do you mean?”
“...Any kind?”
“Oh, then no.”
Edwin furrows his brow, “Why did you ask what kind then?”
“Curiosity.”
Edwin takes a deep breath that he does not need.Or
Edwin meets a bookshop owner
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- Part 2 of The Case of A. Z. Fell & Co.
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Two Gay, Bitchy, Englishmen by ofstitches
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
04 May 2024
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“We’re only here because watching Edwin and Mr. Fell have a go is a right laugh.”
“Well, I am so glad you find it amusing, Charles,” Edwin rolls his eyes, graciously ignoring the giddy look Charles directs toward Crystal, “Mr. Fell is a difficult man and not to be underestimated. Though, Charles is correct. You would do well not to interfere,”
“Why? Is this guy dangerous or something?”
“No, Mr. Fell isn’t dangerous,” Charles says confidently then pauses, “Well, not dangerous to us,” Another pause, “Well, not dangerous to us unless Edwin has done something to tick off Mr. Fell again.”
“Not recently,” Edwin replies, then thinks about the five year ban he was subjected to simply for creasing a page, “Though he does tend to hold a grudge,”Or
Edwin visits an old acquaintance for help on a case. It does not go well.
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- Part 1 of The Case of A. Z. Fell & Co.
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“April and I were just discussing the value of deception as a weapon in a ninja’s arsenal,” Splinter explained.
Mikey gasped, “Are you going to give her cuteness lessons, too, Sensei? That would be so rad. She’d be so good at it.”
“Cuteness lessons?” April said, a little offended. She didn’t need those, she was already damn adorable.
“Deception lessons, perhaps.” Splinter corrected delicately.
“Same thing, really,” Mikey said flippantlyor
Ninja are masters of espionage, manipulation, and getting your brother to do your chores for you. Mikey shows April a master at work.
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There's Whiskey Left Over From Christmas by ofstitches
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 Dec 2022
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Selina knew that it had been a long week for Bruce. A long month. A long year.
Oh, who is she kidding? Bruce has had a long life since he was eight years old.But, the past couple weeks have been a test to everyone’s patience
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Raising children is hard. Raising seven vigilante children is even harder. Selina helps.
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“You can’t pick me up, Pepa!”
“I can too pick you up. I used to do it all the time when we were younger,”
“Sí, when we were younger. You can’t do it now because you’re old and, more importantly, I’m not that small!”
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Bruno told Pepa he’s not as tiny as she makes him out to be. Pepa took that personally.