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Anthony has always loved bad men. In secret, of course. But he loved bad men. Like Mama like son.
“Never trust a gambler,” he remembers her saying, as she wiped makeup over a black eye from his latest in a long string of ‘uncles,’ “and never trust a drunk.”
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A Razor's Edge by ohnoooooo for GallifreyisBurning
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2021
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"It happened, of course, in the middle of his trial. Because why wouldn’t it? Because why would any single thing in Draco Malfoy’s life ever go smoothly?"
Draco discovers he's a quarter Veela and has to reckon with what that brings, as well as with his own personal prejudices. Meanwhile, Harry Potter is living with his Godfather at Grimmauld Place and just can't seem to get his life together.
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Human Indulgence by EveryoneHasAmnesia, ohnoooooo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jan 2021
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Crowley and Aziraphale are adjusting to being human. Crowley has a hard time of things and Aziraphale worries.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Humans
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Meeting Halfway by EveryoneHasAmnesia, ohnoooooo
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jun 2019
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Aziraphale forces Crowley to go on a picnic and everything goes both down and uphill from there. They fall in love, but it's not the only sort of falling that might happen.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Humans
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After graduating, Steve goes to Indiana State and Billy drives to San Francisco and doesn't look back. Except he does, just a little bit. Before he knows what's happening he's writing letters to Steve Harrington, and the two boy are more honest with each other and themselves than they have been in a long time. I write Billy's letters and the main fic, and my amazing RP partner writes Steve's letters. I hope you enjoy.
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Ineffable Humans by EveryoneHasAmnesia, ohnoooooo
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jan 2021
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An angel’s wings are a source of pure divinity, and a symbol of Heaven’s power. So when Adam’s wings are gruesomely severed from his body and stolen from the battlefield, Lucifer fears the worst.
As tensions begin to escalate between the factions of Pentagram City, it becomes clear Lucifer is going to need all the help he can get in order to unravel a conspiracy that threatens to incite an all-out war between Heaven and Hell. Even if that help comes from the archangel they’d all hoped was dead and gone.
This could only end well.
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06 Oct 2025
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“Do you see now, Adam?” Lucifer’s voice reaches him, and Adam turns to face the man.
“You’re stuck here, just like the rest of us.”Adam find's himself inexplicably alive after being stabbed to death on the battlefield, and now must traverse hell as a sinner while desperately wanting to get back to heaven.
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23 Jul 2025
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02 Jan 2022
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Castiel Novak is relatively happy living his solitary life as a Starbucks Barista. He lives alone with a cat named Hamburger, and he has one (1) emotional support friend, Gabriel.
Unfortunately, he is plagued by the fact that some guy (see: a random hot dude named 'Dean') is giving out Castiel's phone number as his own. And he's been doing it for months.
So, of course, when Castiel's at work and a hot stranger gives him his own phone number for the Starbucks Rewards Program... well... it doesn't go well.
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- Part 1 of the don't series
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12 Nov 2021
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Loosely based on the Tumblr post: one day jack’s gonna get a boyfriend who’s like a bad boy hunter with a motorcycle he calls his girl and he’s like COMICALLY similar to dean, who just HAAAATESSSS him. cas, however, is charmed bc the hunter boyfriend is very polite and always calls him mr. winchester
A series of snippets in no particular order. Technically complete but still taking requests/suggestions
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05 Feb 2021