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    A glimpse into Shane and Ilya’s life as dads to three kids: Nikolai (Niko), Maxim (Max), and Mila. This will be a series of oneshots exploring different moments in their parenting journey. All fics can be read as a standalone!

    p.s. title is in reference to the song Our House by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young 🩵

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    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Kira's making new friends—specifically with Hayden Pike's million trillion kids. (Ilya's words)

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    15 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    The Hollander-Rozanovs are thrown headfirst into parenting, and take to it like loons to water. A few months in, they are ready to have some time for each other, so enlist their nearest and dearest to babysit.

    This fic can be read on its own from the previous ones in the serious, but there may be spoilers if you do.

    No AI used, ever.

    English is still, technically, my second language, so please forgive any spelling/grammar errors.

    Kudos/Comments always welcomed and appreciated.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    25 May 2026

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    "I-I'm sorry," he says, "You were sleeping and I— And we have practice tomorrow for the big game."

    "Luca."

    Tears land on Ilya's sweatpants.

    "I'm sorry I made you a-angry, sir."

    Shane presses on the breaks a little harder than he probably should've at a red light.

    "Haasy," Ilya calls as the hand in his hair gets just a touch rougher, pulling him to look upwards. His voice is different and something like a switch clicks in Luca's brain, turning off the permanent noise machine inside it, "Settle. You're good here."

    "I'm sorry, captain."

     

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    Luca Haas has a really bad introduction to BDSM via ex-boyfriend. Married Hollanov are here to help.

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    22 May 2026