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    You're the new tech/repairman at the Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex, unfortunately. Your first task? To make the Daycare Attendant into two separate animatronics. It's an amazing opportunity, really, and there is nothing you love more than getting a chance to really work with such tech! The only bad part is that you don't know how to tell anyone that you just might be in over your head. (You are extremely in over your head.)

    (Just a silly feel-good fic, AU where there is no Security Breach, no William, no murders, etc. Sun and Moon fall in love with you, a well-meaning but honestly naïve and easily-overwhelmed little dummy)
    (BTW THE TITLE IS MEANT TO BE A RUNNING JOKE FROM THE FIC there isn't gonna b some big angsty plot twist. most likely)

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    26 Apr 2025

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    Shadow was on him in a split-second, poised above Sonic in a flash of crackling red energy, one paw raised in a clawed threat, teeth bared. He was the picture-perfect example of battle ready, even if he was panting a little more than the last time they’d gone head-to-head. And Sonic just laughed, grinning wildly. It visibly threw Shadow off, burning red eyes flicking from Sonic to his own claws and back to Sonic, his mouth slowly going slack from its previous twisted expression.
     
    “What are you- are you laughing?” Shadow blinked.

    “Kinda fun just to, you know, blow some steam off without the threat of world destruction or fifty years of vengeance making things all…” Sonic shuddered, dramatically waving both paws at Shadow. “Complicated.”

     

    Or: the rehabilitation of one Shadow the Hedgehog whether or not he asked for it.

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    14 Feb 2025

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    “You…uh…” Whatever he was going to ask died in his throat as Alastor turned his head to nuzzle his palm.

    Lucifer’s brain may have short circuited at that while other parts of him abruptly came online.

    Alastor blinked, some of the newfound haziness leaving his eyes as he turned back to face him. He continued to lean into his touch. “You were saying?”

    Oh, fuck, how had Lucifer never noticed how hot his voice was before?

    “Uh…”

    Husk started making frantic shooing motions too from where he stood by the doors.

    “…you wanna see my rubber duck collection..?”

    Alastor blinked. “What.”

    Angel dropped his head back into his hands in defeat.

    AKA

    Alastor's rut comes earlier than expected. Lucifer volunteers as tribute. An awkward few days and one existential crisis later, Lucifer might just realize his budding feelings aren't as one-sided as he thought.

    Completed: 3/31/25

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    04 Feb 2025

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    Ethan Winters and an injured Heisenberg have escaped the village, but their problems are just beginning: the Connections are hot on their trail with Ethan as the ultimate prize.

    With Chris Redfield and the Hound Wolf Squad running interference for the BSAA, it’s up to his allies to launch a covert operation to protect Ethan and Heisenberg - easier said than done.

    Enter Sherry Birkin and Jake Muller, security detail extraordinaires and more than well-versed with punching out ornery bioweapons, but there’s plenty of opportunities for the mission to go south. A frantic road trip across Europe is the perfect storm for volatile tempers, belligerent sexual tension, and unknown mutations of Ethan’s developing abilities.

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    26 Jun 2024

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    The virus was gone. Everyone was fixed. You had been put back together. It's a time for a new beginning, to do things right this time, to wash away the past and paint a better future.
    Their memories of the infection had- mercifully- been taken away from them.
    Yours had not.
    He doesn't understand why you try to avoid him. Even if you could tell him, you're not sure you would. You want to be his friend, but it's difficult; every time you see him, you remember the hundreds of times he killed you.
    (FNaF Sun/Moon x Staffbot-Reader fic!)

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    02 Jun 2024