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Crystal just wanted a normal Tuesday. Her Tuesday, in fact, was not normal.
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It was just another normal day at Pierce & Pierce.
Until Jean asked Patrick out to dinner—and nothing about the evening went according to plan.
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Patrick Bateman never killed anyone, and Paul Owen is alive and well. Bateman is engaged to Evelyn Williams. His secretary, Jean, is in love with him.
He can’t stop thinking about her.
Bookmarked by onionfaye
28 Dec 2025
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I LOVE this fic so much, I think this is the biggest source of inspo that I have for P&OJ... I'm sad that op couldn't finish this fic, but I can see why they probably got stumped/discontinued this fic.
The fact that Patrick had a benzo OD is probably one of the main things that I found intriguing because it gave him a significant amount of lucidity that made him see the rot in his lifestyle on his own, and come to some realisation on how much it was literally killing him without directly telling us. I just wish that this didn't have to lean into him having to get institutionally treated (or even better, if it did happen, it just happened in the background as a minor inconvenience) and something juicy like social friction would have been interesting. Like Timothy milking the OD as gossip fodder, or just Patrick realising that he isn't as mystical as he's told himself (and us!) to be.
I know this fic is in First Person POV but it would have been more interesting if we had more exploration on Jean's POV and her experience with Patrick's OD. But overall, this fic is amazing and I hope to honour it to an extent once I finally start writing P&OJ :3 -
my secretary who is in love with me. by horrormusicals
Fandoms: American Psycho - All Media Types
14 Jul 2020
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Patrick interviews for a new secretary.
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28 Dec 2025
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A Lone Star just isn't Possible by ThatRingBoy
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 Jun 2024
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But Stelle kept trying the radio. She dragged it over to Boothill’s side and curled up next to him to try to siphon some warmth from his heater as the air became thicker from a lack of recycled oxygen. “Mayday, mayday,” she kept calling despite how her teeth chattered horribly, “the Astral Express has lost power and we have injured on board!”
But each time came with no response. Just static. Long, unbreaking static that swallowed them and sent them drifting deeper into the abyss.
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The Astral Express crashes into a giant pool of Memoria floating along the edge of the Asdana system, affecting the crew, and leaving behind only Stelle and the new temporary passengers with rapidly dwindling options. Luckily, they’re saved, but Stelle and Boothill must return to Penacony to look for answers about curing this new-found Miasma Sickness. In doing so, Stelle and Black Swan dive right back into the Dreamscape, leaving Boothill and Robin with plenty of time to get to know each other, for better or for worse.Series
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Moaning Through A Song by SecretSandbar
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Dec 2024
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Boothill is ready to leave Penacony following the defeat of the slumbernana monkeys. Someone unexpected convinces him to stick around for a while longer.
Something sweet and light for the pairing that has me in a vise grip these days.
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Flowers Bloom In Unlikely Places by sugarBiscuit
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Dec 2024
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The disembodied head ducks back behind the counter, and Robin tilts her head curiously. What could he be doing…?
She walks a little closer to the front desk. After a moment of deliberation - and wondering if she wants to kill this curious cat - she goes on her tiptoes to try and peek over at the elusive, allegedly small guy.
Before she can even see a glimpse of what he may be doing behind the counter, the man meets her half-way - probably closer than he meant to be. A wide grin was already on his face, their faces almost nose-to-nose with Robin seeing a mouth full of sharp, shark-esque teeth.
“Hey there, princess.” He greets with a country drawl, face utterly unbothered at their proximity.
Oh, he was pretty.
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Or ; Robin just opened up a flower shop, and decided to introduce herself to her street neighbor with some flowers! She gets more out of it than she expects.
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