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    r/DnD
    u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnD

    u/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]

    Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Mike is on Reddit.

    He needs to stop oversharing online.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    “If you go,” Will starts, and he’s so close, Mike could trace the line of freckles crowning his cheekbones. “Think about what’ll happen to Max. Or El. Or Dustin and Lucas.” Will smiles, sparkling bright in the moonlight. “The city would fall apart in a day without you.”

    And you? What about you? Mike wants to ask.

    As if Will hears him, he says, “I don’t think I could live without you.”

    Mike Wheeler, in no particular order:
    1. Gets a new job.
    2. Falls in love.
    3. Becomes Spiderman.

    One of those things is not like the other.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    He sits at his desk and thinks to himself about the story he can never tell.

    It isn't the story of the mage; that, perhaps, is the easiest story to tell. An acceptable one, a story of love and loss, of power and politics, of magic and monsters.

    The stories he grew up on are the same stories he's doomed to tell now. Of supernatural entities and learned helplessness.

    No, the story he can never tell is one he's never seen or read before. One that could never have a happy ending.

    It goes like this:

    Four boys playing a tabletop role-playing game in a basement. Loud, chaotic, wild. There is a distinct air of youth surrounding them. They are untouched by trauma and unharmed by life.

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    mike wheeler, grief, and the (love) story he cannot tell.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    “You didn’t tell me Will had a boyfriend!”

    Shit. Mike felt his own jaw drop without even realizing it.

    “No, he doesn’t,” Max said, but it came out more like a question than anything. And then she looked over at Mike, who was horribly red in the face and was suddenly feeling an overwhelming urge to reconnect with nature after this. “Wait. Does he?”

    OR: Mike gets jealous at a party, accidentally reveals that Will has a boyfriend, and neglects to tell anybody that he's the boyfriend in question.

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    05 Feb 2026