oxyymoronic
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Lucifer offers to give Alastor a pussy to try out, for reasons.
That's it, that's what's on the tin. Completely self-indulgent amusements.
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19 Jun 2026
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Lucifer didn't have a silver tongue before The Fall. If he had, things might have gone differently at the trial. That was one of the final parting gifts bestowed upon him by his siblings before they cast him out. There's a sort of twisted irony to it all. The snake, who gave up everything so human souls could choose their own destiny, always one over enunciated word from stripping it from them all over again.
All that to say, as a general rule, Lucifer doesn't influence Sinners. Not because he can't—far from it—but it goes against the spirit of the whole "Gift of Free Will" thing.
Of course, Alastor is the one to challenge that.
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- Part 1 of It's Alright, It's Okay
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Bookmarked by oxyymoronic
13 Jun 2026
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Alastor is bored. Lucifer is lonely. Together they make a terribly unwise combination. One night of drinking has them considering a ridiculous flight of fancy.
They wouldn't ever be friends, and lovers seemed overly sentimental, but they could be drinking buddies.
A series of oneshots exploring Alastor and Lucifer's relationship progression through drinking, sex, and snark, each one a character study of peculiarities and vulnerabilities centered around the theme of a different beverage.
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15 May 2026
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To put it bluntly, Lucifer is fucking stressed.
There's the move, the rebuilt hotel, and oh! Fucking heaven deciding to break every last rule they agreed on.
Not to mention there's a certain someone intent on getting on his very last nerve.
What he needs is a way to relax and finally let off a bit of steam...
Aka, the spa-based fic I've had in my notes for a literal year that I've finally indulged in. Warning for very little plot and *Slaps fic* this baby can fit so many porno tropes in it. You've been warned.
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- Part 12 of Radioapple one shots and short(er) stories
Bookmarked by oxyymoronic
09 Mar 2026
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Hit me with your Killshot, Baby by TrashDemonx for Nihtfrowan
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Aug 2025
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Alastor, who once felt like he held the entirety of Pentagram city in the palm of his hand, now carves time out of his day to watch someone undress.
But not just anyone.
No, fate has a flair for cosmic cruelty. His obsession, his little indulgence, centers around the one being in all of Hell who actually manages to grate on his last nerve.
Lucifer fucking Morningstar.
Aka, a pwp idea that got way out of hand, based on this post, thank you @Nihtfrowan for the brainworms!
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- Part 11 of Radioapple one shots and short(er) stories
Bookmarked by oxyymoronic
08 Mar 2026