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    Pompous doesn’t seem to be a strong enough word to describe Kylo Ren, but he pays well, and really--that’s all Rey really needs at the moment to keep her small tattoo shop up and running.

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    14 May 2021

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    Ben takes a deep breath. “It’s—it’s a project. Conceptual art. You wouldn’t get it.”

    Rey presses her lips together to keep from laughing. She plans her next words quickly and carefully, determining what will get her the best reaction. “Really? Looks like you ruined a bedsheet to me.”

    His reaction does not disappoint. “Get out.”

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    Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive.

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    23 Mar 2021

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    “She wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts, she’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers!”

    With earphones jammed in her ears, Rey sings at the top of her voice and pushes the heavy lawnmower against the overgrown grassland that is her back yard. Maz, her foster mom, had told Rey that “if she didn’t get off her lazy ass and do something productive, she would get her phone confiscated for the next month.” So, here she is: sweating profusely in the smallest pair of shorts she could find, trying her damn hardest to cut down the grass that hasn’t been mowed in like, ten freakin’ years.

    A nerdy Ben Solo moves in next door to Rey. She doesn't like him. She doesn’t.

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    22 Mar 2021

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    “She wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts, she’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers!”

    With earphones jammed in her ears, Rey sings at the top of her voice and pushes the heavy lawnmower against the overgrown grassland that is her back yard. Maz, her foster mom, had told Rey that “if she didn’t get off her lazy ass and do something productive, she would get her phone confiscated for the next month.” So, here she is: sweating profusely in the smallest pair of shorts she could find, trying her damn hardest to cut down the grass that hasn’t been mowed in like, ten freakin’ years.

    A nerdy Ben Solo moves in next door to Rey. She doesn't like him. She doesn’t.

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    English
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    18/18
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    22 Mar 2021

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    Rey is eleven when her dreams come true and the Sorting Hat calls out “Gryffindor!”

    Or: The Reylo Hogwarts AU no one asked for.

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    11 Jul 2020